Meet the Robinsons

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Meet the Robinsons is a 2007 computer-animated family film produced by Walt Disney Pictures about a intelligent young boy named Lewis, who invents things but does not have any family, even though he wants one. Then one day, Lewis' world is changed when a boy called Wilbur, who has a time-machine, takes Lewis on a trip to the future to meet Wilbur's family – The Robinsons.

Lewis[edit]

  • (Singing of Play Guitar) You're not allowed stay in the garage
  • Why did I invent that stupid hat?!
  • Take a good look around, Doris, 'cause your future's about to change.
  • [repeated line] Keep moving forward!

Wilbur Robinson[edit]

  • [repeated line] That is an excellent question!
  • Well it's been a long hard day filled with emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.
  • I never thought my dad would be my best friend.
  • If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive, and dance on my grave!
  • I am so dead.

Dialogue[edit]

Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis: [immediately scared] I killed him?!
Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

Mr. Willerstein: Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy there at Inventco Labs, and we're just so excited to have you as a judge.
Dr. Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know. One of your students may invent the next integrated circuit or microprocessor or integrated circuit. [stops Mr. Willerstein, realizing something] Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of that lab very much. [Looks down at Mr. Willerstein's bow tie he's wearing.] Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties. I haven't slept in 8 days!
Mr. Willerstein: Well, can I offer you a cot?
Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope. [places a sticker with a picture of a coffee mug on Mr. Willerstein's forehead] I've got the caffeine patch. I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects. [screams, scaring Mr. Willerstein] Sorry.

Mr. Willerstein: Okay, next up is Lizzy and her fire ant farm.
Lizzy: That's right.
Mr. Willerstein: Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants. You know that they have a tendency to bite people.
Lizzy: Only my enemies.
Mr. Willerstein: Keep moving, shall we? Top notch, Lizzy! Let's not anger her, or make her jumpy in any way.

Wilbur Robinson: If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the Science Fair?
Lewis: Yeah, sure, whatever you say. [Wilbur starts to push him on to the edge of the roof] Hey, let go of me! What are you doing?! Let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay. [pushes Lewis off the roof]
Lewis: [stops in midair] Ahh! [Wilbur presses a button and a time machine appears] What is this, where are we going?
Wilbur: To... the future!

Lewis: You're not the boss of me!
Wilbur: Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12 and I'm 13! That makes me older!
Lewis: Well, I was born in the past, which makes me older and the boss of you!

[After the Time Machine crashes]
Wilbur: I am so dead. I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are gonna kill me, and I can tell ya this - it will not be done with mercy!
Lewis: Isn't there, like, a Time Machine Repair Shop, or something?
Wilbur: [angry] No! There's only 2 Time Machines in existence, and the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one!
Lewis: Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this.
Wilbur: Good idea! [pulls Lewis over to the wreck] You're smart, you fix it!
Lewis: Are you crazy?! I can't fix this thing!
Wilbur: Yes, you can! You broke it, you fix it!
Lewis: [thinks for a moment] Alright, under one condition - I fix it, you take me back to see my Mom.
Wilbur: What? You didn't even follow through on our last deal! How can I trust you?!
Lewis: Well, you told me you were a Time-Cop from the future. How can I trust you?
Wilbur: [long pause] Touche.

[Outside the garage]
Carl: [deep, echoing voice] Who dares to disturb my sanctuary?!
Wilbur: Carl, it's me. Let me in!
Carl: None may enter unless they speak the royal password!
Wilbur: Carl, what are you talking about? We don't have a password!
Carl: Yes, we do! I made one up while you were gone!
Wilbur: Then how am I supposed to know what it is?
Carl: You, uh... [considers this] [normal voice] Good point. [the door opens]

[Carl runs away screaming upon seeing Lewis]
Lewis: Well. That was unexpected. [Wilbur quickly slams a fruit hat on Lewis' head] As was that.
Wilbur: If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive, and dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well... Yes I am, but not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead givaway!
Lewis: [confused] Why would my hair be a dead givaway?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question! [runs off]
Lewis: Wait, where are you going?!?
Wilbur: Another excellent question!

Spike: Hey, ring my Doorbell!
Dimitri: No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell! Ring it! Ring it! Ring it! Look at this door bell. Ring it! Yes!
Spike: Uh... That was accidental. That's an accidental ring. It doesn't count. It's in the rule book. Look it up.
Dimitri: Flat head.
Spike: Short roots.
Dimitri: Evergreen.

