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The Neverland Escape is a 2000 film directed by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas that stars Joseph Fiennes, Salli Richardson, Hugh Dillon, Daniel Radcliffe, Jack Palance and Christopher Lloyd. It tells the story of David Xanatos, Eliza Maza, Owen Burnett, and Hogarth Hughes, a pessimistic heroes who lives his life "based on statistics," who faces his fears in an animated world with three books: Horror, Adventure, and Fantasy, and the island of Neverland who could turn into Everland by cursed sorcerers: Rasputin, Rothbart, and Darla Dimple. Based on "The Everland Island Returns" created by Twisted-Wind.

David Xanatos[edit]

  • [repeated line] Look at this, Save-4-Less, grocery store. Wow!


Prof. Dewey: Welcome to the library, young man. Don't tell me, you're here for a special book.
David Xanatos: Uh, Mister...
Prof. Dewey: Stop, stop stop, let me guess. I have a talent for guessing what people need. You're in need of... [starts speaking magically] a fantasy. Brave knights, mythical faeries, ferocious dragons.
David Xanatos: Look, all I want is...
Prof. Dewey: [grabbing him and speaking excitedly] Adventure!! Of course, you're a boy who loves adventure, brimming with wicked demons, cutthroat pirates.
David Xanatos: No, no. That's not it.
Prof. Dewey: Horror. [speaking scarily while creeping toward him] Oh, horror. Evil demons, wretched monsters, haunted houses, graveya-a-rds. Yes, it's horror for you, boy. I'm sure of it. [back to normal voice] Your library card, please.

David Xanatos: Adventure! Say hello to fantasy!
Adventure: I heard that! And I would let you know, I'm a Classic!
Fantasy: Mm-hmm, a classic misprint.
Adventure: Why, you old sea serpent! I'll rip out your pages, and use them for--! (slips off) OH NO! (falls to the ground)!
David Xanatos: (really freaking out) Do something!
Fantasy: Hmm... (Gives you a blast of wand, then Adventure falls and crashed down) Oops. Ha, ha, I forgot my wand doesn't always work outside of the fantasy section.
David Xanatos: You mean you can't wish us to the exit?
Derek Maza: Me either?
Eliza Maza: Me either Too?
Owen Burnett: I do too?

Owen Burnett: The wizards has been captured by Captain Hook, and his mangy pirates. But the enchanter was only punished.
Rothbart: I'm not just captured yet Captain Hook until i'll get back. Someday, i'll get my power back. When i come back to you, you've never captured me when these are 4 wretched masters remain 1 you. When i turn the Neverland into the Everland. Everything you own! Everything you love! Will Be Mine!
(Captain Hook disgrace rothbart away)
Owen Burnett: If Rothbart have darkside of the plot, he could leaving how to build a wizard tower.
(rothbart cutting off the tree)
Owen Burnett: He cut off the indian forest.
(rothbart cracking the rock with the power)
Owen Burnett: He creaked, cracked and clycked the rocks.
(rothbart building a door)
Owen Burnett: And even darkness, will find them all.
(rothbart making a blocks)
Owen Burnett: And will stop and destroy you.
(rothbart making a rooftop)

