Luiz Carlos Alborghetti

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Luiz Carlos Alborghetti (February 12, 1945December 9, 2009) was a Brazilian journalist, radio host, television presenter and politician.


Quotes[edit]

  • Bandido bom é bandido morto![1]
    • A good criminal is a dead one!
  • Bandido é bandido, malandragem! E bandido você tem que mandar matar![1]
    • A criminal is a criminal, street-smarts! And a criminal you gotta have to kill!
  • Quem defende bandido está contra a família brasileira!
    • Those who defend criminals are against the Brazilian family!
  • Não precisamos construir mais cadeias! Temos de construir mais cemitérios![1]
    • We don't need to build more prisons! We must build more graveyards!
  • Neste asfalto negro de violência, as drogas transformam seu filho num cadáver ambulante e sua filha numa prostituta mercantilista![1]
    • On this black asphalt of violence, drugs turn your son into a walking corpse and your daughter into a merchantilistic prostitute!
  • Cadeia nele, já![1]
    • Jail him, now!
  • Tá com pena dele? Leva para tua casa! Põe para dormir na tua cama![1] (quote directed to Human Rights activists who supposedly defend criminals)
    • Feeling sorry for him? Take him home with you! Put him to sleep on your own bed!
  • Falsos profetas, falsos moralistas![1] (quote directed to Human Rights supporters)
    • False prophets, false moralists!
  • Existem histórias da noite que o dia desconhece!
    • There are night stories that daylight doesn't know!
  • Ei! Eei! Eeei! Eeeei! Desgraça de televisão do Satanás! (quote he angrily shouts when he is told of a technical failure in the studio)
    • Hey! Heey! Heey! Heeey! Disgraced Satan television!
  • Esse aí tá mais quebrado que arroz de terceira![1] (quote when police captured a criminal who was lynched by the local population)
    • This one's shattered worse than third-rate rice!
  • Chupa aqui, idiota! Faz um boquete aqui na minha cara! (quote telling his cameramen to zoom in on his face)
    • Suck on this, idiot! Make a blowjob right here on my face!
  • As crianças caem no mundo das drogas enquanto suas mães choram lágrimas de sangue!
    • Children fall into a world of drugs while their mothers cry bloody tears!
  • Vamos tirar a máscara e lavar a cara![1] (quote against hypocrisy and tendency)
    • Let's take our masks off and wash our faces up!
  • Você mata, com um botijão de gás, uma média de 500 bandidos por dia![1]
    • You kill, with a single gas canister, an average of five hundred criminals per day!
  • Ou vai no voto ou vai na bala!
    • Either by ballot or by bullets!
  • Um beijo na sua alma![1]
    • A kiss on your soul!
  • Eu não fui desmamado com garapa! A teta da minha mãe tinha leite, e era leite do bom! (quote when someone tried to pretend/fool him)
    • I was never been weaned with garapa! My mother's tits had milk, and it was a good one!
  • Vamos analisar o direito da liberdade de expressão. Ninguém vai nos calar a boca! Não devemos a vagabundo nenhum nesse Estado e nesse País! Aqui não há censura![2] (quote directed to those who did not like his speech)
    • Let's examine the right of freedom of speech. Nobody will shut us up! We don't owe to any bum anything in this State or Country! Here we don't have censorship!
  • Existem três coisas que você só faz uma vez na vida: nascer, morrer e votar no PT!
    • There are three things you do only once in your life: born, die and voting on PT!
  • Quem fala demais dá "bom-dia" a cavalo!
    • He who talks too much says "Good morning" to horses!
  • Ele tá sentado no colo do Capeta agora! (quote about any criminal killed by the Police)
    • He's sitting on the Devil's lap now!
  • Se gostou, gostou! Se não gostou, que se dane, vá a merda!
    • If you liked it, good! If you didn't, screw you, go fuck yourself!
  • Todo dia tem uma merda!
    • Everyday there is a shit!
  • Eu prefiro uma verdade que me faça chorar a uma mentira que me faça sorrir!
    • I'd rather hear a truth that'll make me cry than a lie that'll make me smile!


References[edit]

  1. a b c d e f g h i j k Morre Luiz Carlos Alborghetti, dono do bordão 'bandido bom é bandido morto' (in Portuguese). Extra. Editora Globo S/A (9 December 2009). Retrieved on 31 March 2019.
  2. . (1 March 2006). "1 March 2006" Cadeia Sem Censura. Web Rádio Intervalo.


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