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Video game commentary
Ao Oni (August 2013)
- [to his phone] "Shaddup!" [groaning, then laughing] "...It's my mom!"
- [after finally pushing his first chair; pauses] "...OH, COME ON! How was I supposed to [know I had to] do that?! You son of a bitch!"
- "If there was just - just - a purple monster sitting in a corner, waiting for me to walk over it, I would shit myself dry. I would absolutely lose all control of my bowels!"
- "Why is this good? Why bruh... this good?" [Ao Oni bursts in.] "AAGH - ! …What the hell?! How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"
- "Oh, if that blue bastard, is just stickin' around -" [find a candle stand, which startles him] *gasp* "...That's new!"
- [begins the game; gets startled by the enemy character flying away from him] "Okay—UH! …Well, that startled the crap outta me."
- "'Get Back And Do Your Job'. How 'bout you go fornicate yourself with a rake?"
- "! ...What was that?! What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?! ...[I] wasn't ready for that! Jeezus! Calm down!"
- "That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"
- "…Well! Glad you're being so polite about this. You're very civil—oh my god! I didn't blo[ck]… I didn't mean to look down! Ugh! They're naked! They are sooo naked! Oh my god!"
- "Little piggy no no little piggy go home!"
- Dr. Wernicke: [when Miles Upsher finally dies] Gott im himmel… You…have become the host.
- Markiplier: Is that why you shot me? [Gunfire and flesh-rending in background cause him to recoil.]
Calm Time (November 23, 2013)
- "'Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!' …I'm very sorry."
- "'Press Control to calm yourself'." [breathes and presses Control key] "Oh, that just crouches me. How does that calm myself?"
- "Oh my god, that is so morbid!"
- "Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!"
- "Oh my god…! That was incredibly loud!"
- "That scared the buhjeezus outta me!"
- "Aauuh, I don't wanna kill the kid!" … "Aw, that's so sad! I'm not gonna kill him. Well, I'm not gonna kill him first, anyway."
- "What is that? Is that Slender Man?" [gets closer] "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head."
- "Nonononono…! You don't see anything…"
- [when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…"
- "…Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
- "Jeezus, lady, you need to stop that right now. I do not take kindly to that…! You're being very creepy…!"
- [when he finally attacks the child] "No - aw, no, no, no! Aw, no! Auh, I feel so bad! But remember, guys: this is just a game…" [nerves himself, then puts the child out of his misery, to put it bluntly; palms his forehead in shame] "Nhhhh… That's awful!" [turns to find the ghost woman standing behind him again] "Jeezus! Stop that, lady!"
- Bob "muyskerm": [immediately after eating raw chicken; recoils] Oh, good gozzit! Oh my god!
- Mark: What? What d'you do?
- Bob: I-I… I ate it…
- Mark: Ohhhh.
- Bob: [gasps] Oh, my god, I just threw up!
- Mark: [starts laughing]
- Bob: That was the most horrifying thing that's ever happened to me! I think I have salmonella! …What the f…?!
- Mark: You know -
- Bob: Oh, my god! I'm throwing up! Do you hear that sound?!
- Mark: I do not!
- Bob: Oh my god, that's horrifying! [pulls off his headphones]
- Mark: I wish I was recording that!
- Bob: Oh, no - oh, god, it's still happening! I'm gonna throw up! Ahhhhhh!
- "Damnit, I turned up your mike! Why did I turn it up?!"
Terrorift (Oculus Rift) (February 12, 2014)
- "Okay, that thing is gone. I think, I hope—" [ROAR-ing noise] "NO, IT'S NOT! AHHHHH!"
- "…Why are you just there?"
Dungeon Nightmares (April 26, 2014)
- "And now it says 'press B to blow.' Really?"
- Markiplier (September 15, 2013). SuperHOT. YouTube.
- SUPERHOT - an FPS where time moves only when you move (2014). Retrieved on July 9, 2014.
- Markiplier (September 4, 2013). Outlast | Part 1 | THE TERROR BEGINS. YouTube.
- Markiplier. Outlast Part 3. YouTube.
- Markiplier (September 8, 2013). Outlast | Part 12 (Final) | THE END?. YouTube.
- Markiplier (November 23, 2013). Calm Time | MOST DISTURBING GAME. YouTube.
- Markiplier (December 21, 2013). LAUGHING TIL IT HURTS. YouTube.
- Markiplier (February 12, 2014). WARNING: EXTREMELY SCARY | Terrorift. YouTube.
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