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Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon

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Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon is a 2010 animated television short film by DreamWorks Animation that is a sequel to the feature film, How to Train Your Dragon.

Dialogue

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Hoark: FIRE!!!
Vikings: Get the buckets! To the ocean! What happened?
Stoick: The wind is shifting! Fire Brigade, move in! Bring the Nadders in from the South!
Astrid: I'm on it!
Stoick: Gronckles, aim for the roof!
Fishlegs: Yeah!
Stoick: Good work, just a few hot spots left.
Hiccup: Where's Gobber? Is he still inside?
Stoick: No, we can't find him.
Gobber: [first lines] I'm right here! That beast will pay for this!
Stoick: Gobber, what happened?
Gobber: What's it look like? A dragon set my home on fire!
Ruffnut: What?
Gobber: You pushed me too far this time, you ugly bag of bones!
Hiccup: Dad, what's he talking about? Our dragons don't do that anymore.
Stoick: He doesn't mean one of yours. [to Gobber] Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
Gobber: Boneknapper?!
[The crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
Tuffnut: Oh ho! [beat] What-napper?
Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome!
Stoick: Come on, it's just a myth. It doesn't even exist.
Gobber: I'm telling you, it's real! I've been running from him my whole life. He's the one who started this fire.
Viking: Stoick, we found Gobber's underpants hanging by the stove. They must've started the fire.
Stoick: Still think it's the Boneknapper, or just your underpants?
Gobber: I don't think! I know! Somehow he found me again. That dragon is pure evil.
Stoick: Gobber, it's late, and we're too tired for your stories. Now, get some rest.
Gobber: You rest, I'm putting an end to this. [snaped his underpants and walked away.] Come on, Phil. Let's go.
Phil: Baa.
Gobber: I don't need their help anyways.
Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself. [to his friends] All right, Vikings, grab your shields!
Everyone: Yes!
Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
[scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]
Gobber: Come on! Put your backs into it you lazy dogs! Stroke! You're not even trying! Stroke!
Hiccup: How fun is this, right? We got the team back together, another adventure. This is pretty cool, huh?
Snotlout: Yeah, nothing cooler than rowing until your hands bleed.
Gobber: I just want you kids to know that it touches my heart, you helping me slay the Boneknapper. True Vikings, you are.
Ruffnut: Gobber, are we there yet?
Fishlegs: Oh, you'll know we're close when your ears explode from the piercing screams. Legend says this dragon's roar is so fierce, it can melt the flesh right off your bones!
Gobber: Not so, Fishlegs. The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
[Everyone looks around the boat nervously.]
Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
[Phil bleats and everyone jumps.]
Gobber: Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!
Ruffnut: [as their boat sinks] Ugh. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says its roar can s...
Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? STOP TALKING!
Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?
Gobber: Ah, safety's overrated.
[Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff]
Gobber: [voice-over] When, captured. I did what any brave Viking would have done... [high-pitched] Help! [voice-over] The gods must have heard my prayer... it was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt... [the bolt hits the ground below the cliff] Oh! You missed!
Thor: Wait for it...
Gobber: [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.
Gobber: Okay, here's the plan. The Boneknapper wants me, right? He comes down that trail, sees Fishlegs, thinks it's me, rushes Fishlegs, causing Phil to trip that rope, dropping that rib cage and then we rush in a FINISH HIM OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL!
[after Gobber outlines his plan for stopping the Boneknapper]
Snotlout: [aside] It's sad when they get old.
[as everyone argues, Fishlegs sees the Boneknapper land behind them]
Fishlegs: Um, guys?
Astrid: This is a complete waste of time.
Fishlegs: Guys, hello?! Turn around! Guys! GUYS!!!
Everyone: WHAT?!
[The Boneknapper hisses.]
Hiccup: [to Fishlegs] It's right behind us, isn't it?
[Suddenly, They saw Boneknapper returns.]
Fishlegs: Well, what do you know? No roar.
Gobber: RUN!
[Boneknapper chasing Gobber and Everyone!]
Astrid: Okay, Gobber, we believe you!
Gobber: Phil!
Everyone: Huh?!
[The Boneknapper went Faster, To against them!]
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!
[Taking cover from the Boneknapper's flames]
Snotlout: [rapidly, to himself] Find a happy place, find a happy place...
Gobber: [voice-over] But the frozen Viking was still alive! He started punching me in the face! [high-pitched] Oh, my tooth! [voice-over] And there it was. I never even heard it coming! The Boneknapper!
[Suddenly, The Bonekanpper chasing Gobber.]
Gobber: [voice-over] It crashed into the glacier, causing an avalanche of frozen Vikings! [high-pitched] The treasure! [voice-over] I reached into the water... Only to find the frozen Viking punching me in the face again! Hey, hey, hey, hey! The Boneknapper wanted that treasure...but I wanted it more!
Gobber's Father: What took you so long?
Gobber: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Snotlout: You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?
Gobber: Yeah! Twice!
Hiccup: Hey, it could happen.
Gobber: What do you mean, It could happen? It did!
Fishlegs: No, no, no, please...please. He wants my head. I swear he wants my head!
Gobber: Bring it on! You wait till I get out there and I'll show you!
Hiccup: Wait. It searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. The treasure! Gobber, take off your pants!
Gobber: Huh?
[Everyone yells at Gobber]
Everyone: NO!!!
Hiccup: Wait, listen to me. I think Fishlegs was right. The Boneknapper is supposed to have a roar. But maybe he can't because the bone he needs is your belt buckle.
Astrid: Gobber, please, you have to give it back.
Gobber: NO WAY, it's mine! Uh-oh. WHOOOA!!!
Hiccup: Give him back to his bone!
Gobber: NOOOOO!!!
Hiccup: GIVE HIM BACK TO HIS BONE!!!
Gobber: NOOOO!!! NO!!! All right.
Hiccup: GOBBER!!!
[Gobber stoped, and Gets up.]
Gobber: All right, you've got me. Make it fast.
[Finally, The Boneknapper touches Gobber, Then his pants fall down, Until the Viking everyone sighed and looks away in disgust.]
Hiccup: That's gonna give me nightmares.
Astrid: Well, at least we have a ride home.
Gobber: Aren't you cute? Yes, you are. Yes, you are!
Tuffnut: [sitting on the tail of the Boneknapper] This tailbone is hurting my tailbone!
[last lines]
Gobber: I think Stoick will believe me now, eh?

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