Jellystone!

Jellystone! is an American animated streaming television series developed by C.H. Greenblatt and produced by Warner Bros. Animation, based on various characters by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. The series premiered on HBO Max on July 29, 2021.

Season 1

V.I.P Baby You Know Me / El Kabong's Kabong is Gone [1.05]

V.I.P. Baby You Know Me

Maw Rugg: Which one of you ding-dang dingleberries gave our cafe a one-star review?!

Fleegle: Ooooh, I forgot to delete that post.

Maw Rugg: Time to bust some heads!

[Cue offscreen beatdown]

Shag Rugg: [offscreen] Everybody, run for your lives!

El Kabong’s Kabong is Gone

Fleegle: And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

The Banana Splits: (All laughing, while Snorky honks)

El Kabong: (Sobbing) SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

(Jellystone Action News starts)

Snagglepuss: Jellystone, a town under siege. Those rascals, The Banana Splits, have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

Peter Potamus: I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

Snagglepuss: No one has been left unscathed.

Captain Caveman: They write Wash Me on back of me van. Now me gotta wash me van!

Boo-Boo Bear: They stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with a fish?

Yogi Bear: It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me!

Jabberjaw: Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

Snagglepuss: In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, “Can I pull off this scarf?”, and also, where is our hero, El Kabong, even?

Mr. Flabby Dabby Wabby Jabby / Ice Ice Daddy [1.06]

Jabberjaw: Bet you couldn't break it.

Captain Caveman: Unga, what we betting?

Jabberjaw: If you can't break it, you'll have to let me give you another perm.

Captain Caveman: Me already tell you, it was '70s. That was style. Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!

DNA, A-OK! / Face of the Town! [1.07]

Peter Potamus: Why would you not just like take a group photo or something?!

Huckleberry Hound: Oh. I did not think of that.

Catanooga Cheese Explosion / Squish or Miss [1.08]

Yogi Bear: (Shows the Jellystone Hospital building with him talking off-screen): Open wide. (He then looks inside Augie’s mouth while saying “Ahhh”) Some teeth, a tongue, looks right. (He then turns to his companion Boo-Boo) Hey Boo-Boo, hand me my tiny hammer. (He then gives Yogi Bear his tiny hammer, then touches Augie’s knees) HA! Good news, she’s alive and kicking.

Boo-Boo Bear: How are you feeling, Augie?

Augie Doggie: (Her stomach growls) (Coughs) Oh, I’m so full!

Gotta Kiss Them All / Jelly Wrestle Rumble! [1.09]

[Yakky Doodle has just completed the first round due to Magilla feeling uncomfortable fighting a children and ends up facing Yogi Bear, the doctor.]

Yakky: A doctor would never hurt a kid.

Yogi: I'm off duty.

[proceeds to body-slam Yakky Doodle, flattening her.]

Yakky: [Weakly] I'm okay!

Snagglepuss: You hear that, S&P? She's okay!