Mean Creek

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Mean Creek is a 2004 independent film directed by Jacob Aaron Estes, starring Rory Culkin, Ryan Kelley, Scott Mechlowicz, Trevor Morgan, Josh Peck, and Carly Schroeder. It is a story of a river trip of young people living in a small town of Oregon.

You can never go back. (taglines)

Sam Maris[edit]

  • I dare you to pull your pants down and your underwear, and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. {to Marty in Truth or Dare}
  • I'm sorry, George.
  • We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked.
  • Uncle Martini!
  • You always attack for no reason.

Rocky Maris[edit]

  • Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!
  • Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!
  • Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me

George Tooney[edit]

  • Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!
  • So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!
  • You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when i started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
  • Why'd you drop the anchor?
  • Happy Birthday, Sam!
  • His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!
  • Somebody help! (after he hits his head with his camera underwater, then dies)
  • I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap.
  • Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot?
  • {On his dyslexia} My doctor says it's a genetic variation, like for evolution.

Marty Blank[edit]

  • Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming.
  • If you're really feeling like a party animal... you wanna smoke a birthday doobie?
  • I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans.
  • That's what happens when you fuck with Martini Blank!
  • I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares.
  • We gotta bury the body.


  • {To Sam} So, what's it like being a male?
  • {To Sam} If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?
  • {To Sam} Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck You!
  • {To Sam} It was your guys' plan. I was just there.


  • {On George} No, screw that guy.
  • No, I never do anything to anybody.
  • He doesn't smoke, Marty.
  • No one talks to people like that.


  • You can never go back.
  • Beneath the surface, everyone has a secret.


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