Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk

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Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk is a 1943 Warner Bros. cartoon in the Merrie Melodies series, directed by Friz Freleng and starring Bugs Bunny, with all of the voices provided by Mel Blanc. It is a parody of the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk".

Bugs Bunny

  • So long, jerky! Send me a postcard from Albuquerque! You know, I'm so smart sometimes it almost frightens me.


Giant: [the giant grabs Bugs and starts squeezing him in his hand] Duh, now I got ya and I'm gonna crush ya with my bare hands.
Bugs Bunny: My what an interesting palm you got Doc!
Giant: Duh, I have?
[opens his hand]
Bugs Bunny: [lets out a wolf whistle] And look at that heart line, I'll bet you're a regular Don Ju-an with the ladies!
Giant: [shyly] Duh, no I'm not, cuz I'm a... I'm a... I'm a uh, bashful
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, are you kidding? Well come here, come here, come here, let me give you a few pointers
[whispers into the giant's ear until he notices his eardrum which is an actual drum]
Bugs Bunny: Huh, eardrum?
[climbs inside the giant's ear and plays it causing his head to vibrate]