Carl: What do you mean, don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen, and now the entire time stream could be altered! That and someone took my bike.
Wilbur: Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out. First, we keep Lewis in the garage, away from everybody. I show up and give him the pep talk of the century. Then he fixes the time machine.
Carl: Why is it an acorn?
Wilbur: I didn't have time to sculpt everything. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed. His confidence in inventing is restored. He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner, thus restoring the space-time continuum.
Carl: What about taking him back to see his mom?
Wilbur: I just told him that to buy some time.
Carl: Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face.
Wilbur: Trust me. I got it under control. Wilbur Robinson never fails. But on the slight chance that I do...
Carl: "On the slight chance," yeah. You know what? I'll run the numbers.
Wilbur: What is it?
Carl: Well, it's not. It doesn't pertain to anything in. You know, there's not necessarily, there's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.
Wilbur: What?
Carl: And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.
Wilbur: I won't exist?
Carl: And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner.
Wilbur: What am I worried about? Now, blueprints?
Carl: If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you and get some quiet time.

Grandpa Bud: What's... Oh! Ha, ha! Well, hey, there, little fella! Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards. My head is! [Laughing] Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students. They didn't laugh, either. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?
Lewis: Well, Lewis, but...
Bud: Lewis, huh? Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you?
Lewis: Teeth?!?
Bud: Yeah, my teeth.
Lewis: [Exclaims]
Bud: Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere.
Lewis: All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage. Wilbur left me down there, and I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters attacked me on the porch and...
Bud: Monsters? There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny.
Lewis: Listen to me!
Bud: Of course, I also didn't think there was a woodchuck living on my arm, and lookie there! Hope he ain't got rabies.
Lewis: Old man, I need to get to the garage!
Bud: Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut!

Female Announcer: And five and six and seven and eight.
Bud: That's Uncle Joe. He works out.
Female Announcer: Keep those tummies tucked.

Lewis: This isn't the garage.
Bud: I know.

Lewis: I don't think the garage is in here, either.
Uncle Art: Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.
Bud: That's Uncle Art.
Lewis: A real superhero?
Art: Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.
Lewis: He's a...
Bud: Pizza delivery guy.

Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis.
Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz: Children, please. Your mother's trying to take a nap.
Aunt Petunia: What is all the yelling out here?!
Tallulah and Laszlo: He/she started it.
Petunia: I don't want to hear any more!
Fritz: Now, sweetie–
Petunia: [slaps Uncle Fritz] Don't you "sweetie" me! I'm going for a drive. [sound of a car roaring away]
Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.

Bud: Wilbur's mom, Franny. I think you'll like her.
Franny: Hey, guys!
Frankie: You ask me over And over and over. Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat?
Lewis: Frogs?
Franny: Taught them everything they know.
Bud: Franny, this is Lewis.
Lewis: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Franny: Perfect timing. We need someone on maracas.
Frankie: Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that. Even though you've him, her, me and an army searching. I've got a feeling, You will be reeling. When you are bad and the circus comes to town...
Lewis: Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.
Frankie: And you see me leaving dressed up as a magician or something like that.
Bud: Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!
Frankie: Ring-a-ding-ding.
Gaston: All right!
Lewis: Right. Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time.

Wilbur: Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!
Lewis: I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family and I–
Wilbur: [panicked noise] You met my family?!?

Wilbur: [to Lewis] Pop quiz. Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...? [makes hand-puppet gesture]
Wilbur: ...Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucille, and Cornelius is their son. [pause] What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: [thinks for a moment] Tom Selleck.
Lewis: [beat] Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting-? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope. [Wilbur breaths a sigh of relief] Thank you, thank you! Hold your applause, thank you very much.
[Doris open the window. Bowler Hat guy giggles and shut window on nose]
Bowler Hat Guy: Doris, get it off! Get it off.

Lewis: [to Wilbur while fixing the time machine] I don't even know what I'm doing.
Wilbur: Keep moving forward.
Lewis: I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me.
Wilbur: Keep moving forward.
Lewis: And what if I can't fix this, what are we gonna do?
Wilbur: Keep moving forward.
Lewis: Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say "keep moving forward".
Wilbur: It's my dad's motto.
Lewis: Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"?
Wilbur: It's what he does.
Lewis: What's that supposed to mean?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question. Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research and-design factory. My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "keep moving forward". It's what he does.

