Land of the Lost (film)

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Land of the Lost is a 2009 science fiction/comedy film directed by Brad Silberling and starring Will Ferrell and Anna Friel, based on the 1974 TV series of the same name.

Dr. Rick Marshall[edit]

  • Captain Kirk's nipples!
  • Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault". That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.

Holly Cantrell[edit]

  • Hot Coffee!

Will Stanton[edit]

  • Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
  • It's the perfect woman. Big-o set of boobies, no head and a handle.


(at the pteranadon nest)Oh God I need this job Ook Eek Akk Akk


Holly: Marshall, do you know what this means?!
Marshall: Yeah. It means, MATT LAUER CAN SUCK IT!!!

Will: Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
Marshall: I do! I really do! Bone tired!

Marshall: What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
Holly: That's a bit gay.
Marshall: It is great.

Will: Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
Marshall: Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
(walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)
Marshall: Sweet Gregor Mendel.
Holly: Whoa, what is it?
Marshall: It's a walnut!"
(Tyrannosaurus Rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)
Will: Well, obviously, this is between you and him.

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