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- [to Richard; quietly] You're walking around New York City... [loudly] WITH $1,000,000 IN A SUITCASE?!?!
- (Because Patricia didn't show up) Okay, if that's the way she wants to play it, she's not gonna get a dime.
- [upon seeing Lipo Lipo; about Patrcia] Oh, my God. She left me for Gilligan's Island!
- I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot!
- (About Jovanovich) Now, this guy has a lot of money. He's the king of caviar, and he's gonna save our asses!
- (Referring to New York) This your village, Baboon? (Michael: Yep, this is my village) It's big.
- Stop shouting, Baboon! Maitika kill chief!
- [seeing Karen for the first time] Angel on table.
- [while canoeing on the river]
- Mimi: [pointing to toucan in flight] Hoko!
- Michael: Hoko; bird. Bird who can't sing: Hoko Ono.
- Michael: That's my son?
- Patricia: [nods her head] His name's Mimi-Siku.
- Michael: His name is what?
- Patricia: Mimi-Siku.
- Michael: Mimi Siku?
- Patricia: Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".
- Michael: He picked the name "cat piss"?
- Patricia: He was six years old at the time. It's a territorial thing.
- Michael: You sure he's mine?
- Patricia: Positive. He's got your nose, and he thinks he's never wrong.
- Mimi: [initiates Karen into his tribe] You Pinari now. Choose a name.
- Karen: Choose for me.
- Mimi: [thinks for a moment] Ukumay.
- Karen: What?
- Mimi: U-Ku-May.
- Karen: What does it mean?
- Mimi: It means "Sound of rain on river water."
- Karen: "Ukumay." It's pretty. [kisses Mimi, and they kiss passionately]
- Richard: [walking upstairs] Ring twice, knock once, ring three times. Okay.
- Michael: [sees video camera next to big wooden door] Oh, boy.
- Richard: So it is...
- Michael: What, what?
- Richard: Ring twice.
- Michael: Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it.
- Richard: Knock once. [knocks] And then you ring three times.
- Michael: You sure it's three?
- Richard: Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell]
- Michael: Okay. [clears throat; nothing happens]
- Richard: Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [rings three times]
- Michael: I'm not sure--
- Richard: Knock once, and ring twice.
- Michael: No, it--
- Richard: Yeah.
- Michael: [sighs] We're gonna get shot.
- Richard: Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [nothing happens]
- Michael: That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is.
- Richard: All right, Mr. Wizard, take over.
- Michael: Ring twice.
- Richard: Take over.
- Michael: You knock once.
- Richard: And ring--
- Michael: [stops Richard] No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers]
- Jovanovic: [from inside] Open damn door! Chort Vozmi!
|Tim Allen||Michael Cromwell|
|Martin Short||Richard Kempster|
|JoBeth Williams||Dr. Patricia Cromwell|
|David Ogden Stiers||Alexei Jovanovic|
|Bob Dishy||George Langston|
|Valerie Mahaffey||Jan Kempster|
|Leelee Sobieski||Karen Kempster|
|Frankie J. Galasso||Andrew Kempster|
|Oni Faida Lampley||Madeleine|