Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers
Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers is a 2004 film in American animated direct-to-video musical adventure comedy film based on the film adaptations of the 1844 novel The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas and the Mickey Mouse film series by.
The Three Musketeers
[edit]Mickey Mouse
[edit]- Look at 'em, fellas. That's gonna be us out there someday. I just know it.
- Yes, sir. Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow.
- And I may be small, Pete, but I've got my friends that make me 10 feet tall.
Donald Duck
[edit]- Yeah. Me, too.
- How's this for a coward?
Goofy
[edit]- I can't wait.
- And how's this for a doofus?
Minnie Mouse
[edit]- Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...
- A forbidden love. How romantic.
- Please kneel.
- Unheard her! Release her! Stop it! Drop her! She is my lady-in-waiting!
Daisy Duck
[edit]- Well, it must be destiny. Good thing destiny does not control my love life.
- Yeah, he is kind of cute, you know. But you are forgetting something. They are musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
- Your Majesty, it’s time to cut the cheese.
- If I never see that skinny little shrimp again, it will be too soon.
- Ah-ha. I do not think so.
- Well look at me. If it did, I did get stuck with mister… [imitating Donald]
Dialogue
[edit]- Minnie Mouse: Ah, Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look, Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! [sighs happily]
- Daisy Duck: Well, it must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.
- Minnie Mouse: Well, what'd you mean?
- Daisy Duck: Well, look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister-- [imitates Donald's voice; both laugh]
- Minnie Mouse: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.
- Daisy Duck: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're Musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.
- Minnie Mouse: Our love is...forbidden?
- Daisy Duck: Bingo.
- Minnie Mouse: A forbidden love. How romantic.
- Mickey Mouse: Donald, stop! Donald, are you nuts? What's going on?
- Donald Duck: Pete is going to kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So, the point is, he's going to kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail droops.]
- Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you say.
- Donald Duck: No!
- Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
- Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
- Mickey Mouse: [shocked] Captain Pete is the bad guy? [jumps out of Donald's grip]
- Donald Duck: Huh? What?
- Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?
- Donald Duck: Exactly!
- Mickey Mouse: But he-- He made us Musketeers.
- Donald Duck: It was all a lie!
- Mickey Mouse: A lie? Well, lie or no lie, Musketeers don't run from danger! And as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we!
- Donald Duck: You said it! [rips uniform off] It's every duck for himself!
- Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the Princess?
- Donald Duck: I, uh, um... I was hiding.
- Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight, you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly] Come on. I'll be right beside you, because we're friends. [Both look at each other]
- Donald Duck: [sadly] I just can't. I'm sorry. [runs away]
- Mickey Mouse: [run continues] Donald! [sadly] Donald. [Pluto whimpering from carrying Mickey's hat] Thanks, boy. [put his hat back on. Pluto starts sniffing and growling] What is it? What is it, boy?
- [Suddenly, Captain Pete is laughing by his shadows. He walks to Find Mickey]
- Peg Leg Pete; Well, well, well. If it ain't the one musketeer.
- Mickey Mouse: Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as a musketeer, I arrest you, mister!
- Peg Leg Pete: [laughs] That's a good one! [continues laughs] Well, how about this? By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!
- [Mickey gasps, trying the fight with his sword, Pete knocked Mickey. Meanwhile, two crabs appears, Pete was riding his France car to Mont-St. Michel]
- Peg Leg Pete: [to Mickey Mouse in a cage, mockingly singing "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"] Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be! [Mickey angrily stares at Pete, who laughs and carries him to the dungeon while singing and walking to the entrance; drops Mickey into the dungeon] Oopsie.
- Mickey: Ouch.
- Peg Leg Pete: [mockingly] I am such a butterfingers. [laughs, climbs into the dungeon, and grabs Mickey]
- Mickey Mouse: Ah! Hey! Put me down! Don't make me have to whoop you!
- Peg Leg Pete: [starts chaining Mickey to the wall] Okay, okay, fine. Just hold still, ya runt!
- Mickey Mouse: Ah!
- Peg Leg Pete: [laughs evilly] Well, Mickey, it looks like this is the end of the line. [laughs]
- Mickey Mouse: Think so? My pals will be right behind us!
- Peg Leg Pete: Oh, sure. Uh-huh. The duck dumped you. Remember?
- Mickey Mouse: Well, Goofy then!
- Peg Leg Pete: The Goof? He's getting fitted for a halo.
- Mickey Mouse: [shocked] No. No. No.
- Peg Leg Pete: Yes! Yes, yes! [grabs Mickey] Face it, Mickey, it's all for one, and you...are on...your own! [drops Mickey onto the floor] Enjoy your brief stay here at the Mont Saint-Michel. You know, they say the tide comes in faster than horses! [Pete puts out a candle, darkening the dungeon] So long, runt. I've got me tickets to the opera. A little something called, I Just Can't Wait to Be King! [closes dungeon door, leaving Mickey alone in the dark dungeon]
- Minnie Mouse: Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [flowers magically transform into butterflies]
- Minnie Mouse: And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.
- Donald Duck: How's this for a coward?
- Goofy: And how's this for a doofus?
- Mickey Mouse: And I may be small, Pete, but I've got friends that make me ten feet tall.
- Peg Leg Pete: Aw, nuts.
- Mickey Mouse: Timber!
- Peg Leg Pete: [last words] I hate happy endings.
- Troubadour: Bravo, my friends! Our three heroes have finally made their dream come true. I think this calls for one more song!
Character Voices
[edit]- Wayne Allwine — Mickey Mouse
- Tony Anselmo — Donald Duck
- Bill Farmer — Goofy and Pluto
- Russi Taylor — Minnie Mouse
- Tress MacNeille — Daisy Duck
- Jim Cummings — Peg-Leg Pete
- April Winchell — Clarabelle Cow
- Jeff Glen Bennett & Maurice LaMarche — The Beagle Boys
- Rob Paulsen — The Troubadour
External Links
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Categories:
- 2004 animated films
- 2000s American animated films
- Traditionally animated films
- American children's animated adventure films
- American children's animated comedy films
- American children's animated musical films
- American animated romance films
- Disney direct-to-video films
- Mickey Mouse films
- Minnie Mouse films
- Daisy Duck films
- Animated films about turtles
- Direct-to-video animated films