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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 American CGI-animated science fiction comedy film produced by Nickelodeon Movies and distributed by Paramount Pictures which follows a boy genius scientist and inventor who must save the parents of his hometown from a race of alien monsters.

Directed by John A. Davis.
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Judy Neutron: [puts a plate in front of Hugh] Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I could not find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh Neutron: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. [gasps when he reads the box]
Judy Neutron: Okay. But we have to take my car because your transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh Neutron: Whatever. [peeks inside the box to take out a prize toy duck] Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack. [chuckles]
Judy Neutron: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh Neutron: Jimmy! Breakfast! Time to come down! [sing-song with his toy duck] Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.
[After Jimmy and Goddard crash-landed on the roof with the chimney fallen apart on a car]
Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy Neutron: Probably nine. Exactly nine. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy Neutron: Then what do you think you're doing?
Jimmy Neutron: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster...I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...
Hugh Neutron: Well, message from space. Wow.
Judy Neutron: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.
Jimmy Neutron: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.
Judy Neutron: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
Hugh Neutron: Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. [Jimmy and Goddard looks at each other, Goddard uses his ears as 'helicopter' to get Jimmy down from the roof] Oh, you've got to admit that is pretty neat. [Judy glares at Hugh sternly] But very unsafe, honey. That's bad. [gives a thumbs up as Judy rolls her eyes and shakes her head]
Sheen Estevez: [he's up for show and tell at school] This is Ultra Lord! [The class groans]
Ms. Winifred Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class.
Sheen Estevez: Ms. Fowl, this one is different. This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition, making it highly collectible!
Cindy Vortex: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen Estevez: Hmm... [takes Ultra Lord action figure out of the box and mockingly waves it in front] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy smug grin shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!
[The class students starts laughing]
Carl Wheezer: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? [shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl Wheezer: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy Neutron: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl Wheezer: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy Neutron: Uh-huh.
Carl Wheezer: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy Neutron: Thanks, Carl.
Carl Wheezer: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!
Sheen Estevez: [notices a poster for Retroland theme park] Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [takes poster off the pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!"
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, look! [takes the poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides!
Sheen Estevez: [takes back the poster] I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl Wheezer: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo.
Jimmy Neutron: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen Estevez: [takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl Wheezer: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras.
Sheen Estevez: Who cares? "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl Wheezer: [dances in excitement] But I'm going to touch a llama!
Judy: [calls from downstairs] Jimmy!
Jimmy Neutron: [comes out of the fireplace] Hi, Mom.
Judy: [startled] Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, sorry about your bejeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy Neutron: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy Neutron: Was okay. But first, [pulls out bouquet of flowers] happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: [takes bouquet] Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's...not my birthday.
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, it's not? Well, [pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings] then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: [takes necklace and earrings] These can't be real.
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, but they can, and they are! [snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing] And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: [gives Jimmy bouquet] No. It's a school night.
Jimmy Neutron: Thank you so much mother! And might I say... [music slows, stops] Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy Neutron: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy Neutron: No?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy Neutron: YES!
Judy: Jimmy?
Jimmy Neutron: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!
Judy: I matter, your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can all go next weekend.
King Goobot V: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne unannounced?!
Captain Spoor: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot V: SPACE HIM!
Captain Spoor: But, hey... [gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship]
Mr. Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Oh! [slams face-first into the window] Oh, I missed it...Can I-can I space another?
King Goobot V: No.
Mr. Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot V: I said "No", Ooblar.
Mr. Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot V: I would love for that to stop.
Mr. Ooblar: [continuing] Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? [spots the toaster] Oh, what have we here? [clears throat] As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot V: Ohh.
Mr. Ooblar: [plays with the toaster until the toast pops out] It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. [starts to interact with the toast] Hello! [silence; yelling loudly] WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM?!
King Goobot V: Ooblar.
Mr. Ooblar: WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?!
King Goobot V: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Mr. Ooblar: Oh. [takes the toast] Hello, toast! I greatly admire your ship!
Jimmy Neutron: [sighs sadly as he lies down on his bed while he's being grounded] What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? [sits up] Goddard, options.
[Goddard's screen reads the words]
Goddard Neutron: "Apologize. Your parents love you."
Jimmy Neutron: Next.
