Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (film)

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 American computer-animated science fiction comedy film produced by Nickelodeon Movies, which follows a boy genius inventor who must save the parents of his hometown from egg-like aliens.

Directed by John A. Davis.
Blasting Into Theatres


  • Hi! Nice antiques. Gotta blast!


  • UltraDad! [Mr. Estevez: UltraSon!]


[Judy puts a plate in front of Hugh]
Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. [gasps when he reads the box]
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. [peeks inside box to take out a prize toy duck] Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack. [chuckles]
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! [sing-song with his toy duck] Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.

Judy: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy: Probably 9. Exactly 9. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy: Then what do you think you're doing?
Jimmy: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster... I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...
Hugh: Well, message from space. Wow.
Judy: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.
Jimmy: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.
Judy: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
Hugh: Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. You've got to admit that is pretty neat. But very unsafe, honey. That's bad.

[Sheen is up for show and tell at school]
Sheen: This is ULTRA LORD!
[the class groans]
Miss Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class!
Sheen: Miss Fowl. This one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
Cindy: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmm… [takes Ultra Lord out of the box and mockingly waves it in front of Cindy] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!
[the class starts laughing]

Carl: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?
[shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy: Uh-huh.
Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.

Carl: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!

Sheen: [notices a poster for Retroland theme park] Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [Takes poster off pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!"
Jimmy: Oh look! [takes poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides! [Sheen takes back poster]
Sheen: I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen: [Takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras!
Sheen: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl: [dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!

Judy: [calls from downstairs] Jimmy!
Jimmy: [comes out of the fireplace] Hi, Mom.
Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, [pulls out bouquet of flowers] happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: [takes bouquet] Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's… not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, [pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings] then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: [takes necklace and earrings] These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! [snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing] And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: [gives Jimmy bouquet] No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say…[music slows, stops] Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy: No?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: YES!
Judy: JIMMY…?!
Jimmy: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!
Judy: I matter, your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can all go next week.

King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!?
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!
Yokian Guard: But, hey...
[Yokian Guard gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship]
Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Oh! [slams face-first into the window] Oh, I missed it... Can I-can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: [continuing] Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? [spots the toaster] Oh, what have we here? [clears throat] As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: [plays with the toaster until the toast pops out] It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. [starts to interact with the toast] HELLO!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. [takes the toast] HELLO, TOAST! I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR SHIP!

[In the living room]
Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [shrinks the TV with Jimmy's shrink ray]
Judy: Well, what did you do?
Hugh: Actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]
Judy: You don't think that Jimmy... [Hugh enlarges Judy's head normal sized again]
Hugh: No, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true.

Sheen: I'm peeing...in the shower!
Sheen: I'm still doin' it! Go, go, go!

"My Clothes Don't Match" Kid: [singing] My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!

[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.

[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT."]
Oleander: [Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head] We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey! knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise." [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from Oleander; Oleander pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler! [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny Shjeff: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
[Johnny Shjeff runs up to the camera.]
Johnny Shjeff: Somebody hold me!
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee.]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee hurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing zachary.]
Zachary Jones: And... [sniffs] And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy... [camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my mommy! [burps as his shirt rips]
Courtney Tyler: [Turns back to the camera] So, there you have it. [her smile fades to a sad look on her face] I want my mommy too! [starts crying loudly]

Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutro-[burps, short pause, laughs]


Teaser Trailer[edit]

Pilot: Ten minutes, 10, 9, 8, 7...
Narrator: Get ready for the launch of a new phenomenon.
Pilot: 3, 2, 1.
Jimmy: Blast off!
[Jimmy hits the button and the rocket starts to propel upwards and the ship starts out its trajectory fine, but as Jimmy flies it is clear that it's hard for him to control it. He’s moving erratically and skipping along on the pavement of the street. As he reaches the end of the cul-de-sac a man in a car screams and veers away. Jimmy manages to pull the rocket up before it collides with a house]
Jimmy: Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Narrator: Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies present...
Jimmy: Gotta Blast!
Narrator: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
Jimmy: Does anyone know where we can get a lot of raw plutonium?
Narrator: Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon do not advocate the pre-teen use of plutonium.
Jimmy: Whoops!
Narrator: This is Jimmy's family.
Judy: Jimmy Neutron, you march...
Hugh: Oh, now, sugar booger.
Judy: Now, don't you sugar booger me.
Hugh: Sugar booger.
Judy: Mm-mm nope.
Hugh: Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo...
Judy: Not listening.
Hugh: Boo-boo-boo-booger!
Judy: No, no.
Narrator: This is his dog.
Jimmy: Goddard is a custom built cybernetic canine with an optical fiber neural...
Cindy: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, that's really interesting, Jimmy. Humphrey can play dead.
[Humphrey lets out a shriek as he stands on his hind legs before swooning and falling]
Jimmy: Play dead, Goddard!
[He explodes, They are both covered in soot. He then came back]
Jimmy: Good boy, Goddard!
Narrator: This...
Jimmy: This is my hypno-beam.
Narrator: Is his hypno-beam.
Jimmy: Observe.
Carl: Go, Jimmy, go!
Narrator: And this...
Vox: DNA match confirmed.
Narrator: Is the sneak preview of his new movie.
["Jimmy Neutron" theme song plays by Brian Causey]
King Goobot: After them!
Jimmy: No!
[Hugh finds the button on the top of the cube and hits it. An explosion of corn splashes all over the dining room]
Judy: Jimmy! James Isaac Neutron, you get yourself down here this instant.
[The rocket jumps like a stone down the street until it makes contact with a fire hydrant and Jimmy is ejected from the rocket at high speeds. Water spews from the busted hydrant while Jimmy and Goddard are whizzing through the air. As Judy opens the front door intent to find her son, said son and dog tumble into the house from the air]
Hugh: Oh, you gotta admit that is pretty neat.
Jimmy: [off-screen] Don't try that at home.

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