Moonbeam City

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Moonbeam City is an American adult animated television series that was created by Scott Gairdner. It aired on Comedy Central from September 16 to December 9, 2015. The show follows the exploits of Dazzle Novak, an idiotic detective who commits more crimes than the criminals he tries to lock up.

Episodes[edit]

Mall Hath No Fury[edit]

Jung Li: What time will your foot be available?
Pizzaz: GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE!

Pizzaz: GET YOUR SKANKS OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dazzle: Hey! They have names!...probably.

Lights! Camera! Re-enaction![edit]

Rad: [as he's blubbering like a child] I tried to stop the punks....but I got scared and I ran away...and tripped on the rack of sunglasses and all the sunglasses fell on me. I got up and ran into the street, but I couldn't see, so I fell down an open manhole. HOW IS THERE FOOTAGE OF THIS PART?!
Vex: Sewer-cam.
Rad: I tried to climb out of the sewer, but there was much poop in there, and I was so scared, I pooped in the poop! And I couldn't tell which poop was mine and which poop was already in there. And I thought, "well, there's not really a difference." And some of it got in my mouth....and I kind of LIKED IT! I LIKED POOP IN MY MOUTH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

Lasers and Liars[edit]

Sophistica: What did he say?
Accoutrement: He said "Accoutrement gets everything and the rest of you are all ugly and fat."

Panache: Look at that captain, Captain Panache! "Riding on the seas she's a Captain Panache!"

The Wedding of Rad (Lie)[edit]

Dazzle: The doggy style in particular seemed to resonate with younger viewers.

External links[edit]

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