Long-Haired Hare is a 1949 American animated short film directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. It was produced by Warner Bros. Cartoons and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures as part of the Looney Tunes series, and was the 60th short to feature Bugs Bunny. In addition to including the homophones "hair" and "hare", the title is also a pun on "longhairs", a characterization of classical music lovers. Nicolai Shutorov provides the singing voice of Giovanni Jones.
- Of course you know, this means WAR!
- [disguised as a bobby-soxer] Oh, Mr. Jones! Franky and Perry just aren't in it! You're my swooner dreamboat loverboy! [laughs]
- Ladies and gentlemen! There will be an unaffordable interruption in the program! Break into a vamp until we get back, Maestro!
- Bugs Bunny: [playing his banjo] ♪ Whadda dey do on a rainy night in-a Rio? ♪
- ♪ A-rikki-biggi-bik ♪
- ♪ Whadda dey do when dere is no starry sky? ♪
- ♪ Oh, starry sky! ♪
- ♪ Where do dey when dey can't go for a walk ♪
- ♪ Do dey stay home and talk? ♪
- ♪ Or do dey sit inside? ♪
- Musicians: [as Bugs enters the concert hall wearing a white wig and tuxedo] Leopold! Leopold!
- Maestro: [gulping, terrified] L-L-Leopold!
- Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny, Giovanni Jones (speaking), Maestro, Musicians and Delivery Boy.
- Nicolai Shutorov as Giovanni Jones. (singing, uncredited)