Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (film)

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Principal Dwight[edit]

  • Just by a show of hands, how many people have a test that starts with the question, "True or false: Principal Dwight has three nipples"? [students laugh] Well that's a lot of you. Well it's false. Put false. I was born without nipples for your information, and it looks beautiful!