Mulan II

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Mulan II is a 2004 American direct-to-video Disney animated film directed by Darrell Rooney and Lynne Southerland and is a sequel to the 1998 animated film Mulan (originally released by theaters). Much of the cast from the first film returned, excluding Eddie Murphy (Mushu).

She's primped. She's engaged. She's back. (taglines)

Mulan[edit]

  • Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
  • But I have another duty... to my heart.

Mushu[edit]

  • I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!
  • Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!
  • This is gonna be delicious!

Dialogue[edit]

Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China!
Mulan: It WAS last month.

[Li Shang rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room]
Li Shang: Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Mulan: [making a face] Really?... Who?
Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard] China.
Crowd: Congratulations! [cheers and applause]

Mulan: What is it with men and asking directions?
Li Shang: What is it with women and maps?

Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.
Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers.
[Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po tumble clumsily out from the matchmaker's house in the next shot]

Mulan: [after being asked if their wedding is going to be big] Absolutely!
Li Shang: Oh ho, no! Blue!
Mulan: Pink!
Li Shang: Mild.
Mulan: Spicy!
Li Shang: Yes!
Mulan: No!

Mushu: That boy can peel paint! Oops. [covers his mouth]
Li Shang: [gasps and covers his mouth, then steps out of his tent to find Mulan] That's enough! Where is she?
Mushu: I am good!
Li Shang: [storming over to Mulan] Mulan!
Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
Li Shang: General Hardhead? [makes a silly yet glaring face] Brushing my teeth?
Mulan: [curious] Is something wrong?
Li Shang: [scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word. [covers his mouth]
Mulan: [confused] Every word of what?
Li Shang: Don't play coy, I saw you outside my tent.
Mulan: What? I haven't left my post.
Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
Li Shang: I wouldn't want to PEEL your PAINT! [storms off while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao: [watching Shang leave] Changing of the guard.
Li Shang: [stops and turns back to Mulan] And next time, don't leave you're post! [storms off again]
Mulan: Hmph!
Yao: What's with him?
[Mulan growls in frustration]
Yao: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?

Yao: You should have seen the way she looked at me.
Ling: You mean with disgust?

Su: Wow. China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei? Mei?
Mei: Yes, beautiful. [about Yao; dreamily] Did you see the way he looked at me?
Ting Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
Mei: Gorilla? [hugs a pillow] He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
Su: But you didn't even talk to him.
Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be... coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
Ting Ting: He's gross?
Mei: [glaring] I mean under that.
Su: He smells?
[Mei throws a pillow at her]
Su: Ooof!
Mei: I can see past my nose.
[She crawls over to Su and Ting Ting]
Mei: Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...! [grabs a pillow and hugs it] There's something.
Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love!
Ting Ting: No, there'll be none of that. Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath.
Mei: You're right.

Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?
[Mulan takes his hand and smiles]
Mulan: Ah, there's nothing to forgive.

Mushu: Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?
Mulan: My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different.
Mushu: Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?
Mulan: Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.
Mushu: [laughs nervously] Just doing the best I can.
Mulan: Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.
Mushu: [chattering and gasped] AAAAH! Oh, I can't stand it no more. The only thing wrong with you and Shang......is me. I'm the one that got between you.
Mulan: What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
Mushu: Now, That was an accident, following several attempts at "on purpose".
Mulan: And it wasn't you outside Shang's tent.
Mushu: [gulps] He he, you know how I gab?
Mulan: And you woke him up after I left?
Mushu: It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.
Mulan: Mushu, what did you do?!
Mushu: I was banging pots and pans...
Mulan: NO! What did you do?
Mushu: [chattering] You was getting married! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!
Mulan: You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!
Mushu: I'm sorry!
Mulan: What you did was unforgivable.
Mushu: But you and Shang are so different!
Mulan: Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were you! I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him.
Mushu: Mulan, I'll make it up to you. I promise.
Mulan: Forget it. You've helped enough.

Mulan: [to Mushu] You're my most trusted friend! [hugs him]
Mushu: [starting to cry] Oh, that did it!

Li Shang: Now this is a battlefield.
Mulan: What's our strategy, General?
Li Shang: Divide and conquer.
[They both start to laugh]

Taglines[edit]

  • She's primped. She's engaged. She's back.
  • Huns beware, this girl's gonna beat you into the next year.
  • She's got a mission to attend to...right after her wedding.
  • Saving China was just The Beginning

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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