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- "Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I got a beautiful feeling everything's going my way" - Curly
- "He told me they were the cats with the softest fur on their tails!" - Ado Annie on why the peddler was comparing her to a persian cat.
- "I cain't say no!" - Ado Annie
- "Shoot things!" - Judd Fry
- "I don't say I'm no better than anybody else, but I'll be darned if I aint just as good" - Aunt Eller