Jhankaar Beats is a 2003 Bollywood film.
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- Shanti: At the most, she'll say no...
- Neel: Oh God, I will die if she says no.
- Rishi: Innocent child, you should be getting scared if she says yes.
- Neel: Do you know who my father is?
- Rishi: Why? Don't you know who your father is?
- Deep: Your luck's changing.
- Rishi: From good to bad.
- [Deep is encouraging Neel to talk to Preeti.]
- Deep: Just stay cool. Say hi, I'm Neel, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
- Rishi: And...don't say anything about sex.
- Deep: Shut up, Rishi. Don't confuse him.
- Rishi: Hey, look at that guy! Looks just like the baldie from office!
- Deep: Now go on, smart, confident.
- Rishi: Don't talk about sex.
- Neel: [to Preeti] I want to have sex with the bald guy!
- Shanti: Marriage is a lovely institution
- Rishi: A lovely mental institution!
- Deep: Oh, no, my mother-in-law's coming!
- Rishi: Deep, I told you five years ago...you marry a woman, you marry her mother.
- Mother-in-law: What nonsense! My brother has four servants, two cars, with drivers, two T.Vs...
- Muskaan: Granny, does your brother take bribes?
- Mother-in-law: What? Who told you that?
- Muskaan: Daddy did!
- Shanti: Deep, will you do me a favour?
- Deep: Anything for you, darling!
- Rishi: He never says that to me...
- Deep: There are only two things important in life...food, and music.
- Rishi: Sir, you're a philosopher.
- Deep: Now go, ask her to dinner!
- [Neel goes up to Preeti.]
- Neel: Um, uh, can you tell me where the nearest laundry is?
- Preeti: Sure, take a left there, and...
- Neel: Wow, you know this area very well. May I take you to the laundry sometime?
- Preeti: Excuse me?
- Neel: I...I mean may I take you to dinner?
- Preeti: I don't even know you!
- Neel: Okay, okay...how about an ice-cream? We'll get to know each other better...there's an ice-cream parlour right next to your house.
- Preeti: My house? How do you know where my house is?
- Sanjay Suri — Deep
- Rahul Bose — Rishi
- Shayan Munshi — Neel
- Juhi Chawla — Shanti
- Rinke Khanna — Nicky
- Riya Sen — Preeti
- Vijayendra Ghatge — Mr. Kapoor
- Ikraa Khatri — Muskaan
- Raja Vaid — Vijay