Jared Hess

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Jared Lawrence Hess (born July 18, 1979 ) is an American screenwriter and director.


  • Attention vermin, you are in the presence of a colossus.
    • Said as a joke when asked for an idea for a new catchphrase. (no-one knows why anyone would say this)
    • Napoleon Dynamite, 2004

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