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- Who you calling psycho?!?!
- The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.
- You don't mow another guy's lawn!
- You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
- What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!
- Roy: Morning! I hope you don't mind; I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. It took a little while to get her warmed up-she sure is a stubborn one! (takes a drink from the bucket)
- Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
- Roy: I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- Mike: Can you get sick from drinking piss?
- Roy: Yeah, I think you can.
- Mike: Even if it's your own?