Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (film)

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 animated film by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies about Jimmy Neutron, a boy genius who, along with his friends, fly into space to retrieve their parents from a hostile alien planet. It served as the basis for The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.

Jimmy Neutron[edit]

  • Hi! Nice antiques! Gotta blast!
  • Think, think, think... Brain blast!
  • We blow up.

Cindy Vortex[edit]

  • After class, I'll be happy to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their BUTTS KICKED by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis!
  • [from trailer] If we blow up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt.
  • What's the matter, Neutron? Are you short enough already?
  • [from trailer, while Jimmy introduces the shrink ray] Will it work on your big head?

King Goobot[edit]

  • Bring out the humans!
  • What... What is this? [sees Jimmy and the other children enter the arena] STOP THOSE KIDS!
  • Ooblar, stop it, It's toast.
  • Space him!
  • Citizens of Yolkus, I, King Goobot V, give you sacrifice!
  • Time to discipline the naughty children. OPEN FIRE!
  • You see, Jimmy? You can't win! All of your friends and family would be safe at home, if it wasn't for one little problem: You. (Jimmy: "Little"?!) Now you all must die!


  • [after Jimmy uses big brain into planet size] NOT TINY!!


[Judy puts a plate in front of Hugh]
Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. [gasps when he reads the box]
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. [peeks inside box to take out a prize toy duck] Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack. [chuckles]
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! [sing-song with his toy duck] Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.

Judy: James Isaac Neutron. I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy: Probably nine. Exactly nine. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy: Then what do you think you're doing?
Jimmy: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster... I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...
Hugh: Well, message from space. Wow.
Judy: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.
Jimmy: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.
Judy: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
Hugh: Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. You've got to admit that is pretty neat. But very unsafe, honey. That's bad.

[Sheen is up for show and tell at school]
Sheen: This is ULTRA LORD!
[the class groans]
Ms. Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class!
Sheen: Ms. Fowl. This one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
Cindy: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmmmm... [takes Ultra Lord out of the box and mockingly waves it in front of Cindy] Nyah-nyah.
[Cindy shakes her head and gives Sheen a smirk. Sheen is suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done]
[the class starts laughing]

Carl: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?
[shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy: Uh-huh.
Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.

Carl: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and-- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAAAAAHHHHH!!! OH! I CAN'T SEE!!!!

[Sheen notices a poster for Retroland theme park]
Sheen: Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [Takes poster off pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!!!"
Jimmy: Oh look! [takes poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides! [Sheen takes back poster]
Sheen: I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen: [Takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!"
Carl: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras!
Sheen: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!!!"
Carl: [dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!

Judy: (calls from downstairs) Jimmy!
(Jimmy comes out of the fireplace.)
Jimmy: Hi, Mom.
Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, (pulls out bouquet of flowers) happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: (takes bouquet) Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's... not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, (pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings) then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: (takes necklace and earrings) These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! (snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing) And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: (gives Jimmy bouquet) No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say...(music slows, stops) Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy: No?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: YES!
Judy: JIMMY...?!
Jimmy: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!

[In the living room]
Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. (shrinks the TV with Jimmy's shrink ray)
Judy: Well, what did you do?
Hugh: Actually, I snuck out. (enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head)
Judy: You don't think that Jimmy... (Hugh enlarges Judy's head normal sized again)
Hugh: No, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true.

King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!?
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!
Yokian Guard: But, hey...
(Yokian Guard gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship)
Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!! Ohhhh! (slams face-first into the window) Oh, I missed it... Can I-can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: (sing-song) Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: (continuing) Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? (spots the toaster) Oh, what have we here? (clears throat) As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: (plays with the toaster until the toast pops out) It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. (starts to interact with the toast) HELLO!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. (takes the toast) HELLO, TOAST! I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR SHIP!

Sheen: I'm peeing...in the shower!
Sheen: I'm still doin' it! Go, go, go!

"My Clothes Don't Match" Kid: (singing) My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!

(Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn)
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? (falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desprate) Help me.

(Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT.")
Oleander: (Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head) We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. (Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it) Hey! knock it off, Arnie! (clears throat) "Trouble in Paradise." (Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander) That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. (the cameraman moves the camera away from Oleander; Oleander pops out) Here's Courtney Tyler! (chuckles)
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny Shjeff: (runs past) Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: (runs past) I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: (offscreen) I want my parents!
(Johnny Shjeff runs up to the camera.)
Johnny Shjeff: Somebody hold me!
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee.)
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee hurt!
Courtney Tyler: (clears throat) Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.
(Courtney Tyler is interviewing zachary.)
Zachary Jones: And... (sniffs) And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy... (camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated) And I won! (cries) I want my mommy! (burps as his shirt rips)
Courtney Tyler: (Turns back to the camera) So, there you have it. (her smile fades to a sad look on her face) I want my mommy too! (starts crying loudly)

Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutro--<BURPS LOUDLY> (short pause) (laughs)


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