Open Season (2006 film)

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This here is my home.

Open Season is a 2006 in film American computer animation comedy-drama film about Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule reindeer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.

Directed by Roger Allers, Jill Culton. Written by Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman.

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Boog[edit]

  • [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Bonny Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the tablets taste almost exactly like the zoos But that's messed up.
  • [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
  • The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my milady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
  • Behold! The Mighty… Grizzly! Goodnight.
  • When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!
  • All right, fishies, give it up for Boog!
  • Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
  • I'm not workin' with this guy.
  • This here is my home.

Elliot[edit]

  • [Singing to the tune of "The Bonny Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a o opens who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent troll who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude troll's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
  • [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a waters
  • [Wearing a games dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
  • [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
  • Coming this fall.
  • Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
  • Then you say it.

Dialogue[edit]

McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
Boog: What?
McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
Boog: Yeah, you and what army?
[As McSquizzy whistles, several gray squirrels appear]
Gray Squirrels: Oy!
Boog: Oh, that army.
Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn. Check it out.
Boog: All right, where's home?
Elliot: Or maybe call this a moonburn. Check it out.
[Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
Elliot: Ow!
Elliot: Boogster, what's the delio?
Maria the Skunk: Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie the Skunk: You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!
Boog: I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?
Elliot: Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!
Boog: [nods] All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)
Elliot: Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.
Boog: [They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and washes him with some water, then dries himself with some rabbits] The woods is no place for a bear!
Elliot: I'm a little light-headed.
[His remaining antler cracks off]
[Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!
Elliot: hey hey calm down! Something is not different. But for a matter of fact, I have something to tell you. Look over there there's some paint nearby where you can attack with.
Reilly the Mole: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show. I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!
Beth: You're in big trouble, mister!
Boog: [to Beth] Sheesh!
[Boog passes out]
Boog: OW!!!
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
Beth: UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.
Boog: Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Elliot: oh cut that out.
Boog: don't ever call me that!
Captain Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth: I'm not mothering him.

[Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]

Beth: Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
Captain Gordy: That's enough, Beth? [Boog then vomits on the window]

[Beth sighs] Beth: One more summer.

Captain Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
Captain Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.
Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
McSquizzy: Get off my trees, you buck-toothed sporran!
Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.
Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the milady in the shorts?
Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the oxen come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the oxen come home." Where have the oxen been?
McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!
Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie.
Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog: No, you're not a loser.
Elliot: Yes, I am!
Boog: No, you're not!
Elliot: Yes!
Boog: No!
Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fished, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot: I have a glass eye.
Boog: I can't snap.
Elliot: I thought log was a colour.
Boog: I can't see my toes!
Elliot: I killed a man (with this thumb)!
[both laugh]
Elliot: [sighs] Well, at least you've got a home.
Boog: Home. Yeah. I sure hope so.
Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
[He turns right]
Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey.
[He turns left]
[Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
Shaw: If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.
[Repeated line]
Buddy: Buddy!
Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Ian: "Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
Beaver #1: Wood. You want to trade?
McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!
[Boog wakes up to discover he's in the woods.]
Boog: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [his scream echoes throughout the forest] Where's home Turning point of the sound of school amigo baby m it’s turn It's gone! Someone stole it!
[Elliot comes out of the bag]
Elliot: Hey. Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes with fury]
Boog: YOU!!!!!!
[Boog takes the bag off of him and walks over to a steep cliff]
Elliot: No, I didn't do it!
Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing. What is it, Elliot? What is it?!
Elliot: Wait. Don't tell me i
Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!! You nearly know that miss home.
Elliot: Aww! I was just gonna say turn
Boog: My garage is missing breakfast lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing! And it's all... your... fault!
Elliot: What're you gonna do? [Boog lets go of Elliot's antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs Elliot] Aaaaaahhhhh!!!... [Boog holds Elliot up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling; chuckles] You're funny. I thought "maybe, then I was like uh-uh and then—"
[Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder.]
Shaw: Huh? Uh, wait, no, no, no. [shouts] No!
Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh! I get it! You're like a pet! [chuckles]
Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.
Iandore: Herd! Circle formation!
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
Iandore: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]
Captain Gordy: FREEZE!
Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]
Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
[both laugh]
[as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!

[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs]

Mr. Weenie the Dog: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.
Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!
Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Someone's been eatin' my candy. [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!
Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy!
Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"
Captain Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw: What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
Gordy: Where? On interstate?
[the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
Shaw: [chuckles] Sorta.
Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]
McSquizzy: That was just a warning, all right? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt]
[After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Animals: Yeah, that's right!
Boog: What? What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge the Duck: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah! What about us?
Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)
Boog: Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
Animals: What? Fight? What he'd say?
Buddy: The F word?
Boog: That's right. if there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And y'all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Animals: Yeah, kind of did.
Serge: I didn't.
Buddy: Sorry.
Boog: So let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Animals: Yeah!
McSquizzy: HEY!
Boog: OUCH!
McSquizzy: Why is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in! [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns too!
Giselle the Antelope: So what's the plan, Boog?
Boog: Oh, we gonna run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
Elliot: So how are we both gonna fit in the helicopter? She's coming back, right?
Boog: Who?
Elliot: The shorts milady. Boog?!
Boog: Hey, big guy.
Reilly: What's up, Tidy?
Boog: What's up?

Taglines[edit]

  • One Fur All & All Fur One.
  • The Season Is Changing.
  • Boyz 'N The Wood.
  • The Odd Are About To Get Even.
  • From Mild To Wild.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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