Lobo (web series)

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Lobo is a 2000 adult animated black comedy web series based on the DC Comics antihero of the same name.

Lobo Is A Four Letter Word[edit]

Alien: Hey, watch it! What are you trying to do, take my head off? [Lobo arrives and shoots the alien’s head]
Lobo: Don’t mind if I do!

Market Day[edit]

Lobo: First, he cheats on the bet. Then, he trashes my Spaz. Huh. I’ll save this much for old Sunny Jim. He’s got balls. Can’t wait to see what they look like in his ears.

Pit Stop[edit]

Lobo: Drag the Main Man on a wild geek chase to the Interstellar Managers Planet? By the time I get done with Sunny Jim, he’ll be in so many pieces, he’ll be painted red all over the Galaxy!

It’s Fraggin’ Time Again[edit]

Payback Time[edit]

Bustin’ out of Oblivion[edit]

Bustin’ out of Oblivion Part 2[edit]

Bustin’ out of Oblivion Part 3[edit]

Lobo: Feetal’s Gizz! Now I’m pissed! Wait a fragging minute, ‘Bo. You’re going at this all wrong.

Lobo for President[edit]

Lobo: Not enough executive experience, my opponent says. A vote for Lobo and-Frag this! This is crap! Let’s cut the bullshit in this fucking place. You jackasses and assholes don’t give a shit about issues! Stop it, fucking bastitches! Kiss my hairy infested ass! All you jackoffs want is a guy who looks fucking good on TV! [the cameraman’s head explodes] Fuck this! The end you’ve been waiting for. [He moons at the camera]


When Pigs Fly[edit]

Arms & The Main Man[edit]

Eat This![edit]

Lobo: That’s some tapeworm! Yo, snake bitch! I’m looking for a guy from Porkas-8. Name’s Mudboy.
Snake: [Burps] What are you, a cop?
Lobo: Yeah, right. I’m a skip tracer and this tracking gizmo says you’re the skip. [the Snake eats Lobo’s arm] Hey!
Snake: Porkans are swine wines! [Lobo’s arm grows back] What do I look like to you?
Lobo: My Johnson with Herpes!

Repeating Offender[edit]

Voice cast[edit]

  • Greg Eagles as Lobo (episodes 1-5)
  • Kevin Michael Richardson as Lobo (episodes 6-14), Slaz, Sniff, Fat Whutzat
  • Tom Kenny as Sunny Jim (episodes 3-5), Major Snake, Snake, Space Penguins, Stumpy
  • Grey DeLisle as Darlene Spritzer and the Nutcracker Sisters
  • Dee Bradley Baker as Sunny Jim (episodes 1 and 2), Tubo

External links[edit]