One Hundred and One Dalmatians

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One Hundred and One Dalmatians (often abbreviated as 101 Dalmatians) is a 1961 American Walt Disney Productions animated film.

Pongo

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  • Perdy, we'll take them home with us. All of them. Our pets would never turn them out.

Anita Radcliffe

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  • Oh, it'll bet at least three weeks. [chuckling] No rushing these things, you know?
  • Oh, Cruella...

Jasper Badun

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  • I'll skin one of them spotted hyenas if it's the last thing I do!
  • Outta my way, ya barkin' haystack, or I'll knock your blinkin' block off!
  • [to Horace while closing in on the moving van] See, nothing to it! I'll give 'em a bit of a nudge, [cackles] AND SHOVE 'EM IN THE DITCH! HA-HA!
  • Ah, shut up!

Other

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  • Anita Radcliffe: [humming, chuckling] Such a clever, lyrics.
  • Roger Radcliffe: [chuckling] Melody first, my darling. And then, the lyrics, hmm?
  • The Colonel: By Jove, yes! So, it is. Well, she what you want.
  • Horace Badun: Oh, no you don't, Jasper! I'll pop 'em on the head and you do the skinnin'!
  • The Truck driver: [to Cruella de Vil as she rams his vehicle] Hey, lady! What in thunder are you trying to do?! [to himself, muttering] Crazy woman driver!

