Lanark: A Life in Four Books

Art is the only work open to people who can't get along with others and still want to be special.

Lanark: A Life in Four Books was the first novel of Scottish writer Alasdair Gray, and is still his most famous. Written over a period of almost thirty years, it combines realist and dystopian fantasy depictions of his home town of Glasgow. Its publication in 1981 prompted Anthony Burgess to call Gray "the best Scottish novelist since Walter Scott". The book has since won the Saltire Society Book of the Year and David Niven awards, and has become a cult classic.

Quotes

People in Scotland have a queer idea of the arts. They think you can be an artist in your spare time, though nobody expects you to be a spare-time dustman, engineer, lawyer or brain surgeon.

Lanark consists of Chapters 1 - 44 sequentially within four "Books" arranged unusually, beginning with Book Three, followed by a Prologue, Book One, Interlude, Book Two, and Book Four, with an Epilogue four chapters before the end of the novel.

• Instead of visiting ten parties since you came here, laying ten women and getting drunk ten times, you've watched thirty days go by. Instead of making life a continual feast you chop it into days and swallow them regularly, like pills.
  • Book Three, Ch. 1: The Elite

• Art is the only work open to people who can't get along with others and still want to be special.
  • Book Three, Ch. 1: The Elite

• Attention, please note! Attention, please note! The expansion committee announces that after the hundred and eightieth all twittering is to be treated as a sign of hopelessness!
  • Book Three, Ch. 10: Explosions

• Remember, Duncan, when most people leave school they have to live by work which can't be liked for its own sake and whose practical application is outside their grasp. Unless they learn to work obediently because they're told to, and for no other reason, they'll be unfit for human society.
  • Book One, Ch. 17: The Key

• I bet you felt very special and superior, being punished by God for something he doesnae give a damn for in other folk. Well, I hate to disappoint you, but ye may as well leave God and masturbation out of it and go back to having asthma in the normal way.
  • Book One, Ch. 18: Nature

• People in Scotland have a queer idea of the arts. They think you can be an artist in your spare time, though nobody expects you to be a spare-time dustman, engineer, lawyer or brain surgeon.
  • Book One, Ch. 20: Employers

• A story can always end happily by stopping at a cheerful moment. Of course in nature the only end is death, but death hardly ever happens when people are at their best. That is why we like tragedies. They show men ending energetically with their wits about them and deserving to do it.
  • Interlude (prior to Ch. 21 in Book Two)

• "I paint because I feel cheap and purposeless when I don't."
  "I envy your purpose."
  "I envy your self-confidence."
  "Why?"
  "It makes you welcome at parties. It lets you kiss the host's daughter behind the sofa when you're drunk."
  "That means nothing, Duncan."
  "Only if you can't do it."
  • Book Two, Ch. 22 : Kenneth McAlpin

• I wish I was a duck on Alexandra Park pond. I could swim, and fly, and walk, and have three wives, and everything I wanted. But I'm a man. I have a mind, and three library tickets, and everything I want is impossible.
  • Book Two, Ch. 26 : Chaos

• Space is infinite to men without destinations.
  • Book Four, Ch. 32 : Council Corridors

• War is just a violent way of doing what half the people do calmly in peacetime: using the other half for food, heat, machinery and sexual pleasure. Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself, and the recipe is separation.
  • Book Four, Ch. 36 : Chapterhouse