Neighbors (2014 film)

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For other uses of "Neighbors", see Neighbour.

Neighbors is a 2014 comedy film starring Seth Rogen, Zac Efron and Rose Byrne. The film is about a middle-aged couple who find themselves at war with their new fraternity neigbors.

Family vs. frat(taglines)

Jimmy Blevins[edit]

  • [after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.


Pete: He put his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice: I wasn't asleep.

Pete: Bros before hoes.
Pete: Junk before Trunk.
Teddy: Balls before dolls.
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Teddy: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Pete: These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy: Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy: Male erection before One Direction.
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete: Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy: Sports before genital warts.
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.

Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.


  • Family vs. frat
  • The battle for the street begins.


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