Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire is a British-American comedic sword and sorcery series created by Peter A. Knight, co-produced by Hat Trick Productions and Media Rights Capital for Comedy Central and BBC Two, which premiered on April 9, 2009 in the US and on June 11 in the UK. It aired for only one season.
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Wench Trouble
[edit]- Kröd Mändoon: It will take more than one arrow to kill the greatest general that ever lived. [General Arcadius is shot several more times and speared] That will probably do it, though.
Golden Powers 2
[edit]- Bruce: He passed the prophecy down to me orally [...] and anally.
Our Bounties Ourselves
[edit]O Biclops, Where Art Thou?
[edit]- Ralph Longshaft: Welcome to the coucil, brother and sister [followed by a long gaze at Aneka]
- Bruce: I don't think she's going to be giving him much resistance.
- Zezelryck: Is it me or is that a lot of lube for one weekend?
- Biclops: I made nibbles and mojitos! Fresh mint!
Succubi: The Dawn's Early Light
[edit]- Zezelryck: You're referring to my war cry. [after screaming and ducking at the sight of a bird]
Thrilla in the Villa
[edit]- Dongalor: As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!
- Grimshank: [Last Words] Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.
Cast
[edit]- Sean Maguire - Kröd Mändoon
- Marques Ray - Bruce
- Kevin Hart - Zezelryck
- India de Beaufort - Aneka
- Steve Speirs - Loquasto
- Matt Lucas - Chancellor Donold David Dongalor
