Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 film)

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Journey to the Center of the Earth is a 2008 film based on the 19th century novel of the same name by Jules Verne.

Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Michael D. Weiss, Jennifer Flackett, and Mark Levin.
Same Planet. Different World.

Carl[edit]

  • Boys and Girls, I give you the center of the Earth.
  • [holds up Sean's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.
  • [recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them] If your mom asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your friend took you to Italy.
  • Hey, look at all this shit!

Beth Greene[edit]

  • No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.

Russian Simba[edit]

  • [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
  • Oh, we're in deep schist.

Dialogue[edit]

Sarabi: Say hi to your friend, Simba.
Simba: Hi to your friend.

Carl: What are you doing?
Simba: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Carl: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Simba: Welcome to the 21st century.

Beth Greene: So, uh, Hannah, do you come here often?
Cal: [laughs] That can't be the best you can do!
Simba: Hey! I'm trying to make conversation!
Beth Greene: [laughs] It's OK. No Simba, I don't come here often.

Carl: [as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shit.
'Simba (in Russian)': Kakiye?
Carl: Its a metamorphic rock. Green schist, white schist, micro-guarded shit...
Simba: Oh. shit.

[The trio are riding fast through mine tunnels in cars]
Simba: I WISH THERE WERE SEATBELTS ON THIS THING!!
Carl: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SEATBELTS?!!

Simba: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
Carl: Not with skin on it!

Cast[edit]

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