Letterkenny (TV series)

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Katy: Wayne. How're you now?
Wayne: Good and you?
Katy: Not so bad.

Reilly: Nice onesie. Does it come in men's?
Wayne: Oh, I think you cum in men enough for all of us.
Reilly: I think you better come in my...I mean, you better come...
Jonesy: I think you better come say that to his face, you fucking hicks!
Daryl: - Nice execution....
Jonesy: You're doin' terrific.

Daryl: Attention.
Wayne: An amateur MMA asshole asks you to engage in aggressive altercation.
Joint Boy: Who the fuck is the toughest guy in here?
Wayne: That'd be me.
Daryl: Bullshit.
Wayne: Bopped you so bad in the bean you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.
Daryl: Clunk.
Wayne: Clocked your carriage, clipped your canopy, caught your conscious with a carefully concocted combative cuffing.
Daryl: Bullshit.
Wayne: Bopped you so bad in the bean you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.
Daryl: Bullshit.
Wayne: Bopped you so bad in the bean you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.

Dan: Says he pulled a pikes, a perch, a wallseyes and a trouts.
Daryl: That a brook trout?
Wayne: No, it'd be lake trout.
Daryl: Why's that?
Wayne: 'Cause we're on a fuckin' lake, Darry.