Land of the Lost (film)
Land of the Lost is a 2009 science fiction/comedy film directed by Brad Silberling and starring Will Ferrell and Anna Friel, based on the 1974 TV series of the same name.
Dr. Rick Marshall
[edit]- Captain Kirk's nipples!
- How dare you?! How dare you?!
- Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.
Holly Cantrell
[edit]- Hot coffee!
Will Stanton
[edit]- Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
- It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.
Dialogue
[edit]- Will: Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
- Marshall: I do! I really do! Bone tired!
- Marshall: What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
- Holly: That's a bit gay.
- Marshall: It is great.
- Will: Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
- Marshall: Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
- (walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)
- Marshall: Sweet Gregor Mendel.
- Holly: Whoa, what is it?
- Marshall: It's a walnut!"
- (Tyrannosaurus rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)
- Will: Well, obviously, this is between you and him.
