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- Old man, forswear that dogged rumba
Go home and yield to Christian slumba.
- "Morpheus Among the Night Clubbers," Time for a Quick One (1940), p. 17.
- Fashion makes the fur fly.
- "Sisters Under the Skin, or Fashion Makes the Fur Fly," Time for a Quick One (1940), p. 118.