Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 film)

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Journey to the Center of the Earth is a 2008 film based on the 19th century novel of the same name by Jules Verne.

Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Michael D. Weiss, Jennifer Flackett, and Mark Levin.
Same Planet. Different World.

Trevor[edit]

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth.
  • [holds up Max's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.
  • [recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them] If your mother asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your uncle took you to Italy.
  • Hey, look at all this schist!

Hannah Ásgeirsson[edit]

  • No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.

Sean[edit]

  • [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
  • Oh, we're in deep schist.

Dialogue[edit]

Elizabeth: Say hi to your uncle, Sean.
Sean: Hi to your uncle.

Trevor: What are you doing?
Sean: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Trevor: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Sean: Welcome to the 21st century.

Hannah Ásgeirsson: Just make conversation with me, Sean.
Sean: So, uh, Hannah, do you come here often?
Trevor: [laughs] That can't be the best you can do!
Sean: Hey! I'm trying to make conversation!
Hannah Ásgeirsson: [laughs] It's OK. No Sean, I don't come here often.

Trevor: [as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shist.
Sean: What?
Trevor: Its a metamorphic rock. Green schist, white schist, micro-guarded schist...
Sean: Oh. Schist.

[The trio are riding fast through mine tunnels in cars]
Sean: I WISH THERE WERE SEATBELTS ON THIS THING!!
Trevor: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SEATBELTS?!!

Sean: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
Trevor: Not with skin on it!

Cast[edit]

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