My Bloody Valentine 3D

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My Bloody Valentine 3D is a 2009 horror film about a killer who returns on Valentine's day to seek revenge on the survivors on the massacre years ago. It is a remake of the 1981 Canadian horror film of the same name.

Directed by Patrick Lussier. Written by Todd Farmer and Zane Smith
Get your heart broken. taglines

Tom Hanniger

  • Axel, I know you hate me and I don't really give a shit, but this is your wife. Stop lying to her!
  • No, listen to me! The words that Megan wrote in her Valentine, "Be mine forever"? Those are the same words written in blood above her dead body. Isn't that right, Axel?

Axel Palmer

  • [after Deputy Martin stops him from fighting Tom.] That's great. That's fucking wonderful... Fuck!
  • [to Tom] I'm going to rip your fucking head off.


Burke: [to a crime scene corpse] Happy fucking Valentine's Day.

Officer Hinch: [looking at a candy box with a human heart inside] Think I waited too long to retire.
Burke: You and me both, Hinch. Who did this?
Officer Hinch: Harry Warden.
Burke: Harry Warden's in a coma.
Officer Hinch: Guess he woke up.

[Jason scares Sarah in the mine]
Jason: What, you think I was Harry Warden or something? Hey, Michael, check this out.
[Harry Warden strikes Jason from behind, killing him with a pick axe.]

Michael: Jason, is that you?

Ben: Eloquent, Sheriff. You make us look like an inbred mining community.
Axel: We are an inbred mining community, Ben.

Axel: Hey, you missed me on TV.
Sarah: Oh, yes! That's right! How was he?
Ben: When you gonna dump this bum and run away with me?
Sarah: I get off work at 8.
Ben: Well, I'll be sure to tuck the top down the top on my Cadillac.

Irene: I am no hooker.
Frank: [tosses her a $20 bill] You are now.

Tom: What were you doing at the mine earlier?
Deputy Martin: I was doing my job.
Tom: Oh.
Deputy Martin: You're the suspect. Not me.

Axel: What did you just say to me?
Tom: Sarah settled for---
[Axel punches Tom and lunges at him.]
Axel: [lunges] Stay the fuck away from my wife! You hear me?! [Deputy Martin arrives and begins separates both Axel and Tom from the fight] Stay the fuck away from my wife!
[Martin finally separates the two.]
Deputy Martin: Calm down! Axel! Axel, calm down.
Axel: Lock him up, Martin! Lock him up!
Deputy Martin: I can't do that! The mine foreman confirmed that Tom was stuck in that cage when they came down. Somebody else was down there.
Axel: That's great. That's fucking wonderful. [leaves the room.] Fuck!

Deputy Ferris: You wanna take point?
Burke: [pauses] I'm retired.

Ben: [intoxicated] Damn Harry Warden. Got me aiming at shadows.

Tom: I know my job, Harry.
Warden: Like fuck you do, Hanniger. Just 'cause your daddy owns the mine doesn't mean you know shit.

Megan: Wait! I'm kinda pussy sometimes.
Sarah: [anxioused] Welcome to the club.

[A noise is heard in the shop.]
Sarah: [disturbed] Did you lock the front?
[Megan doesn't respond.]
Megan: Yes...

[Sarah holds Axel gunpoint.]
Axel: Jesus.
Sarah: Don't move, Axel.
Axel: Sarah, What are you doing?
Sarah: I found your hearts.
Axel: Hearts? What are you saying?
Sarah: Up in the house. Your fucking Valentine's hearts!
Axel: The Valentine from Megan? Look, I'm sorry. All right? It meant nothing-
Sarah: I'm not talking about fucking Megan! The hearts, Axel! The 300 fucking candy boxes you used to put the hearts in!
Axel: I-it-it's Tom, Sarah... Tom must have-
Sarah Palmer: Stop it! It's your house, Axel! The picture of me and Tom, you took it! It was there!
Axel: Tom must have put it there. Sarah, I've been working the past 72 hours! When would I have time to play psycho?!
[Tom appears]
Tom: You're the sheriff, Axel. I mean, you come and go as you please.
Sarah: [anxious; turns gunpoint to Tom] All right, Tom, stay back.
[Tom and Axel began stumbling to Sarah]
Tom: It's okay, Sarah.
Axel: All right-
Sarah: The both of you, stop fucking moving!
[Tom and Axel stop]
Axel: Sarah, look at me. Shoot him, and he won't move.
Tom: [turns to Axel] What? Axel, we're gonna get you help-
Axel: [to Tom] You are so full of shit! [turns to Sarah] Sarah, stop it! You don't fucking believe this guy?!
Tom: Axel, I know you hate me and I don't really give a shit - [points to Sarah] But this is your wife. Stop lying to her!
Axel: Shut up! [to Sarah] He's crazy! He was in an institution!
Tom: Oh, that's really nice. Nice try.
[Sarah starts to get anxious]
Axel: [gives up] Fuck it. Just shoot us both.
Sarah: What?
Tom: What?
Axel: Yeah, just shoot us both. Do it. Come on, it's your only choice. If you just shoot me, Sarah you'd still be down here with the killer.
Tom: What are you talking about? [to Sarah] Sarah, don't listen to him.
Axel: Sarah, do it.
Tom: He needs help, Sarah.
Axel: Do it. You have to do it, Sarah. Shoot us!
Tom: Nobody's shooting anyone, Axel.
Axel: Shoot us!
Tom: Sarah, listen to me!
Axel: Shoot us!
Sarah: [conflicted] Will you stop it?!
Tom: No Sarah, listen to me! The words that Megan wrote in her Valentine, "Be mine forever"? Those are the same words written in blood above her dead body! Isn't that right, Axel?
Axel: I'm gonna rip your fucking head off.
Sarah Palmer: [stops] How did you know that Megan was dead?
Tom: You told me?
Sarah: [points gun at Tom] No, I didn't. [Tom realizes his mistake] And how'd you know about the words written on the wall?


  • On January 16, Get Your Heart Broken.
  • Nothing says 'date movie' like a 3D ride to hell!
  • You can't get closer than this.
  • He's gonna break your heart.
  • Are you ready for your heart to be broken? He's going to do it.


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