Dialogue

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Cruella de Vil: [bursts through the door] Anita, darling!
Anita Radcliffe: How are you?
Cruella de Vil: [gleefully] Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched!
Cruella de Vil: When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?
Roger Radcliffe: Never!
Cruella de Vil: What?
Roger Radcliffe: [nervously, but standing his ground] We're not selling the puppies. Not a single one. Do you understand?
Cruella de Vil: Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger.
Anita Radcliffe: Well, Cruella, he seems-
Cruella de Vil: Surely he must be joking.
Roger Radcliffe: [more firmly] No, no, no, I mean it. You're not getting one. Not one! And that's final!
[Pongo nods at Cruella de Vil in agreement]
Cruella de Vil: Why, you horrid man! You... you... All right. Keep the little beasts for all I care! [angrily rips up the check] Do as you like with them. Drown them! [furiously throws the pieces of ripped check paper at Roger] But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait! You'll be sorry! You fools! You...YOU IDIOTS! [she angrily slams the door and Pongo barks loudly at her as she drives away]
[As Roger and Anita take Pongo and Perdita for a walk]
Jasper Badun: There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park.
Horace Badun: Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.
Jasper Badun: Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle!
Horace Badun: Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking-
Jasper Badun: [grabs him angrily] YOU'VE BEEN THINKING?! Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.
Nanny: Now, who do you suppose...? [answers the door]
Jasper Badun: Good evening, ma'am. We're here to inspect the wiring and the switches.
Horace Badun: And we're from the gas company.
Jasper Badun: [angrily prods Horace] Electric, electric.
Horace Badun: Oh. Electric company!
Nanny: Oh, but we didn't call for any inspection.
Jasper Badun: Oh yes, I know. See, there's a new Act just passed in Parliament. Comes under the heading of the "Defence of the Realm Act": Article Four, Section 29. Very important - it's the law! And it's for your own safety, ma'am.
Nanny: Well, I don't care what Parliament, Realm or whatever it is says. You're not coming in here, not with the Mister and the Missus gone.
Jasper Badun: Oh, now. Come off it, Ducky. We got no time to palaver. We got a job to do. EXCUSE ME! [rudely storms through the door]
Nanny: What's the matter with you two?! You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here! [clumsily falls on her bottom]
Jasper Badun: Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? [laughs mockingly, then evilly heads upstairs]
Nanny: [angrily chasing Jasper] Don't you dare go up there! You big long-legged lummox! Now I mean it! If you don't get out of this house, I'll call the police, I will! Now be off with you, you big...you big weasel!
Jasper Badun: Now you've been gone and done it. You've cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to. [Nanny angrily throws a teapot at him, but it misses and breaks] Not even for a cup of tea! [evilly calling down for Horace while trapping Nanny in the attic] Oi! Horace, me lad! I've got a sneaky suspicion we're not welcome here! [we see Horace downstairs with a bag, heading for the puppies in the kitchen] Pack up, we're leaving! Sharp's the word, and quick's the action.
Nanny: [angrily pulls on the door] Let me out! Help! I'll call the police! Help!
[Jasper evilly lets go of the door, and she falls backward into a cello, breaking it]
Jasper Badun: [offscreen] Goodnight, Ducky! Ta-ta!
Nanny: [furiously gets up] Why, these sure-for-nothing hoodlums! Electric company? Huh! [goes over to the window, and sees them drive off] They're nothing but common sneak thieves. [angrily runs down the stairs to the kitchen] I'll bet they made off with the best silver. Why, I bet they took every last... [as she gets there, she is horrified to find the empty puppies' bed] The puppies! The puppies, they're gone! [looks around frantically] Patch?! Lucky?! Rolly?! Oh, they took the puppies! [runs out the kitchen and out on the street] Oh...whatever will I do? Those scoundrels! They stole the puppies! Police? Help! The puppies! Police! Somebody help me out! Help! Help! Help!
[Jasper calls Cruella de Vil on the phone]
Cruella de Vil: Hello? Jasper! Jasper, you idiot! How dare you call here!
Jasper Badun: But we don't want no more of this 'ere! We want our boodle! [as Horace tries to get his attention] We'll settle for half!
Cruella de Vil: Not one schilling till the job's done. Understand?
Horace Badun: Jasper! [shows him the morning newspaper]
Jasper Badun: It's right here in the blinkin' papers! Pictures and all!
Cruella de Vil: Hang the papers! It'll be forgotten tomorrow.
Horace Badun: I don't like it, Jasper. I don't-
Jasper Badun: [to Horace] Ah, shaddup, you idiot!
Cruella de Vil: [thinking she was insulted] WHAT?!?!
Jasper Badun: [on the phone] No, no, not you, miss! I mean Horace here!
Cruella de Vil: [annoyed] Why, you imbecile! [angrily slams down the phone]
Pongo: Perdy...I'm afraid it's all up to us.
Perdita: Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?
Pongo: Well, yes. There's the twilight bark.
Perdita: The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.
Pongo: Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.
[Barking in the distance]
The Colonel: Sounds like a number. Three fives are 13.
Sergeant Tibbs: Um, ah, that's 15, sir.
The Colonel: 15? Of course 15! [more barking] Yes, dot, spot, spot, spotted puddings...poodles...No, no, puddles!
The Captain: Puddles, sir?
The Colonel: 15 spotted puddles stolen, oh, balderdash!
Sergeant Tibbs: Better double-check it, Colonel.
The Colonel: Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I suppose I better. [barks, then barking in the distance in response] Two woofs, one yip and a woof.
Sergeant Tibbs: It sounds like puppies, sir.
The Colonel: Of course, puppies!
[An angry Cruella de Vil catches Jasper and Horace watching television]
Cruella de Vil: I've got no time to argue. I tell you it's got to be done tonight. [turns off the TV] Do you understand?! Tonight!
Horace Badun: But they ain't big enough.
Jasper Badun: You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole kaboodle.
Sergeant Tibbs: [spying] Coats?! Dog-skin coats?!
Cruella de Vil: Then we'll settle for half a dozen! We can't wait! The police are everywhere! I want the job done tonight!
Horace Badun: How are we gonna do it?
Cruella de Vil: Any way you like! Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head! You got any chloroform?