Goddard Neutron: "Create a time capsule, escape to the future."
Jimmy Neutron: Oh, take too long. Next.
Goddard Neutron: "Build Goddard a female poodle."
Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, this is serious!
[Goddard whimpers and his screen reads...]
Goddard Neutron: "Sneak out."
Jimmy Neutron: [remembers] That's it! Barbaric problems call for barbaric solutions! Phone, please. [calls Carl's number] Carl? It's me! You get permission? Me neither. Turns out, parents don't understand psychology. Tell Sheen to meet us in at Retroland in one hour. We're sneaking out.
[In the living room, Jimmy hops down the stairs carrying his shrink ray]
Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
[Jimmy accidentally drops his shrink ray, much to its weight, and it lands on the couch next to Hugh]
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded for a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [picks up the shrink ray, mistaking it for a TV remote and shrinks the TV]
Judy: Well, what did you do?
Hugh: Well, actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]
Judy: [high-pitched voice] You don't think that Jimmy...
Hugh: [enlarges her head normal-sized again] Oh, no, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true.:

Jimmy Neutron: Retroland, here I come. [Zoom in on Cindy's house. Cindy is wearing a karate outfit while holding a purple soda. Libby's cellphone rings]

Cindy Vortex: Libby, you're breaking my concentration.
Libby Folfax: Hey, I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again.
Cindy Vortex: T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp. T'ai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes and rejuvenates the body. Whereas Purple Flurp, being 98% sugar, creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. I figure if I do them together, I achieve perfect balance. Whoa! [Cindy laughs, Libby shook her head]
Carl Wheezer: [Parking lot] Whoa. It's better than the poster.
Jimmy Neutron: Gentlemen, this will be a night we shan't easily forget.
Sheen Estevez: I don't know what "shan't" means. But let's go!
Park Ultra Lord: Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil?
Sheen Estevez: Yes... yes, Ultra Lord!
Park Ultra Lord: Now, Counterpart, take this Ultra Mask and lead the fight for justice. [Sheen takes the Ultra Mask before fainting.] Is this kid with anyone?
Jimmy Neutron: Go, Carl!
Sheen Estevez: Now that's what I call a ride. Let's go. This is way beyond awesome.
Nick Dean: Just think if you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents, you'd be home in bed instead of riding this monster!
Alarm Clock: Liftoff in five, four, three, two... We have liftoff!
Jimmy Neutron: Abort mission. Abort mission. Goddard, wake mode. All right. Come on, boy. Race you to the kitchen. Beat ya. Hey, Mom, did you get any more Purple Flurp? Mom? [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading] "Dear son/daughter..." [outside; reading] "We have gone to Florida for an extended vacation."
Carl Wheezer: [reads] "Love, your parents."
Sheen Estevez: Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.
Jimmy Neutron: That's weird. From the look of it... [seeing that all the kids are looking for their parents holding the same note] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.
Carl Wheezer: Did they all go to Florida?
Sheen Estevez: Maybe they went to get juice or something?
Carl Wheezer: I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.
Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, scan for adult life-forms.
[Goddard does a scan of all of Retroville for adults]
Jimmy Neutron: Just as I thought; there are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents.
Carl Wheezer: No parents.
Sheen Estevez: Hmmmm....
[the three of them gasp suddenly, realizing their wish came true]
Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez: NO PARENTS!
[They, followed by the other kids, run off, celebrating]
Jimmy Neutron: Excuse me. [He is holding ice cream]
Amber: I'm letting out the cold!
Sheen Estevez: I'm peeing in the shower!
Carl Wheezer: Llama, llama, llama!
[Soon, all the kids ran to the mall. Nick and a few others activated the arcade machines]
Kevin: [Shopping Mall] I'm walking up the down escalator. Ha-ha!
Lewis:[He singing and dancing. Clothing Store] My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
Sheen Estevez: I'm still doin' it! [in a deep, Ultra-Lord-ish voice] Go, go, go!
Hostess: Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion?
Britney Tenelli: What'll it be, boys?
Carl Wheezer: We'll have what he's throwing.
Britney Tenelli: Excellent choice.
[A boy named Adler. School Water Fountain]
Cindy Vortex: Hang on! Wheeeǃ
Libby Folfax: Whoo.
