Jackass Forever

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Jackass Forever is a 2022 American film, the fourth film in the Jackass series. It is the sequel to 2010 film, Jackass 3D.

Directed by Jeff Tremaine and co-written with Jason Acuña, Derrick Beckles and J.P. Blackmon.
Some people never learn.

WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.

Johnny Knoxville

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  • Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
  • We have winners and we have Steve-O.
  • [To Steve-O] You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. [Steve-O then removes his dentures to reveal a missing tooth]
  • What did you guys do to Eric?
  • I went up high as a moose's caboose.
  • Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit.
  • Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation.
  • That bull didn't like fucking magic!
  • It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass.

Steve-O

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  • Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.
  • You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride!
  • Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.
  • [After getting hit in the head by a speeding soccer ball] Yeah, that rang my bell. [Points to trailer behind him] I took a huge shit in there too.
  • So here we are back at the bullring. Even at the time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring, you know. When life was it's least valuable I would have no part in this bullshit. And it's my least favorite thing. The movie's going so well, why the fuck are we doing this?

Chris Pontius

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  • Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
  • And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago.
  • These guys are old, we paid our dues, so we're handing the torch to you.
  • It's semen alright.
  • It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacon's better than horse meat right?
  • Milk milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Stick your finger up that hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll!
  • That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure.
  • If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend.
  • A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature.
  • When the beast awakens, the monster arises.

Ehren McGhehey

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  • I've lived a life of danger. I've used my body to find my soul, broken, beaten, as I get old. Now buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's almost time for me to fly.
  • [He is strapped down in a chair] I'm trapped! [Johnny pours honey all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! [Johnny then pours chunks of salmon on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? [The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in] Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?!

Dave England

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  • No, fuck you. I'll start a new life in here.
  • I just said why can't I wear my cool hat and now I know why.
  • I can barely taste the pig cum in this.

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

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  • Dick pain hurts.
  • Okay. There's enough meat there.

Tyler the Creator

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  • What the fuck is that? I'm not fucking stupid! [Finding the buzzer underneath his seat]

Eric André

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Sean "Poopies" McInerney

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  • I'm Poopies... big-time movie star. And today, we're big wave surfing.
  • So if we get bit we die? Are you serious?
  • Is there an "antidope" here? Is that what it's called? Antivenom, not "antidope". What does "antidope" mean? I don't even know. What's "antidope"?
  • Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing! Grom!

Zach Holmes

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  • This is so fucked up! I knew this was gonna fucking happen! Why the fuck did we go down to the basement?

Davon Wilson

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  • I'm kinda embarrassed right now. Like, I came out of his penis. Hood card taken away.
  • I feel that shit man! That mothafucka tryna hurt me man!

Compston Wilson

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  • You look scareder than me and this is yo shit!

Jeff Tremaine

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  • If they do trust us to go the bathroom today, they're pretty... they're pretty less intelligent than I thought.

Dialogue

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Steve-O: I just googled the world's hardest punch ever recorded. Francis' punch is the equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed.
Francis Ngannou: Wait, you don't need to read that now.
Johnny Knoxville: How you doing over there Rachel?
Rachel Wolfson: Wee Man is going to space
Jules Sylvester: This is a Texas rat snake.
Johnny Knoxville: Are they venomous?
Jules Sylvester: [Pause] Eh.
Jeff Tremaine: Zackass! He's a real wild crazy guy! He's the gnarly superstar! Zackass!
Chris Pontius: There ain't a thing he wouldn't do! He'd jump in cacti for you!
Compston Wilson: Imma fuck you up man you suppose to be having my back.
Davon Wilson: I got you a job!
Johnny Knoxville: He's about to have 5 gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
Tyler the Creator: Damn, that sounds like me in London.
Ehren McGhehey: Look at Dave's face!
Dave England: Fuck off! Fuck all the way off!
Johnny Knoxville: I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat and then put the hat back on and no milk would come out. Did milk come out?
Lance Bangs: There was some milk on the ground.
Johnny Knoxville: Oh... oh, shit.
Steve-O: You know the sad reality is that not every bit works. In this case, Zach's asshole is just too tight.
Zach Holmes: Maybe next year.
Johnny Knoxville: How is Raab not in this?
Chris Raab: I'm the smart one I already know what's gonna happen.
Ehren McGhehey: There's a door, I just opened it, I swear to god!
Dave England: Oh wow, how conveniant.
Johnny Knoxville: Does it smell like pig semen? Does it smell?
Chris Pontius: Why are you looking at me like that?
Zach Holmes: We're not doing that again.
Sean McInerney: This guy's one badass dude right here.
Zach Holmes: I love you, dude.
Sean McInerney: That was sick. You showed *us* how to surf!
Rachel Wolfson: My lip is so fucked up you guys. I feel fucked up.
Eric André: But she looks great.
Colson "Machine Gun Kelly" Baker: How did you beat me?
Steve-O: I don't know dude. I don't know man. I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance, you were just really bad.
Ehren McGhehey: Fuck this cup sucked. This is the worst cup of them all.
Steve-O: I'm starting to think those cups don't work dude.
Jeff Tremaine: Just say "this is Body Surfing" we don't need the intro.
Davon Wilson: I wanna say my name! This is Zach, I'm Jasper and this is Body Surfing mothafucka!
Aaron Homoki: Where were you?
Chris Pontius: I was... I just.
Johnny Knoxville: Poopies, that was really uncool.
Sean McInerney: Did you feel the vibration?
Ehren McGhehey: You just got cummed on, dude!
Johnny Knoxville: That's pig cum!
Dave England: What is it?
Johnny Knoxville: Pig cum!
Ehren McGhehey: Pig! Cum!
Dave England: That's pig cum?
Ehren McGhehey: That's pig cum!
Johnny Knoxville: 5 gallons!
Dave England: I'm a vegetarian!
Preston Lacy: I should not have eaten Indian and Cuban food in the same day.
Lance Bangs: [Repeatedly] No..! [Regurgitates]
Zach Holmes: I'm gonna pass out! I'm passing out!
Steve-O: Zach's passing out!
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: We got the Whambulance coming for ya if you don't get to this next bit.
Ehren McGhehey: I will tell you right now if the jokes continue I will stand up and walk away.
Johnny Knoxville: He's gonna take his nuts and go home.
Johnny Knoxville: Wow! He's talking smack!
Preston Lacy: Some mime shit talkin' over there.
Rob Dyrdek: How many times to we get to play?
Johnny Knoxville: Oh this is probably a oner.
Rob Dyrdek: [Laughs] Shit!
Chris Pontius: You're wearing it backwards or upside down.
Ehren McGhehey: I don't need physics from you guys right now!
Johnny Knoxville: I don't know what's worse. The wedgie or these junkyard mattresses you gotta land on.
Jason "Wee Man" Acuña: Yeah. Look at that pee stained one right there.
Bam Margera: Ew dude.
Chris Pontius: Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world, not the second biggest either.
Sean McInerney: I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. That was what I was most nervous about, showing it to the whole world. But that's what we're here for.
Eric Manaka: I don't think he's very happy.
Spike Jonze: Have you ever been around bulls before?
Eric Manaka: I've never been around a bull in my whole entire life, not a real one. Ah shit! Ah shit!
Dave England: Was that the first time you got cummed on?
Sean McInerney: Yeah, for sure. No, the second.
Jeff Tremaine: Did they put that goofy ass beard on in make-up?
Lionel Boyce: You a hater. How you just gonna come over and say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.

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