Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (film)

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 animated film by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies about Jimmy Neutron, a boy genius who, along with his friends, fly into space to retrieve their parents from a hostile alien planet.


[Judy puts a plate in front of someone]
Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. (gasps when he reads the box)
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. (peeks inside box to take out a prize toy duck) Oh. this is a good one. Quack quack quack. (chuckles)
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! (sing-song with his toy duck) Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.

[makes weird face then farts.]

[Jimmy crashes the rocket into his house's chimney]
Judy: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there! How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy: Probably 9. (confirms with Goddard) Exactly 9. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy: Just what do you think you were doing?
Jimmy: Well, last night, I received a message from outer space, but it was garbled in the outersphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster-- I mean satellite.
Hugh: Message from space? Wow!
Judy : Don't encourage him, Hugh.

[Sheen is up for show and tell at school]
Sheen: This is Ultra Lord!
(the class groans)
Ms. Fowl: Sheen. This is the 7th week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in cla- !@#$%^&*!
Sheen: Ms. Fowl... this one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-been-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTABLE!
Cindy: "Never-been-seen," huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmmmm...
(Sheen takes Ultra Lord out of the box and mockingly waves it in front of Cindy)
Sheen: Nyah-nyah.
(Cindy gives Sheen a smirk. Sheen suddenly frowns, realizing what he has done)
Sheen: NO!!!

Carl: (takes out inhaler) This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and-(accidentally sprays his eyes) AAAAAAHHHHH!!! OH! I CAN'T SEE!!!!

[Sheen notices a poster for Retroland theme park]
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [Takes poster off pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!!!"
Jimmy Neutron: Oh look! [Takes poster from Sheen] Its the "State of the arts Gravity Rides!" [Sheen takes back poster]
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl Wheezer: [Takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy Neutron: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: [Takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!"
Carl Wheezer: [Takes poster] Llamas and Capybaras!
Sheen Juarerra Estevez: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!"
Carl Wheezer: [Dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!

Judy: (calls from downstairs) Jimmy!
(Jimmy comes out of the fireplace.)
Jimmy: Hi, mom.
Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, (pulls out bouquet of flowers) happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: (takes bouquet) Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's... not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, (pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings) then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: (takes necklace and earrings) These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! (snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing) And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: (gives Jimmy bouquet) No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say-(music stops) Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy: No?
Brenda: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Brenda: Jimmy!
Jimmy: But... but... all my friends are going and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!
Brenda: Oh, I matter, and your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can go next weekend. IF you stop inflating me.
Jimmy: (looks through his backpack) Oh, wait, I'm sure there must be something else in here to change your mind!
(Jimmy accidentally activates the jets and the they send him flying.)
Jimmy: Ah! AAHHH! Whoa!
Brena: Whoa!
Goddard: Bark! Bark! (ducks his head from Jimmy)
Jimmy: Whoa! Whoa!
Brenda: No, Jimmy, no look out! Look out, Jimmy, NO!!!
(Jimmy crashes into Brenda, sending her flying with him.)
Jimmy: AHHH! Ah!
(Jimmy drops Brenda to the floor and crashes into the wall offscreen.)
Jimmy: AAAH!
Brenda: Jimmy, be careful!

King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!?
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!!!
Yokian Guard: But, hey...
(Yokian Guard gets spaced out)
Ooblar: Ohhhh!
Ooblar: Oh, I missed it... Can I, can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: (sing-song) Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: (continuing) Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse. (spots the toaster) Oh, what have we here? (clears throat) As the king's royal assistant, I am the offical checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: (plays with the toaster until the toast pops out) It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this.
(starts to interact with the toast)
Ooblar: Hello!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. (takes the toast) Hello, Toast! I greatly admire your ship!

(After Jimmy gets grounded)
Jimmy: Oh... What good is it to be a genus if you can't even go out on a school night? (sits up) Goddard: Options.
Goddard: (viewing first option) Apologize, your parents love you.
Jimmy: (After some silence, bitterly) Next.
Goddard: (viewing next option) Create a time capsule, escape to the future.
Jimmy: That'll take too long. Next.
Goddard: (viewing next option) Build Goddard a female poodle.
Jimmy: Goddard! This is serious!
Goddard: (viewing next option) Sneak out.
Jimmy: That's it!

"My Clothes Don't Match" Kid: (singing) My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!

(Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn)
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? (falls back in the popcorn; his hand rises out) Help me.

(Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECAIL REPORT.")
Oleander: (Arnie laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head) We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. (Arnie puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it) Hey, knock it off, Arnie! (clears throat) "Trouble in Paradise." (Arnie holds up two fingers behind Oleander's head) That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. (the cameraman moves the camera away from Oleander; Oleander pops out) Here's Courtney Tyler. (chuckles)
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Kid #1: (runs past) Help us!
Kid #2: (runs past) I don't know how to make lunch!
Kid #3: (offscreen) I want my parents!
(Kid #1 runs up to the camera.)
Kid #1: Somebody hold me!
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee.)
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground and my knee hurt!
Courtney Tyler: (clears throat) Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing another kid.)
Kid #4: And so we were going to see who could eat the most cotton candy... (camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated) And I won! (sobbing) I want my mommy! (burps)
Courtney Tyler: So, there you have it... I want my mommy too! (sobs)

Brenda: James Isaac Neutro---<BURP!!!>

Brenda:I won't be teaching Hugh Neutron anymore? (laughs excitedly) No more...Neutron? I thought this day would never come. Whoo-hoo! Good-bye, Hugh! Have a nice life. (exhales her puffiness) Free at last. Free at last.


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