Minutemen (film)
Minutemen is a 2008 science-fiction Disney Channel Original Movie about three high school kids who invent a 10 minute time machine to spare others just like them from the humiliation they've endured.
- Directed by Lev L. Spiro. Written by John Killoran and David Weissman, based on a story by David Diamond and David Weissman.
Dialogue
[edit]- [after Mr. Tolkan, who thinks Virgil and Derek are going to fight, orders them to follow him to his office]
- FBI Agent: Everybody freeze, FBI! [shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]
- Mysterious Man: Stop, CIA! [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
- Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures: Bureau of Weights and Measures. [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
- Virgil: [to the latter agent] In the future, you should probably go first.
- Jeanette: What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!
- Charlie: Thanks, pumpkin. [seizes Jeanette and kisses her]
- Zeke: [after Charlie lets go, in an undertone] The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!
- Charlie: Oh, right! [turns to the leaving Jeanette] Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain!
- [as Jeanette is leaving, she smiles]
- Zeke: Dude. It's okay.
- Derek: Wow, nice outfits, bozos.
- Virgil: Hey, Derek. Have fun with Jocelyn.
- Derek: W-What’s that supposed to mean?
- Virgil: Well I just figured that you both are good with lipstick.
- Derek: You were always gonna be a dork anyways, Virgil.
- Virgil: And you were always gonna be a jerk, Derek. Have a nice life.
- Virgil: The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice
- Charlie: Who's the Minutemen?
- Virgil: Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?
- Charlie: No.
- Zeke: .Not really.
- [as Jeanette wakes him up in his own bedroom]
- Jeanette: Good morning, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.
- Charlie: The results!
- Jeanette: That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house."
- Charlie: It's done!
- Jeanette: Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.
- Charlie: We created a... a...
- Jeanette: A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.
- Charlie: A black hole!
- Jeanette: That's bad, right?
Cast
[edit]- Jason Dolley - Virgil Fox
- Luke Benward - Charlie Tuttle
- Nicholas Braun - Zeke Thompson
- Chelsea Kane - Stephanie Jameson
- J. P. Manoux - Vice Principal Tolkan
- Steven R. McQueen - Derek Beaugard
- Kara Crane - Jeanette Pachelewski
- Dexter Darden - Chester
- Kellie Cockrell - Jocelyn Lee
- Molly Jepson - Amy Fox
- Larry Filion - F.B.I. agent (uncredited)
