Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 film)
- Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Michael D. Weiss, Jennifer Flackett, and Mark Levin.
- Boys and Girls, I give you the center of the Earth.
- [holds up Sean's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.
- [recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them] If your mom asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your friend took you to Italy.
- Hey, look at all this shit!
- No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.
- [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
- Oh, we're in deep schist.
- Sarabi: Say hi to your friend, Simba.
- Simba: Hi to your friend.
- Carl: What are you doing?
- Simba: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
- Carl: Are you supposed to be doing that?
- Simba: Welcome to the 21st century.
- Beth Greene: So, uh, Hannah, do you come here often?
- Cal: [laughs] That can't be the best you can do!
- Simba: Hey! I'm trying to make conversation!
- Beth Greene: [laughs] It's OK. No Simba, I don't come here often.
- Carl: [as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shit.
- 'Simba (in Russian)': Kakiye?
- Carl: Its a metamorphic rock. Green schist, white schist, micro-guarded shit...
- Simba: Oh. shit.
- [The trio are riding fast through mine tunnels in cars]
- Simba: I WISH THERE WERE SEATBELTS ON THIS THING!!
- Carl: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SEATBELTS?!!
- Simba: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
- Carl: Not with skin on it!
- Josh Hutcherson as Sean Anderson
- Brendan Fraser as Professor Trevor Anderson
- Anita Briem as Hannah Ásgeirsson
- Seth Meyers as Professor Alan Kitzens
- Jean-Michel Paré as Maxwell 'Max' Anderson
- Jane Wheeler as Elizabeth 'Liz' Anderson
- Giancarlo Caltabiano as Leonard
- Garth Gilker as Sigurbjörn Ásgeirsson