Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

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Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire airs on Comedy Central on Thursdays 10pm/9c. It is a satire on current America from a medieval point of view.

Season 1[edit]

Wench Trouble 1[edit]

Kröd Mändoon: It will take more than one arrow to kill the greatest general that ever lived. [General Arcadius is shot several more times and speared] That will probably do it, though.

Golden Powers 2[edit]

Bruce: He passed the prophecy down to me orally [...] and anally.

Our Bounties Ourselves 3[edit]

O Biclops, Where Art Thou? 4[edit]

Ralph Longshaft: Welcome to the coucil, brother and sister [followed by a long gaze at Aneka]
Bruce: I don't think she's going to be giving him much resistance.
Zezelryck: Is it me or is that a lot of lube for one weekend?

Biclops: I made nibbles and mojitos! Fresh mint!

Succubi: The Dawn's Early Light 5[edit]

Zezelryck: You're referring to my war cry. [after screaming and ducking at the sight of a bird]

Thrilla in the Villa 6[edit]

Dongalor: As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!
Grimshank: Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.


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