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- "That's the way it is" is unacceptable. If I'd accepted that mentality I'd never be where I am today. Expect something better. Fight for it.*
- Life is full of disappointments. And by "disappointments" I mean "people."
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- Crews is one of the most sharp, charming, and heartfelt comedic storytellers working in NYC.