Link: The Faces of Evil

Link: The Faces of Evil is an action-adventure video games developed by Animation Magic and published by Philips Media for the CD-i video game console.

Dialogue

[Opening lines]

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here...

King Harkinian: My boy. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.

Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

(Gwonam appears riding a carpet into King Harkinian’s castle)

Gwonam: Your majesty. Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

King Harkinian: Hmm... How can we help?

(A piece of paper appears on Gwonam’s right hand)

Gwonam: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.

Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Gwonam: There is no time; your sword is enough.

Link: How about a kiss... For luck?

Zelda: You've got to be kidding.

(Link and Gwonam fly on his carpet)

Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!

Link: Wow! What are all those heads?

Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each!

Link: I guess I'd better get going.

Gwonam: Here! Is the map...

(Gwonam summons a map)

Gwonam: Where do you wish to go?

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[Morshu's shop]

Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies [rupees]...

(If Link doesn't have enough rupees for his chosen item:)

Morshu: Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, Mmm... richer!

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[Last lines]

Zelda: Uh. Why'd you do that?

Link: I just saved you from Ganon!

Zelda: You did not!

Gwonam: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come, look! Already Koridai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing.

(Gwonam's face grows freakishly detailed as the camera zooms on him)

Gwonam: Isn't it beautiful?

Link: Golly!

Gwonam: As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!

Link: I guess that's worth a kiss? Huh?

Zelda: Ha!

Link: I won!