Jasper Badun: Not a drop.
Horace Badun: And no ether...either.
Jasper Badun: [violently bonks Horace on the head with his wine-bottle] "Eye-ther"!
Cruella de Vil: I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but DO IT! AND DO IT NOW!
Jasper Badun: Aw, please, miss. Now have pity, will ya? Can't we see the rest of the show first?
Horace Badun: We want to see "What's My Crime?"
[Jasper starts to drink from his bottle, but Cruella de Vil furiously snatches it and angrily throws it into the fireplace, where the ignited alcohol causes an explosion. The puppies hide behind the furniture in fear.]
Cruella de Vil: [hits their faces] Now listen, you idiots! I'll be back first thing in the morning. And the job better be done or I'll... I'll... I'll call the police! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! [She slams the door behind her in a fit of rage; the slam causes a chunk of the ceiling to come loose and fall on Horace's head]
Horace Badun: I think she means it, Jasper.
Jasper Badun: Ah...we'll get on with it as soon as the show's over! [turns the TV back on]
Jasper Badun: [cackling wickedly] Ah, ha-ha-ha! Now, we’ve got ‘em, Horace. They‘ve run out of room! Hey, what have we got here? A couple of spotted hyenas? C’mon, Horace, old pal. Give ‘em what for. I’m right behind ya, lad.
Horace Badun: [accidentally hits Jasper]
Jasper Badun: Oof! Oh, you clumsy clod! [angrily kicks Horace]
Horace Badun: Hey, Jasper! I’ll knock the spots off you! Let go! Let go!
[Perdita bites Horace's pant leg. Jasper swings a chair and Pongo jumps on him]
The Colonel: Well, by George!
[A puppy barks. Jasper scowls and the puppy scampers off]
Jasper Badun: [violently kicks Pongo against the wall] You mangy mongrel!
Pongo: [shakes his head dizzily]
Jasper Badun: I’ll knock your blinking block off!
Pongo: [angrily bites Jasper's rear end]
Jasper Badun: YEOW!!
The Colonel: [looks through a hole in the door] Blast ‘em, Tibs. Go on, give ‘em what for.
Sergeant Tibbs: No, no, Colonel! Retreat, retreat!
The Colonel: Yes. Oh, yes, of course. Retreat! Retreat, on the double!
[The puppies follow Sergeant Tibbs and the Colonel to the front door. Perdita attacks Horace]
Horace Badun: Help, Jasper, Jasper! Get me outta here!
Jasper Badun: Hey, Horace, they’re fighting dirty!
Horace Badun: Oh, oh, oh! [falls in the fireplace] Oh, oh, oh! [hits his head in the fireplace and bolts away, as he puts out the flames on the seat of his pants] JASPER!
Jasper Badun: HORACE!
[With his pants on fire, Horace knocks Jasper against a wall. It cracks and the ceiling collapses on them]
Pongo: C’mon, Perdy. Let’s go.
[The two dogs follow the paw prints in the snow. Horace and Jasper go outside]
Jasper Badun: [angrily shakes his fist] I’ll skin every one of them little spotted hyenas if it’s the last thing I do!
Perdita: Please, children, don't quarrel.
Pongo: Say...Perdy, I've got an idea. [rolls around in soot]
Perdita: Pongo, what on Earth...?
Pongo: Look! I'm a Labrador! We'll all roll in the soot! We'll all be Labradors!
Labrador: Say! That is an idea!
Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
Cadpig: Mother, should we?
Perdita: [sighs] Do as your father says.
Pepper: This'll be fun!
Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!
[The van makes a left turn out of Dinsford and takes the main road to London. Pongo and Perdita look at the road going away behind them and look back at the puppies hiding in the furniture. Just then, Cruella de Vil and the Baduns drive up in their vehicles, with Cruella de Vil quickly following the van and the Baduns taking an opposite road.]
Perdita: Pongo! There she is: Cruella!
[Cruella de Vil comes from behind the van and rams against it to force it off the road]
The Man: [angrily] Hey, lady, what in thunder are you tryin’ to do?! Crazy woman driver!
[Cruella de Vil re-appears from the left and slams into the van again. She thrashes against the van wildly, almost flinging the puppies away, while the driver struggles to keep his van on the road. Just then, she sees a road barrier and tries to stop her car, but it crashes through the barrier and ends up in a ditch, while the van crosses the bridge. That does not stop Cruella de Vil, as she puts her car in reverse and goes full speed ahead on the other side of the hill. Her car reaches the top and hits a grove of trees, shedding off some of its parts. Cruella is now a psychopath on wheels, as her car resembles a hot rod now.]
Perdita: [sees the Baduns traveling down a mountain road] Pongo, look!
[The Baduns also have plans to crash the van. Jasper is wickedly confident about this, while Horace holds onto the roof support for dear life.]
Horace Badun: JASPER!
Jasper Badun: [wickedly cackling] There ain’t nothin’ to it! I’ll give him a nudge And shove him in the dirt! Ha-ha!
[Then, Cruella de Vil returns, rage appears in Cruella de Vil's scary eyes, and the parents gape in horror. Cruella de Vil rams her car against the van's rear-end bumper and swerves the van in both directions to destroy it.]
Pongo: Perdy, watch out!
[The battle continues with both drivers fighting for control over the road, until they near the junction where Horace and Jasper are preparing to make their move.]
Horace Badun: [Accidentally snaps the steering wheel off] JASPER!
Jasper Badun: HORACE!
[Horace and Jasper's truck swerves out of control down the mountain and crashes into Cruella de Vil's car and both automobiles and drivers go flying into the air as they fall into the riverbank]
Cruella de Vil: [angrily calls Jasper and Horace names] You idiots! You, you fools! You imbeciles!
Jasper Badun: [annoyed] Ah, shut up!
[Cruella de Vil continues slams her fist on a tire while she continues sobbing]
Roger Radcliffe: [after counting the puppies] A hundred and one!
Anita Radcliffe: A hundred and one? My, where did they all come from?
Roger Radcliffe: Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!

Taglines

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  • The 101 Dalmatians (1961) Animation is directed by Clyde Geronimi and Hamilton Luske. Based on the novel by Dodie Smith and was released on January 25, 1961.
  • 101 Dalmatians (1961) Animation runs for 79 minutes and is produced by Walt Disney Productions.
  • J. Pat O’Malley, is the voice of Colonel, David Frankham, is the voice of Sgt. Tibbs, Thurl Ravenscroft, is the voice of Captain, Martha Wentworth, is the voice of Nanny, Marjorie Bennett, is the voice of Duchess, Queenie Leonard, the voice of Princess, Lisa Davis, the voice of Anita, and Cate Bauer, is the voice of Perdita.

Cast

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