Neighbors (2014 film)
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- For other uses of "Neighbors", see Neighbour.
Family vs. frat(taglines)
- [after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.
- Pete: He put his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
- Assjuice: I wasn't asleep.
- Pete: Bros before hoes.
- Pete: Junk before Trunk.
- Teddy: Balls before dolls.
- Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
- Teddy: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
- Pete: These nuts before skinny sluts.
- Teddy: Masturbate before ask her to date.
- Pete: Beef stew before watching The View.
- Teddy: Male erection before One Direction.
- Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
- Teddy: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
- Pete: Man purses before regular purses.
- Teddy: Sports before genital warts.
- Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.
- Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
- Teddy: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
- Family vs. frat
- The battle for the street begins.
- Seth Rogen as Mac Radner
- Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders
- Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie
- Dave Franco as Pete Regazolli
- Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy Blevins
- Carla Gallo as Paula Faldt
- Craig Roberts as Assjuice