Joey (TV series)
Joey (2004–2006) is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC and was a spin-off of Friends. In May 2006, NBC cancelled the series after 2 seasons.
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Season 1
[edit]Pilot [1.01]
[edit]- Joey: Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good!
- Gina: Shut up! It's just a coupon!
- Joey: No it's not! [Gina grunts in embarrassment] No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. Yin and Yang aren't cool. Woo Foo ain't cool. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been *hard*. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.
- Michael: [just discovered Gina was 16 when she had him] How did I not figure THAT out! I took calculus when I was eight!
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- Gina: I look pretty good for a mother of a 20-year-old.
- Joey: Yeah, you never hear the argument *for* teen pregnancy.
- Gina: This is the best part. Sit here and lean back.
- Joey: Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign?
- Gina: That's the HOLLYWOOD sign.
- Joey: I can see the HOLLYWOOD sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!
External links
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- Joey quotes at the Internet Movie Database