Jump to content

Knight-mare Hare

From Wikiquote

Knight-mare Hare is a 1955 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies theatrical cartoon directed by Chuck Jones and written by Tedd Pierce and starring Bugs Bunny. In the short, an apple falls on Bugs' head, transporting him back to King Arthur's England.

Dialogue

[edit]
Bugs Bunny: And thus it transpired that they came together in mortal combat and each vowed to undo the other. Eh, just washed my ears. And I can't do a thing with 'em. And so, they met, brandying their weapons. And the Black Knight struck Sir Lancelot, such a resounding buffet on the helm that everything went black. [an apple falls from a tree and hits him on the head, transporting him to medieval times] Well, everything certainly is black all right. It sure gets dark suddenly this time of year. I wonder where my hole is. Whoops! What the... Eep! Eh, what's up, Duke?
Sir O of Kay: Surrender, varlet. Thou art the prisoner of me lance.
Bugs Bunny: I art? And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo?
Sir O of Kay: I, knave, am Sir O of Kay, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire...shire.
Bugs Bunny: My, he's a big one! Hey, look, pressure cooker. I bet you know a lot of my friends. Ooh! Like, uh, Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Earl of Hines, Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong.
Sir O of Kay: Upstarts and rogues. Never heard of them.
Bugs Bunny: Oh! Rogues, eh?! Upstarts, eh?! Look, Sir Rup of Figs, don't you go around insulting my friends, or I shall get me a can opener and open thee up like a can of solid pack tomatoes!
Sir O of Kay: What?! Wouldst tilt with me?!
Bugs Bunny: Tilt with thee I will, and I won't wilt! Just lend me a weapon, that's all! That's all!
Sir O of Kay: Very well, thou stupid scoundrel. Prepare to meet thy fate!
Bugs Bunny: Putting that eight ball in the side pocket is all very well, but it still don't explain what I'm doing in this booby hatchery, or how I'm getting out. Do you smell brimstone? Oh, boy, what big horny toads they do have around here. Maybe the person, who lives in this silo, can tell me where I'm at and how to get out of being at here.
Merlin of Monroe: Come right in. How do you do? My name is Merlin. I'm a sorcerer.
Bugs Bunny: You are? Really? A sorcerer? Hey, come on, let's see you sauce, huh? Please, huh? Please?
Merlin of Monroe: Why, of course. Anything to oblige a guest.
Bugs Bunny: You know, uh, that's a good trick, Merle, old girl. Eh, could you do this one? Hey, uh, Merle. [douses Merlin with magic powder, turning him into a horse, he tried to zip out of this horse transformation, but, to no avail] Well, that gives him a hobby, but I still ain't no nearer to my natural habitat. Whoops! Well, why not? After all, they've laughed at the man when he discovered penicillin. [tosses the apple and it hits his head and he’s transported back home] Wow! What a relief! Thank goodness that was all... just... a... nightmare? Nah. Impossible. Couldn't be him.
Farmer: All right, Merlin. Giddyap. [Bugs makes a surprise expression at the camera] Get along, now.
[edit]
Wikipedia
Wikipedia
Wikipedia has an article about:
  Creators     Tex Avery ·
  Characters     Bugs Bunny · Daffy Duck · Porky Pig · Elmer Fudd · Foghorn Leghorn · Granny · Lola Bunny · Marvin the Martian · Pepé Le Pew · Speedy Gonzales · Sylvester the Cat · Tasmanian Devil (Taz) · Tweety · Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner · Yosemite Sam · Babbit and Catstello · Barnyard Dawg · Beaky Buzzard · Beans · Bosko · Buddy · Cecil Turtle · Charlie Dog · Claude Cat · Clyde Bunny · Colonel Shuffle · Conrad the Cat · Cool Cat · Egghead Jr. · Foxy · Goofy Gophers · Goopy Geer · Gossamer · Henery Hawk · Hippety Hopper · Hubie and Bertie · Hugo the Abominable Snowman · Inki · Marc Antony and Pussyfoot · Merlin the Magic Mouse · Michigan J. Frog · Miss Prissy · Nasty Canasta · Penelope Pussycat · Petunia Pig · Piggy · Quick Brown Fox and Rapid Rabbit · Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog · Sniffles · Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier · Sylvester Jr. · The Three Bears · Willoughby · Witch Hazel