Wilbur: We're talking prototypes.
Lewis: That's a prototype?
Wilbur: The very first, or what's left of it.
Lewis: Yikes!
Wilbur: Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58, 212, 485, 952, and they all end the same way. But he doesn't give up! Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

Wilbur: He keeps working and working until finally he gets it, the first working time machine. Then he keeps working and working until finally he gets it again, the second working time machine.
Lewis: Kind of small.
Wilbur: I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model because, unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.
Bowler Hat Guy: [Laughing]
Wilbur: Pretty amazing story, huh?
Lewis: Yeah.
Wilbur: Now, are you ready to start working?
Lewis: I think that's it. I did it!
Wilbur: I knew you could. Nice work, my friend.
[The time machines flies up, but then it was broken again.]
Wilbur: Well, you know what they say! "Keep moving..."
Lewis: Don't say it!
Franny: Boys! Dinner time!
Wilbur: Not now, Mom!
Franny: If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you!
Wilbur: We'd better get up there.

Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on, why aren't you seizing the boy?!?
Dinosaur: [in dinosaur language] I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

Gaston: And so it begins. Ready? Aim... fire! [throws a meatball at Franny]
Franny: Ha. Surely that is not the best you can do. [sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts Japanese movie]
Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough.
Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins.
Franny: Your meatballs are useless against me.
Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage.
Franny: [gasps] No!

[After above scene]
Lewis: Is dinner like this every night?
Art: No. Yesterday we had meatloaf.

Bowler Hat Guy: Ah, yes. You are now under my control.
Frankie: I am now under your control.
Bowler Hat Guy: [laughs; Frankie does monotone laughing] Stop laughing.
Frankie: Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say.
Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
Frankie: [lying to Bowler Hat Guy] Uh, no.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.

Bud: What if Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"? You think he'd have walked on the moon?
Lucille: Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer.

Lewis: Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you!
Bowler Hat Guy: [amused] You still haven't figured it out!
Lewis: Figured out what?
Bowler Hat Guy: Let's see if this rings a bell - Father of the future, inventor extraordinaire, "Keep moving forward"?
Lewis: That's not me, that's Wilbur's dad! [Bowler Hat Guy stares at him expectantly. Lewis' eyes go wide in realisation] Are you saying that... I'm Wilbur's... Dad?
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, Give the boy a prize! You grow up to be the founder of this wrenched time. So I planned to destroy your destiny! Easy-peasy, rice and cheesy!
Lewis: [flabbergasted] Wait. So, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
Bowler Hat Guy: Keep going...
Lewis: Uh, if I'm Wilbur's dad...
Bowler Hat Guy: [irritated] Yes, thank you, we've established that!
Lewis: But... What does it have to do with you?
Bowler Hat Guy: Aha! Allow me to shed some light on subjects.

Bowler Hat Guy: And now all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own.
Lewis: But you have no idea what that could do to this future!
Bowler Hat Guy: I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.
Lewis: Goob, I had no idea!
Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me "Goob"! How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!
Lewis: Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward...
Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let's see... take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down!

Wilbur: I bet you're glad to see me! [Lewis punches him] OW!
Lewis: That's for not locking the garage door!
Wilbur: Ah... [awkwardly] You know about that?
Lewis: I know everything.
Wilbur: ...You gotta admit, this'll be a great story to tell me someday!

Bowler Hat Guy: [Bowler Hat Guy has just gotten the time machine back] Take a good look around boys, because your future is about to change.
[He heads to the past to pass the memory scanner as his own]
Wilbur: Lewis, you have to fix the Time Machine!
Lewis: No, no, I–I can't!
[In the past, the Bowler Hat Guy has entered Invenct Co]
Lewis: What about your dad? You could call him!
Wilbur: You are my dad!
Lewis: But that's in the future!
Wilbur: There won't be a future, unless you fix the Time Machine!
[In the past, Bowler Hat Guy is showing off the memory scanner]
Wilbur: Look, I messed up. I left the garage unlocked and I've tried like crazy to fix things... But now it's to you.
[In the past, Bowler Hat guy is signing a contract]
Wilbur: You can do it, Dad.
[starts to vanish]
Wilbur: Lewis? Lewis!
[flys into the sky turns into a ball of light]
Lewis: Wilbur?
[flies over the Robinson yard and is sucked into the sky]
Lewis: Wilbur...

Lewis: No! No, this can't be happening! No!
Franny: [under the control of Doris] Oh, but Lewis, it's already happened.

