Little Shop of Horrors (1986 film)

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Little Shop of Horrors is a musical based on a 1960 horror film The Little Shop of Horrors directed by Roger Corman. The musical about a huge flesh-eating plant was first produced in 1982 and adapted to cinema in 1986.

Stanley Jones/Narrator[edit]

  • In the early years of the twentieth century, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places...


  • Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!
  • [Singing about Mr. Mushnik] And he calls me a slob, which I am …


  • [Singing about her dream house] With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine … somewhere that's green.

Audrey II[edit]

  • [repeated line] Feed me!
  • [Asking Seymour what he wants] Money? Girls. One particular girl! How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey? Think it over! There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!
  • DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?! If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!


Seymour: The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us – neither is the Audrey I.

Seymour: You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe …
Mr. Mushnik: Maybe what? Maybe what! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly …
Customer: Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?
Audrey: It's an Audrey … II!

Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but …
Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up.
Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.

Audrey II: Feed me.
Seymour: Under no circumstances.
Audrey II: Feed me.
Seymour: I will not, so stop asking.
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt.
Audrey II: Tough titty.
Seymour: Watch your language.
Audrey II: Ah, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!
Seymour: I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. How about that?
Audrey II: Don't do me no favors!
Seymour: Well?
Audrey II: Hmm...?
Seymour: It's my last offer. Yes or no?
Audrey II: You sure do drive a hard bargain.
Seymour: Done! Fine. Great. Don't think you're getting dessert!

Seymour: Every household in America. Thousands of you, eating. That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!
Audrey II: [smugly] Noooooooooo shit, Sherlock!
Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here. We're talking about world conquest!
Audrey II: And I wanna thank you!
Seymour: You won't get away with this! Your kind never does!
Audrey II: [laughs maniacally]
Seymour: I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

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