Mulan II

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Mulan II is a 2004 American direct-to-video Disney animated film directed by Darrell Rooney and Lynne Southerland and is a sequel to the 1998 animated film Mulan (originally released by theaters). Much of the cast from the first film returned, excluding Eddie Murphy (Mushu), Miriam Margolyes (The Matchmaker), James Hong (Chi-Fu), Chris Sanders (Little Brother), and Matthew Wilder (Ling's singing voice).

She's primped. She's engaged. She's back. (taglines)


  • Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
  • But I have another duty... to my heart.


  • I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!
  • Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!
  • This is gonna be delicious!


Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China!
Fa Mulan: It WAS last month.
Mushu: How time flies. Ya know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.
Fa Mulan: It's not every day I get engaged.
Mushu: No, I meant telling ME you're engaged. [Cri-Kee chirps] I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup. Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?
Fa Mulan: Oh, You're more than that, Mushu. You're my most trusted friend! [hugs him]
Mushu: [starting to cry] Oh, that did it!

[Li Shang rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Mulan's room]
Li Shang: Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Fa Mulan: [making a face] Really?... Who?
Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Mulan's front yard] China.
Crowd: CONGRATULATIONS! [cheers and applause]
Grandmother Fa: Isn't it wonderful? Sorry, it's sort of slapdash. Took us by surprise, you know.
Fa Mulan and Li Shang: [start to laugh]
Grandmother Fa: Make way for the happy couple. [They bows to them]
Li Shang: Now THIS is a battlefield.
Fa Mulan: What's our strategy, General?
Li Shang: Divide and conquer.
[They both start to laugh again]

Fa Mulan: [after being asked if their wedding is going to be big] Absolutely!
Li Shang: Oh ho, no! Blue!
Fa Mulan: Pink!
Li Shang: Mild.
Fa Mulan: Spicy!
Li Shang: Yes!
Fa Mulan: No!

Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.
Fa Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers.
Matchmaker: [to Ling, Chien-Po, and Yao, as they stumble clumsily out the front steps of her house in the next shot] AND STAY OUT! I've found wives for HUNDREDS of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself COULDN'T make love matches for YOU three! COME BACK WHEN YOU GET PERSONALITIES!
Ling: Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest... [Matchmaker throws the pot on his face] ...heroes.

Ling: And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of CHINA." [laughs] China. Get it?
Yao: You should have seen the way she looked at me.
Ling: You mean with disgust?

Su: Wow. China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei? Mei?
Mei: Yes, beautiful. [about Yao; dreamily] Did you see the way he looked at me?
Ting Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
Mei: Gorilla? [hugs a pillow] He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
Su: But you didn't even talk to him.
Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be... coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
Ting Ting: He's gross?
Mei: [glaring] I mean under that.
Su: He smells?
[Mei throws a pillow at her]
Su: Ooof!
Mei: I can see past my nose.
[She crawls over to Su and Ting Ting]
Mei: Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...! [grabs a pillow and hugs it] There's something.
Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love!
Ting Ting: No, there'll be none of that. Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath.
Mei: You're right.

Fa Mulan: Well, then, maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.
Li Shang: We can't wing it. We need a new plan. We have three days. What if we get lost?
Fa Mulan: Then we pull over and ask directions.
Li Shang: We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map.
Fa Mulan: What is it with men and asking directions?

Fa Mulan: Shang, I'm sorry. You're in charge of the mission.
Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?
Fa Mulan: [takes his hand and smiles] Ah, there's nothing to forgive.

Mushu: [doing a perfect voice imitation of Mulan on a dummy outside Shang's tent] General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!
Li Shang: [barely awake] Mulan?
Mushu: [still sounding like Mulan] The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!
Li Shang: [awakening slightly] Huh?
Mushu: [still imitating] I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em! [the dummy's head falls off accidently, then Mushu gasps as he places it back on] Oh, except for that garlic breath... [no longer imitating] Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops. [covers his mouth]
Li Shang: [gasps and covers his mouth, then angrily steps out of his tent to find Mulan] THAT'S ENOUGH! Where is she?
Mushu: I am good!
Li Shang: [angrily storming over to Mulan] MULAN!
Fa Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
Li Shang: General Hardhead? [makes a silly yet glaring face] Brushing my teeth?
Fa Mulan: [curious] Is... something wrong?
Li Shang: [angrily scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word. [covers his mouth]
Fa Mulan: [confused] Every word of what?
Li Shang: Don't play coy, I saw you outside my tent.
Fa Mulan: What? I haven't left my post.
Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Fa Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
Li Shang: I wouldn't want to PEEL your PAINT! [angrily storms off while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao: [watching Shang angrily leave] Changing of the guard.
Li Shang: [furiously stops and angrily turns back to Mulan] And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST! [angrily storms off again]
Fa Mulan: Hmph!
Yao: What's with him?
[Mulan angrily growls in frustration]
Yao: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?

Mushu: Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?
Fa Mulan: My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different.
Mushu: Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?
Fa Mulan: Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.
Mushu: [laughs nervously] Just doing the best I can.
Fa Mulan: Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.
Mushu: [chattering and gaspes] AAAAH! Oh, I can't stand it no more. The only thing wrong with you and me! I'm the one that got between you!
Fa Mulan: What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
Mushu: Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose".
Fa Mulan: And it wasn't YOU outside Shang's tent.
Mushu: [gulps] He he, you know how I gab?
Fa Mulan: And you woke him up after I left?
Mushu: It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.
Fa Mulan: Mushu, what did you do?!
Mushu: I was banging pots and pans...
Fa Mulan: NO! What did YOU do?
Mushu: [chattering] You was getting married! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!
Fa Mulan: You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!
Mushu: I'm sorry!
Fa Mulan: What you did was unforgivable.
Mushu: But you and Shang are so different!
Fa Mulan: Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were YOU! I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him.
Mushu: Mulan, I'll make it up to you. I promise.
Fa Mulan: Forget it. You've helped enough.

Li Shang: My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here. [Takes her hands] Right now.

[last line]
Mushu: Hey, yo, where's my masseuse? Saving China gives me knots you wouldn't believe.
Ancestors: [groans] Oh!
Mushu: And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a hero dragon deserve anything less? Draw my bath. Warm my towel. LET THE PAMPERING BEGIN!


  • She's primped. She's engaged. She's back.
  • Huns beware, this girl's gonna beat you into the next year.
  • She's got a mission to attend to...right after her wedding.
  • Saving China was just The Beginning


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