Johnny Test (season 1)
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The following is a list of quotes for the first season Johnny Test.
Johnny to the Center of the Earth
- Bling-Bling Boy: Johnny, your sisters-
- Dukey: Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!
- Bling-Bling Boy: -gave me this. [holds out the Gender Salt]
- SUV Salesman: Now don't think of it as an SUV. Think of it as an insult you drive.
Johnny vs. Bling-Bling Boy
- Neighbor: I'll call your mother, the police, and Santa!
- Dukey: Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?
- Johnny: Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.
- Dukey: Okay, here's the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and I'll check out that forest full of fresh trees!
- Bling-Bling Boy's Mom: Son, what are you doing up there?
- Bling-Bling Boy: [finishing up an evil plan] Mother, I'm studying.
Johnny Test: Extreme Crime Stopper
- Dukey: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Johnny: If you were a finger, I'd pick you a booger.
Deep Sea Johnny
- Johnny: Dad, why are we here so early? The water's not even awake yet!
- Mr. Test: If you want to get a good spot on the beach, you have to get there- [the beach completely fills up with people] -early.
- Susan: Interesting. Your skin seems to change colour with different moods. Try calming down.
- [Mary calms down and turns blue.]
- Susan: You're blue! I've invented a mood lotion! [Mary gets mad and turns red again] Oh, now you're red again...