John Callahan's Quads!

John Callahan's Quads! is a co-produced adult cartoon created by and based upon the work of John Callahan.

Dialogue

Griz: Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority.

Spalding: Over! Do you wear contacts?

Reilly: No! OH!

Griz: Is that his ass or my aftershave?

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Lefty: I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.

Blazer: What a fag.

Lefty: I'm not a fag. I'm educated.

[Lefty kicks Blazer away]

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Lefty: Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!

Spalding: Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?

Blazer: I tell you it wasn't easy.

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Reilly: I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.

Blazer: Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.

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Lefty: How can I put this to you in a subtle way?

Blazer: Not on your life crippo.

Lefty: Oh that was subtle.

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Blazer: [working in the complaints department at a store] You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!

Complainer: I'd like to return these bedroom slippers

[holds up a pair of squirrel slippers]

Blazer: Ooooh...

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Reilly: Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.

Blazer: I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him

[Lefty walks in]

Lefty: Morning...

Reilly: Look who isn't dead.

Cast

• James Kee as Reilly O'Reilly
• Terri Hawkes as Franny
• Matthew King as Spalding
• Cliff Saunders as Blazer
• Paul Haddad as Lefty
• Hamish Hughes as Griz
• Diane Fabian as Liz Bromberg
• Marvin Kaye as Mort Bromberg
• Maurice Dean Wint as Fontaine
• Linda Kash as Deborah
• Corinne Conley as Sister Butch