Norm Macdonald
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Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald (17 October 1959 – 14 September 2021) was a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor.
Quotes
[edit]- I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
- Television Guide, Vol. 45, Triangle Publications (1997)
- I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
- On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, 19 November 2000
- My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. … I come from a long line of death. That's my point. And so I fear it. I fear it a lot.
- Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed. Yeah, I thought it was the raping.
- To Jerry Seinfeld. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, 12 January 2017
- Roseanne was so broken up [after her show was canceled] that I got Louis to call her, even though Roseanne was very hard on Louis before that. But she was just so broken and just crying constantly. There are very few people that have gone through what they have, losing everything in a day. Of course, people will go, 'What about the victims?' But you know what? The victims didn' t have to go through that.
- 11 September 2017
- I am completely behind the #MeToo movement. You'd have to have Down Syndrome to not feel sorry for— #MeToo is what you want for your daughters and you want that to be the future world, of course"
- 12 September 2018
- Every generation has believed they lived ins the End Time, @NellScovell. It is a product of Man's narcissism. Deeply, we believe that when we die, so then does the world. Which is true. Because when we die, we don't disappear, the world does.
- Tweet to @NellScovell, Twitter 1:04 AM · (26 July 2019)
- The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful, it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Based on a True Story: A Memoir by Norm Macdonald
- You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.
- Said on The Late Show With David Letterman.[1]
Quotes about MacDonald
[edit]- Macdonald is currently 49, and looks worryingly like he'll be hailed as one of the greats only in retrospect. Watch him at your earliest convenience, and start making recommendations soon.
