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MacGruber is a 2010 SNL action-comedy film.
The Ultimate Tool (taglines)
- I'm in.
- If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go— I'll rip as many throats as I have to!
- You're loco, man!
- Subtited: You're crazy, man!
- Never ever say 'never ever'.
- Pound some Cunth.
- I got a better idea, no fucking way!
- I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts!
- Classic Macgruber
- That was fuckin' tits
- Just tell me what you want me to fuck!
- Vicki: I'm a virgin.
- MacGruber: Not for long.
- MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
- Vicki: Upper-decker?
- MacGruber: Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl- You look great.
- MacGruber: Don't worry we got your back. We're only seven blocks away. So if anything goes down-
- Vicki: Seven blocks?
- MacGruber: [laughing] Okay, you got me. About twenty blocks.
- Vicki: Wasn't there anything closer?
- MacGruber: Nope.
- Dixon: There were tons of spots closer.
- MacGruber: Yeah! With meters!
- [MacGruber is trying to defuse a nuclear warhead]
- Vicki: Can you defuse it?
- MacGruber: Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy!
- [Vicki and MacGruber are driving away from an assassination attempt, believing Dixon, who is in the back to be dead]
- Vicki: Is he dead?!
- MacGruber: YES! HE'S DEAD!
- [Dixon gets up]
- Dixon: Jesus...
- MacGruber: AHHHHHHHH!
- Dixon: How did you know I was wearing a bulletproof vest?
- MacGruber: You were wearing a bulletproof vest? ... Awesome!
- Vicki: [dressed like MacGruber] If you're the one they want to come after why can't you be dressed like you?
- MacGruber: Because...you are!
- Dixon: [using a phone tracer] Now remember, MacGruber. You gotta keep him on the line long enough to get a location.
- MacGruber: Don't worry, I've done this before. [to the phone] Now listen to me you piece of sh- he hung up. Did you get it?
- Vicki: No.
- MacGruber: Damn it! Is that thing working?
- The Ultimate Tool
- Do Not Underestimate This Man
- Will Forte - MacGruber
- Kristen Wiig - Vicki Gloria St. Elmo
- Ryan Phillippe - Lt. Dixon Piper
- Powers Boothe - Col. Jim Faith
- Val Kilmer - Dieter Von Cunth
- Maya Rudolph - Casey Janine Fitzpatrick
- Chris Jericho - Frank Korver
- Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom
- The Great Khali - Tug Phelps
- The Big Show - Brick Hughes
- Mark Henry - Tut Beemer
- Kane - Tanker Lutz
- Andy Mackenzie - Hoss Bender
- Derek Mears - Large henchman
- Rhys Coiro - Yerik Novikov
- Jasper Cole - Zeke Pleshette
- Kevin Skousen - Senator Garver
- Brandon Trost - Brick's boyfriend
- Jason Trost - Smoking guard
- Amar'e Stoudemire - himself
- Chris Kittinger - Man in tux
- DJ Nu-Mark (uncredited) - Club DJ