Land of the Lost (film)
Dr. Rick Marshall
- Captain Kirk's nipples!
- Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault". That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.
- Hot Coffee!
- Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
- It's the perfect woman. Big-o set of boobies, no head and a handle.
(at the pteranadon nest)Oh God I need this job Ook Eek Akk Akk
- Holly: Marshall, do you know what this means?!
- Marshall: Yeah. It means, MATT LAUER CAN SUCK IT!!!
- Will: Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
- Marshall: I do! I really do! Bone tired!
- Marshall: What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
- Holly: That's a bit gay.
- Marshall: It is great.
- Will: Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
- Marshall: Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
- (walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)
- Marshall: Sweet Gregor Mendel.
- Holly: Whoa, what is it?
- Marshall: It's a walnut!"
- (Tyrannosaurus Rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)
- Will: Well, obviously, this is between you and him.