Lewis: Take a good look around Doris, because your future is about to change.
[He heads to the past to see the Bowler Hat Guy finished signing the petition with the memory scanner when Bowler Hat Guy gasps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Ah!
Lewis: Goob, stop! You don't know what you're doing!
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.
Lewis: She's using you, Goob, and when she gets what she wants, she'II get rid of you.
Bowler Hat Guy: What? What?
[Doris tries to kill Lewis and he says]
Lewis: I am never going to invent you.
[Doris vanishes]
Lewis: Come on, Goob. I've got to show you something.

Wilbur: You did it Lewis, you did it!
[sees Bowler Hat Guy and gasps and attacks him]
Wilbur: Stop! I'll hold him while you run for help.
Lewis: [pries Wilbur off the Bowler Hat Guy and Wilbur is struggling to get free] Let him go!
Wilbur: Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy!
Lewis: No, he's not, he's my roommate.
Wilbur: What?
Lewis: [pulls Wilbur aside] He's my roommate, and I want you guys to adopt him.
Wilbur: Are you nuts?
Lewis: Give me a good reason why not.
Wilbur: I'll give you three good reasons: he stole our time machine, he tried to ruin your future, and he smells like he hasn't showered in thirty years!
Lewis: [grabs Wilbur by the ear] Don't forget I'm your father, you have to do what I say.
Wilbur: Okay, Mr Yagoobian, do you want to be a... Where'd he go?
Lewis: Goob? Goob! Goob.

Cornelius (Older Lewis): [in the distance] Franny, they're gone! Oh, this is terrible!
Franny: Oh, boy...
Bud: Well, he's home early!
Cornelius: Franny, where are you?! [runs out to the the rest of his family] The Time Machines are gone! [sees Lewis] Oh, oh! [Lewis waves awkwardly at Cornelius, who does the same thing, before looking questioningly at everyone else. Wilbur tries to make his escape, but is stopped by Franny. Cornelius gives him an unimpressed look] Uh-huh.
Wilbur: [sighs] Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh.

Carl: Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
Lewis: I will.
Carl: Hey, while I got you here, just a couple of little suggestions regarding my design.
Lewis: Let's face it, these skinny limbs don't exactly make the teapot whistle.
Carl: All that really matters is, hey, don't forget to invent me.
Lewis: Are you kidding? No way!
Carl: I love you.
Lewis: There's so many things I wish I could ask you.
Wilbur: Excuse me. Time travel now, questions later.
Lewis: But I...
Lucille: Don't worry. Just get back to that science fair, and we'll see you real soon.
Lewis: Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye!
Bud: Goodbye, son!
Lewis: Thanks again for everything!
Franny: Wait! Lewis, one more thing.
Lewis: Yeah?
Franny: Just a little tip for the future. I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
Cornelius: She's right. I'd just go with it if I were you. And I am.
Lewis: Then you're absolutely right. [Wilbur honks the horn.] All right, I'm coming.
Wilbur: Well, it's not like you're never gonna see them again. They are your family, after all.

Man: Over here? There he is. Kid, we'd like to get a story on you for the local paper. You've got a bright future ahead of you.

About Meet the Robinsons[edit]

  • So we had some different challenges: we had skin texture we had to work out, we had to grow hair off of characters' heads and we had to find an animation style that was still fun and loose and had some caricature to it, but could portray humans in a believable way. The Incredibles was a definite inspiration for this. It was eye-popping to me, and certainly part of my education in 3D and how to do character animation with all of its subtleties.

    One really interesting technique that we used is occlusion. It creates shadows based on the proximity of one object to another. It's a way to avoid that glowy feel that computer animation has or the way mouths look like they're illuminated from inside. Occlusion, because it's a closed space in there, will darken that mouth immediately. Then when we add our texture and lighting on top of that, you have a bit more real look to the images you're creating. It's that extra layer of believability that computer animation is so great at.

  • You could see it in the animation of 2008's Bolt, the first film Lasseter and Catmull touched: The characters were more visually appealing, more believable, funnier than the characters in Disney's previous film, Meet the Robinsons. And crucially, the acting was more nuanced: The characters didn't feel like caricatures.
  • Caitlin Roper, Wired [Roper, Caitlin (October 21, 2014). "Big Hero 6 Proves It: Pixar's Gurus Have Brought the Magic Back to Disney Animation". Wired. Condé Nast.]

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