Ms. Winifred Fowl: No skiing in the halls! Don't make me get the protractor.
Jimmy Neutron: Morning, Goddard. Oh, my head. What a night!
Carl Wheezer: Oh, I'm stuffed now. I-I couldn't have anoth-- Okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen Estevez: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
Nick Dean: I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron!
Jimmy Neutron: I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard.
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT." Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over. A boy named Oleander]
Oleander Svalsbord: We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey, knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise". [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler. [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
Johnny: [runs up to the camera] Somebody hold me!
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing. A little girl named Nissa. Who is holding her hurt knee playground]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [A little boy named Zachary.]
Zachary Jones: And. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my Mommy! [He burps as his shirt rips]
Jimmy Neutron: [finds out his parents were abducted on the screen of VOX's mainframe chassis] Jumping Jupiter! The Earth's been visited by aliens!
Jimmy Neutron: OK, Ben, that's good. Let it down slow. Two more turns, Emma. Not too tight. Yup. Tape adhesion is within operational limits. What? Cindy? Cindy, what did you do to that intergalactic starship?
Cindy Vortex: We thought that the deep recesses of space could use a feminine touch.
Libby Folfax: What do you think, Jimmy?
Jimmy Neutron: Yeah, it's OK, I guess. You kinda ruined it though.
Sheen Estevez: Hey, Jimmy, do these fusion reactors need fuel rods?
Jimmy Neutron: Come on, Sheen. It's not rocket science. You just have to... Actually, I guess it is rocket science. No fuel rods, Sheen.
Sheen Estevez: OK.
Jimmy Neutron: And for the final touch... [He rips the paper out revealing the neutron logo on his rocket. Cut to the kids gathered while Jimmy is on the stage] Good work, everybody. We're ready for intergalactic travel.
Nick Dean: Neutron, this is gonna work, right?
Cindy Vortex: Yeah, Jimmy. What if it doesn't work?
Jimmy Neutron: It will work! [almost falls off of the nail he's standing on] I'm 95% sure it will.
Cindy Vortex: 95?
Jimmy Neutron: Yeah.
Cindy Vortex: Yeah, and the other 5%?
Jimmy Neutron: [hesitantly] We blow up. [the kids gasp, murmur, and look at one another with shocked expressions] But just a little. Look, a 95 is still an 'A'.
Nick Dean: Yeah, I can deal with that. I never got a 95 in my life.
Cindy Vortex: You heard the man. Stop sucking your thumbs and let's light this candle! [The kids fasten his seatbelts and safety bars, Cindy and Libby put on their headphones as speakers. Sheen puts on his mask, and Carl uses his inhaler. Jimmy and Goddard are in their rocket ship.]
Jimmy Neutron: Goddard, initiate launch sequence.
Goddard Neutron: Please make sure seat belts are fastened and remember to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicles at all times. [Jimmy inserts the quarter. The rocket starts to fly. The "Bat Outa Heck" ride starts flying in the sky, as does the eyeballs from 'Eye in the Sky'. Cindy and Libby's intergalactic starship starts to fly out, the dragon boat ride starts spinning and flies out in the sky, the roller coaster rides down and flies out. Then, the Ferris wheel goes up and flies in the sky. The Octa-Puke ride starts spinning and flies out. Then, the Flutter-By ride spins. Carl screams as the butterfly lets go, and races off like Crash Team Racing. Then, the other kids' rides started flying.]
Jimmy Neutron: Come on, everybody. Get in formation. Carl, you're too low.
Carl Wheezer: Come on, you stupid butterfly! [Carl's butterfly starts flying as well]
Sheen Estevez: Go, Counterparts! Go!
Jimmy Neutron: Hang on. We're passing through the stratosphere. Now the mesosphere. Entering ionosphere.
Carl Wheezer: Now I know why they all end in "phere"!
Jimmy Neutron: This is it, baby. Engaging pulse rockets, now! [The rockets spaceships turned off and they off kids screams] Come on, come on, come on, come on. [The rockets spaceships flare up Earth orbit and everyone cheers.]
King Goobot V: To the ships!
Mr. Ooblar: And could someone bring me a bucket?
Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutro---! [She burps, short pause, laughs]

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