  Feature films     Animated films     The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie  (1979) · The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie  (1981) · Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales  (1982) · Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island  (1983) · Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  (1988) · Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation  (1992) · Tweety's High-Flying Adventure  (2000) · Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas  (2006) · The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie  (2024)
  Live action animated films     (1988) ·  (1996) ·  (2003) ·  (2021)
  Short films     Bosko, the Talk-Ink Kid  (1929) · Porky's Duck Hunt  (1937) · Porky & Daffy  (1938) · What Price Porky  (1938) · The Daffy Doc  (1938) · Daffy Duck & Egghead  (1938) · Porky in Egypt  (1938) . Daffy Duck in Hollywood  (1938) · Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur  (1939) · Wise Quacks  (1939) · Elmer's Candid Camera  (1940) · A Wild Hare  (1940) · You Ought to Be in Pictures  (1940) · Wabbit Twouble  (1941) ·  (1941) · The Henpecked Duck  (1941) · Hiawatha's Rabbit Hunt  (1941) · Who's Who in the Zoo  (1942) · Conrad the Sailor  (1942) · Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid  (1942) · Case of the Missing Hare  (1942) · Crazy Cruise  (1942) · Fresh Hare  (1942) · The Wacky Wabbit  (1942) · The Wabbit Who Came to Supper  (1942) · The Hare-Brained Hypnotist  (1942) · Hold the Lion, Please  (1942) · Fox Pop  (1942) · Yankee Doodle Daffy  (1943) · Porky Pig's Feat  (1943) · A Corny Concerto  (1943) · Daffy – The Commando  (1943) · The Wise Quacking Duck  (1943) · To Duck or Not to Duck  (1943) · Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk  (1943) · Super-Rabbit  (1943) · Wackiki Wabbit  (1943) · What's Cookin' Doc?  (1944) · Hare Force  (1944) · Plane Daffy  (1944) · Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears  (1944) · Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips  (1944) · Stage Door Cartoon  (1944) · Little Red Riding Rabbit  (1944) · Tom Turk and Daffy  (1944) · Duck Soup to Nuts  (1944) · Life with Feathers  (1945) · Draftee Daffy  (1945) · Hare Tonic  (1945) · The Unruly Hare  (1945) · Racketeer Rabbit  (1946) · Rhapsody Rabbit  (1946) · Racketeer Rabbit  (1946) · Baseball Bugs  (1946) · Hair-Raising Hare  (1946) · Acrobatty Bunny  (1946) · The Great Piggy Bank Robbery  (1946) · Daffy Doodles  (1946) · Kitty Kornered  (1946) · Walky Talky Hawky  (1946) · Tweetie Pie  (1947) · One Meat Brawl  (1947) · A Pest in the House  (1947) · Easter Yeggs  (1947) · Slick Hare  (1947) · The Goofy Gophers  (1947) · A Hare Grows in Manhattan  (1947) · Gorilla My Dreams  (1948) · A-Lad-In His Lamp  (1948) · Hot Cross Bunny  (1948) · Rabbit Punch  (1948) · My Bunny Lies over the Sea  (1948) · You Were Never Duckier  (1948) · Buccaneer Bunny  (1948) · Daffy Dilly  (1948) · What Makes Daffy Duck  (1948) · Daffy Duck Slept Here  (1948) · Bugs Bunny Rides Again  (1948) · I Taw a Putty Tat  (1948) · Back Alley Oproar  (1948) · Haredevil Hare  (1948) · Odor of the Day  (1948) · Which Is Witch  (1949) · Long-Haired Hare  (1949) · Rebel Rabbit  (1949) · Knights Must Fall  (1949) · Mississippi Hare  (1949) · Daffy Duck Hunt  (1949) · High Diving Hare  (1949) · Bunker Hill Bunny  (1949) · Often an Orphan  (1949) · For Scent-imental Reasons  (1949) · Hippety Hopper  (1949) · Rabbit Hood  (1949) · Canary Row  (1949) · Bad Ol' Putty Tat  (1949) · The Stupor Salesman  (1949) · Hare Do  (1949) · Frigid Hare  (1949) · The Grey Hounded Hare  (1949) · Holiday for Drumsticks  (1949) · Bushy Hare  (1950) · All a Bir-r-r-d  (1950) · Home Tweet Home  (1950) · The Scarlet Pumpernickel  (1950) · Boobs in the Woods  (1950) · Golden Yeggs  (1950) · Big House Bunny  (1950) · Mutiny on the Bunny  (1950) · Rabbit of Seville  (1950) · Homeless Hare  (1950) · Hillbilly Hare  (1950) · What's Up, Doc?  (1950) · French Rarebit  (1951) · Drip-Along Daffy  (1951) · The Fair-Haired Hare  (1951) · Rabbit Every Monday  (1951) · Rabbit Fire  (1951) · Big Top Bunny  (1951) · Tweety's S.O.S.  (1951) · Room and Bird  (1951) · Canned Feud  (1951) · Scentimental Romeo  (1951) · Putty Tat Trouble  (1951) · A Bird in a Guilty Cage  (1952) · Ain't She Tweet  (1952) · Who's Kitten Who?  (1952) · Operation: Rabbit  (1952) · Rabbit's Kin  (1952) · The Hasty Hare  (1952) · Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century  (1952) · Little Beau Pepé  (1952) · 14 Carrot Rabbit  (1952) · Hare Lift  (1952) · Rabbit Seasoning  (1952) · Foxy by Proxy  (1952) · Oily Hare  (1952) · Water, Water Every Hare  (1952) · Bully for Bugs  (1953) · Forward March Hare  (1953) · Robot Rabbit  (1953) ·  (1953) · Lumber Jack-Rabbit  (1953) · Muscle Tussle  (1953) · Duck! Rabbit, Duck!  (1953) · Catty Cornered  (1953) · Wild Over You  (1953) · Hare Trimmed  (1953) · Duck Amuck  (1953) · Fowl Weather  (1953) · Snow Business  (1953) · Sandy Claws  (1954) · Devil May Hare  (1954) · Captain Hareblower  (1954) · Baby Buggy Bunny  (1954) · Bewitched Bunny  (1954) · Bugs and Thugs  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · [[]]  (1954) · Knight-mare Hare  (1955) · [[]]  (1955) · [[]]  (1955) · [[]]  (1955) · Beanstalk Bunny  (1955) · Rabbit Rampage  (1955) · [[]]  (1955) · Hare Brush  (1955) · Red Riding Hoodwinked  (1955) · Speedy Gonzales  (1955) · Two Scent's Worth  (1955) · Roman Legion-Hare nbsp;(1955) · Sahara Hare  (1955) · Tweety's Circus  (1955) · Barbary Coast Bunny  (1956) · A Star is Bored  (1956) · Rabbitson Crusoe  (1956) · Half-Fare Hare  (1956) · Stupor Duck  (1956) · Tweet and Sour  (1956) · Tree Cornered Tweety  (1956) · To Hare is Human  (1956) · The High and the Flighty  (1956) · Napoleon Bunny-Part  (1956) · Bedevilled Rabbit  (1957) · Ducking the Devil  (1957) · Tweety and the Beanstalk  (1957) · Birds Anonymous  (1957) · Fox Terror  (1957) · Touché and Go  (1957) · Ali Baba Bunny  (1957) · Show Biz Bugs  (1957) · Bugsy and Mugsy  (1957) · What's Opera, Doc?  (1957) · Now Hare This  (1958) · Robin Hood Daffy  (1958) · Knighty Knight Bugs  (1958) · Don't Axe Me  (1958) · Pre-Hysterical Hare  (1958) · Hare-Less Wolf  (1958) · A Pizza Tweety Pie  (1958) · Hare-Way to the Stars  (1958) · Tweet and Lovely  (1959) · Unnatural History  (1959) · Hare-Abian Nights  (1959) · Apes of Wrath  (1959) · Bonanza Bunny  (1959) · Lighter Than Hare  (1960) · Hyde and Go Tweet  (1960) · Goldimouse and the Three Cats  (1960) · Rabbit's Feat  (1960) · Crockett-Doodle-Do  (1960) · Who Scent You?  (1960) · Person to Bunny  (1960) · Compressed Hare  (1961) · Prince Varmint  (1961) · The Abominable Snow Rabbit  (1961) · Birds of a Father  (1961) · Bill of Hare  (1962) · Louvre Come Back to Me!  (1962) · Shishkabugs  (1962) · Quackodile Tears  (1962) · Wet Hare  (1962) · Transylvania 6-5000  (1963) · Claws in the Lease  (1963) · Hare-Breadth Hurry  (1963) · Mad as a Mars Hare  (1963) ·  (1963) · False Hare  (1964) · Dr. Devil and Mr. Hare  (1964) · Dumb Patrol  (1964) · The Iceman Ducketh  (1964) · Cool Cat  (1967) · See Ya Later Gladiator  (1968) · 3 Ring Wing-Ding  (1968) · Injun Trouble  (1969) · Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24½th Century  (1980) · Portrait of the Artist as a Young Bunny  (1980) · Box-Office Bunny  (1990) · (Blooper) Bunny  (1991) · Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers  (1992) · Another Froggy Evening  (1995) · Carrotblanca  (1995) · Pullet Surprise  (1997) · From Hare to Eternity  (1997) · Hare and Loathing in Las Vegas  (2004)
  Television series      (1990-92) · Taz-Mania  (1992-95) · The Plucky Duck Show  (1992) · The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries  (1995-2002) · Baby Looney Tunes  (2002-05) · Duck Dodgers  (2003-05) ·  (2005-07) ·  (2011-13) ·  (2015-2020) · Looney Tunes Cartoons  (2020-24) · Bugs Bunny Builders  (2022-present) · Tiny Toons Looniversity  (2023-present)
  Video games     Space Jam (1996)