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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 American CGI-animated science fiction comedy film produced by Nickelodeon Movies which follows a boy genius inventor who must save the parents of his hometown from monsters.

Directed by John A. Davis.
Blasting Into Theatres

Jimmy

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  • Gotta blast!
  • Brain blast!

Sheen

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  • Ultra-Dad! [Mr. Estevez: Ultra-Son!]

Dialogue

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Judy: [puts a plate in front of Hugh] Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I could not find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. [gasps when he reads the box]
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because your transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. [peeks inside the box to take out a prize toy duck] Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack. [chuckles]
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! [sing-song with his toy duck] Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.
[After Jimmy and Goddard crash-landed on the roof with chimney fallen apart on a car]
Judy: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy: Probably 9. Exactly 9. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy: Then what do you think you're doing?
Jimmy: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster...I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...
Hugh: Well, message from space. Wow.
Judy: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.
Jimmy: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.
Judy: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
Hugh: Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. [Jimmy and Goddard looks at each other, Goddard uses his ears as 'helicopter' to get Jimmy down from the roof] Oh, you've got to admit that is pretty neat. [Judy glares at Hugh sternly] But very unsafe, honey. That's bad. [gives a thumbs up as Judy rolls her eyes and shakes her head]
Sheen: [he's up for show and tell at school] This is ULTRA-LORD!
[The class groans]
Miss Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra-Lord in class!
Sheen: Miss Fowl. This one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
Cindy: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmm... [takes Ultra Lord action figure out of open the box and mockingly waves it in front] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy smug grin shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!
[The class students starts laughing]
Carl: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? [shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy: Uh-huh.
Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.
Carl: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!
Sheen: [notices a poster for Retroland theme park] Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [takes poster off the pole] "Meet Ultra-Lord! Live!"
Jimmy: Oh look! [takes the poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides!
Sheen: [takes back the poster] I could hang out with Ultra-Lord!
Carl: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen: [takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra-Lord live!"
Carl: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras!
Sheen: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra-Lord live!"
Carl: [dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!
Judy: [calls from downstairs] Jimmy!
Jimmy: [comes out of the fireplace] Hi, Mom.
Judy: [startled] Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bejeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, [pulls out bouquet of flowers] happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: [takes bouquet] Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's...not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, [pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings] then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: [takes necklace and earrings] These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! [snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing] And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: [gives Jimmy bouquet] No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say... [music slows, stops] Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy: No?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: YES!
Judy: JIMMY?!
Jimmy: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!
Judy: I matter, your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can all go next weekend.
King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!?
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!
Yokian Guard: But, hey... [gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship]
Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Oh! [slams face-first into the window] Oh, I missed it...Can I-can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: [continuing] Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? [spots the toaster] Oh, what have we here? [clears throat] As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: [plays with the toaster until the toast pops out] It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. [starts to interact with the toast] HELLO! [silence] WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM?!?!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
Ooblar: WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?!?!
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. [takes the toast] HELLO, TOAST! I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR SHIP!
Jimmy: [sighs sadly as he lies down on his bed while he's being grounded] What good is it to be a genius if you can't even go out on a school night? [sits up] Goddard, options!
[Goddard's screen reads the words]
Computer: "Apologize. Your parents love you."
Jimmy: Next.
Computer: "Create a time capsule, escape to the future."
Jimmy: Oh, take too long. Next.
Computer: "Build Goddard a female poodle."
Jimmy: Goddard, this is serious!
[Goddard whimpers and his screen reads...]
Computer: "Sneak out."
Jimmy: [remembers] That's it! Barbaric problems call for barbaric solutions! Phone, please. [calls Carl's number] Carl? It's me! You get permission? Me neither. Turns out, parents don't understand psychology. Tell Sheen to meet us in at Retroland in one hour. We're sneaking out.
[In the living room, Tiny Jimmy hops down the stairs carrying his shrink ray]
Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
[Jimmy accidentally drops his shrink ray, much to its weight, and it lands on the couch next to Hugh]
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded for a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [picks up the shrink ray, mistaking it for a TV remote and shrinks the TV]
Judy: Well, what did you do?
Hugh: Actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]
Judy: [high-pitched voice] You don't think that Jimmy...
Hugh: [enlarges her head normal-sized again] No, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true.
Sheen: [later] I'm still doin' it! Go, go, go!

ːAmberː I'm letting out the cold. ːSheenː I'm peeing in the shower. ːCarlː Wheee llama llama llama. [Retroville Mall and Arcade games] ːKevinː I'm walking up the down escalator

Lewis: [singing and dancing] My clothes don't match. My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT." Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head]
Oleander: We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey! knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise." [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler! [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny Shjeff: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
Johnny Shjeff: [runs up to the camera] Somebody hold me!
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [interviewing zachary]
Zachary Jones: And... [sniffs] And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my mommy! [burps as his shirt rips]
Courtney Tyler: [turns back to the camera] So, there you have it. [her smile fades to a sad look] I want my mommy too! [cries loudly]
Jimmy: [finds out his parents were abducted on his computer] Jumping Jupiter! The Earth's been visited by aliens!
King Goobot: To the ships!
Ooblar: And could someone bring me a bucket?
Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutron..![burps, short pause, laughs]

Cast

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̈ John a Davis - Guard,Benny and Octapuke


[Jimmy hits the button and the rocket starts to propel upwards and the ship starts out its trajectory fine, but as Jimmy flies it is clear that it's hard for him to control it. He’s moving erratically and skipping along on the pavement of the street. As he reaches the end of the cul-de-sac a man in a car screams and veers away. Jimmy manages to pull the rocket up before it collides with a house]
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