No Parking Hare
No Parking Hare is a 1954 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon short directed by Robert McKimson. The short was released on May 1, 1954, and stars Bugs Bunny. In the short, a bulky construction worker attempts to build a freeway through Bugs' home, but the latter refuses to move.
Bugs Bunny
[edit]- A man's home is his castle, and I'm staying right here, mac.
Dialogue
[edit]- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
- Construction worker: Huh? Well, for your information, long-ears, we're building a freeway.
- Bugs Bunny: Ohhhh, so that's it. I thought I was having a bad case of toimites. Well, thanks for the "info," pal. No hard feelings. Happy freeway. [goes down into his burrow briefly before resurfacing] FREEWAY? Hold it, mac! Hold it! Hoooooold it! There must be some mistake. You see, a freeway through here would wreck my home.
- [After building a scaffold to the top of Bugs Bunny's pillar, the worker tries to light a big stick of dynamite, planning to blow up Bugs and his home.]
- [Bugs Bunny lights a match at the bottom of his pillar, then blows it to the top of the scaffold. The match lights the dynamite prematurely.]
- Construction worker: [successfully activates his lighter] Aaahh. [sees that the dynamite was already lit] Uh-oh.
- [the resulting explosion causes the scaffold to disassemble, sending the worker falling a great height]
- [After landing, the worker picks up the pieces of his scaffold, then walks in a dazed manner into his shelter, dropping many of the pieces along the way.]