Janusz Korwin-Mikke

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Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Janusz Korwin-Mikke (born 27 October 1942) is a Polish politician, leader of Liberty party. European Union MP.


  • By the way, a shorter man earns less than a tall man. The blonde earns more than a brunette. They are different, and it should not be equalised. That’s all.
  • Women must earn less than men because they are weaker, smaller and less intelligent. They must earn less, that's all.
  • Democracy means that if this man, you Miss, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.
    • source: speech during a meeting in the R. Barbosa High School
  • A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.
    • source: blog, 7 November 2008
  • A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.
    • Polish: Skok z szóstego piętra jest z całą pewnością bardziej szkodliwy niż zażywanie heroiny, aczkolwiek nie zakazujemy budowy szóstych pięter.
    • Source: drug legalization debate, 13 November 2007.
  • I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.
  • When in organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".
    • source: blog, 29 August 2007
  • The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep reds in reservations, and we in parliaments.
    • source: blog, 9 February 2007
  • The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.
    • source: Program III PR, 10 November 2006
  • A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.
    • source: blog, 8 February 2007
  • Socialist is not a human but animal - because human differs from animal in this that he has moral rules, and reds, as their program states they disobey them.
    • source: blog, 28 June 2007
  • Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.
    • source: interview in Tok FM radio
  • Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for reds "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.
    • source: feuilleton Zsiadłe mleko, Angora nr 24, 1998
  • The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams
  • Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.
  • Nobody is sure of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.
  • [Conservatism is] a fight for keeping these qualities that made us move unceasingly.
  • For if the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel doesn't help.
  • Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.
  • I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.
  • We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes.
  • The sleep of reason encourages the elections.
  • Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair.
  • It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.
    • source: blog, 29 April 2009
  • Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping.
    • source: blog, 12 April 2009
  • Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.
    • source: Asked about sense of conservatism, blog, 6 March 2008
  • Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!
    • source: blog, 4 November 2010
  • I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.
    • source: magazine Magazyn Trybuny, 20 April 2002
  • Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.
    • source: magazine Najwyższy Czas!, 3 January 2008
  • You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that, female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.
    • source: blog, 29 September 2008
  • Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society.
    • source: tvn24.pl, 5 July 2008
  • Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.
    • source: gazeta.pl, 5 May 2014
  • Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.
    • source: blog, 9 May 2008
  • Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.
    • essay "Przepisy celne, ale ulgowe" (Customs regulations, but reduced) in Angora (21, 1998)
  • I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.
    • source: Presidential Debate at the Warsaw University. Riposte to the words of Kornel Morawiecki, who said that sex education should be introduced to schools. source
  • [Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.
  • But please remember, that in 1991 in the w:Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!
    • Polish: Proszę jednak pamiętać, że ja w 1991 roku w Sejmie nie domagałem się likwidacji SSE. Ja domagałem się utworzenia jednej SSE – obejmującej CAŁY obszar Polski!
    • Source: blog, 7 April 2010
  • Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.
    • Polish: Nawet za Hitlera czy Stalina, góral mógł sobie robić oscypki, jakie chciał, a dzisiaj stoi nad nim urzędnik unijny.
    • source: Blog of the autor, 21 March 2009
  • This is not about the aesthetics: there is a rule in a society: "Whoever you deal with, makes you become them", therefore watching the efforts of para-athletes, which are nevertheless very admirable, can bring the temporary mobility disorder. If we want humanity to develop, the television should show us people who are healthy, beautiful, strong, honest and wise - not perverts, murderers, weaklings, losers, idiots or, unfortunately, invalids.
    • Polish: I nie chodzi o estetykę: w społeczeństwie obowiązuje zasada: „Z kim przestajesz, takim się stajesz”, więc i oglądanie – godnych podziwu skądinąd – wysiłków para-sportowców może przynieść – przejściowe, na szczęście – zaburzenia w motoryce!). Jeśli chcemy, by ludzkość się rozwijała, w telewizji powinnismy ogladac ludzi zdrowych, pieknych, silnych, uczciwych, madrych – a nie zboczeńców, morderców, słabeuszy, nieudaczników, kiepskich, idiotów – i inwalidów, niestety.
    • source: Blog of the autor

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