Nice Dreams

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Nice Dreams is Cheech and Chong's third feature-length film, released in 1981 by Columbia Pictures. Tommy Chong directed the film.

The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream. (taglines)


Chong: You know what we should invest in? An old age home for hippies. Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the '60s, man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
Cheech: Oh yeah, we could call it "Laidback Manor".

Howie Hamburger Dude: Would you like to have a hamburger?

Sgt. Stedenko: The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.

Cheech: [talking to his plants] Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon, you'll need a training bra.

Chong: Hey, how much money do we have now?
Cheech: All together?
Chong: Yeah, all together?
Cheech: Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man! We have $17,000,000!
Chong: Really?
Cheech: Oh, wait, well, um, 17, something. Who cares? We're rich, man.

Sgt. Stedenko: You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it.

Sgt. Stedenko: [talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do...

Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke, this shit happens.
Chong: Hey, wait a minute, man. How come every time I do coke, you say that "every time you do coke" thing?

Cheech: Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh...

Chong: Man, Sherlock Holmes does coke!

Cheech: Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!

Chong: Will you sell me some of that stuff, man?
Howie Hamburger Dude: I sell sea shells.

Howie Hamburger Dude: You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur-


  • The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream.
  • The High Life Never Tasted So Good!


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