[David goes in his cabin and lays on the bed, a pair of telescopic eyes looks at him]
Mole: You...have disturbed...the dirt!
David Xanatos: Uh, pardon me?
Mole: You disturbed the dirt! [Pulls off blanket, exposing clumps of dirt with little European flags] Dirt from around the globe, spanning the centuries! Ack! What have you done?! England must never merge with France!
David Xanatos: What's it doing in my bed?!
Mole: You ask too many questions! Who are you?! Who sent you?! Speak up!
David Xanatos: Me, I'm, David Xanatos!
Mole: Bah! I will know soon enough!
[Grabs David's hand]
David Xanatos: Hey, hey, hey! Let go!
Mole: Do not be such a crybaby! Hold still!
[Mole take a tiny dirt sample from Milo's fingernail with tweezers]
Mole: Aha! there you are! Now tell me your story, my little friend...
[Looks at dirt with his magnifying goggles]
Mole: Parchment fibre from the Nile Delta circa 500 B.C., lead pencil No. 2, paint flecks of a type used in government buildings, you have a cat, short hair Persian, two years old, third in a litter of seven. These are all the microscopic fingerprints of the mapmaker... [licks dirt] and linguist!
David Xanatos: Hey, how'd you...
Mole: [holds his hands on him] You know, i like you david xanatos! Shall we.
David Xanatos: Yes Gaetan Moliere, now i just call you mole...
Mole: [throws David's bags and jacket at him] Well Then This is an outrage! You must leave at once! Out-out-out-out-OUT! [tries to push David out of cabin but skippy, sis, and tagalong holds the swords at him]
David Xanatos: The swords are holding by the children.
[Mole hisses at the soap bar and runs to his bed.]
David Xanatos: Aha. The small mailman robin hood.
Skippy Rabbit: Not yet, i'm not small mailman! I am Skippy Rabbit!
Adventure: [holds his sword] Neither than Xanatos
Horror: [throws the sword on the floor]] No-no-no-no-NO! You can't hunt the rabbits. They'll friends.
Adventure: [pushing horror] Say that words! I'm hunting rabbits.
Horror: You can't hunt the Whoa! [mole's bed crashed] Uh-oh.
Adventure: Now look what you've done!
[mole's bed falling and crashed down]
Horror: Oopsey.
Mole: You...have disturbed...the dirt!
Skippy Rabbit: Oopsey indeed. (laughing continues)
David Xanatos: Yes. Awful isn't it.
Mole: [throws David's bags and jacket at him] This is an outrage! You must leave at once! Out-out-out-out-OUT! [tries to push David out of cabin until he runs into Sweet]
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Uh-oh. Sat in the dirt, didn't you? Molière, now what have I told ya about playing nice with the other kids?! [holds up a bar of soap] Get back! I got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it! [Mole hisses at the soap bar and runs to his bed. Sweet whips his towel at him] Back, foul creature! Back into the pit from whence you came!
Adventure: Oopsey.
Dr. Joshua Sweet: The name's Sweet, Joshua Sweet. Medical officer.
David Xanatos: Yeah. David Xanatos.
Dr. Joshua Sweet: David Xanatos, you're my three o'clock! [reaches into his back and pulls out a saw] Well, no time like the present.
David Xanatos: [stares at the saw] Oh, boy!
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Nice, isn't it? The catalogue says that this little beauty can saw through a femur in 28 seconds. I'm betting I can cut that time in half! [puts the saw away and comes out with a tongue depresser] Now, stick out your tongue and say "Ah"!
David Xanatos: Oh, no really, I-- [Sweet puts toungue depresser in his mouth] Ahhg!
Dr. Joshua Sweet: So where're you from? [David grunts something] Really? I have family up that way! Beautiful country up there! You do any fishing?
David Xanatos: Oh...a little...
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell, hate all those little bones. [as he speaks he does several things from putting the depresser away to taking David's pulse, then finally pulls up two bottles] Here, I'm gonna need you to fill these up.
David Xanatos: [spits out thermometer] With what?!
Morgan: [on PA] Would David Xanatos please report to Governor Ratcliffe?
David Xanatos: Thank you...I mean, nice meeting you. [david, adventure, horror, fantasy, skippy, sis, and tagalong runs off]
Dr. Joshua Sweet: [watching David Xanatos run off] Uh-huh, nice meeting you too.

(Mansley is talking to a construction worker about the power surge)
Kent Mansley: Frankly, I'm not entitled to reveal the specifics of the division I work for, and all of that implies...
Marv: Do you mean...national security?
Kent Mansley: Let's put it this way. Every once in a while, things happen that just can't be rationalized in a conventional way. But the people want to know that their government has a response. I am that response.

Adventure: There goes me ticket out of here! Uh...
Crows Nest Military: Governor! Come take look at this!!!
Governor Ratcliffe: Okay! Class dismissed. Look under the sea!
(turned on the flashlights)
Eliza Maza: Look at that!
David Xanatos: My god, look. there's a whale under your boat!
Adventure: But the whale are wretched monsters, called white whale. Named.....(soluting)Moby Dick!

Rothbart: Today is the new day! Everything you own! Everything you love! Will be mine.
Horror: So, do I think I'm scaring it? He shouldn't swim right after eating you know, he'll get cramps.
Adventure: Where did he go?
Helga Sinclair: How ever was? Is gone now!
Governor Ratcliffe: Gentlemen, we're save now. Type your search panel and then search for my soul of....
Eliza Maza: Aaaahh! (The Whales movement)
Derek Maza: What was that?
David Xanatos: Is the giant whale.
Adventure: Row! Row for your lives!
Derek Maza: [shrieking] 'Look Out! [he caughts with a Moby Dick]
Adventure: Defend The Ship--!
Engineer: [engineer jumps off the boat] Waa-hooooooh!
Governor Ratcliffe: [The Whale attacks the submarine] Tell Kent Mansley to melt the butter and break out the bibs. I want this lobster served up on a silver platter!
Colonel Rogard: Gotta code red! Repeat! Code red! Sound alarm!
Fantasy: He's pocessed.
Horror: He's scaring.
Adventure: He's might be clobbered by butler-yoy.

Travis Marshall: RATCLIFFE! We took a big hit down here and we're taking on water fast! I don't wanna be around when it hits the boilers!
Governor Ratcliffe: How much time do we have?
Travis Marshall: 20 minutes, if the bulkhead holds.
[Distant explosion]
Travis Marshall: You better make that 5.
Travis Marshall: You heard the men. Let's move!
David Xanatos: Move? Where? Move where?
Adventure: All hands on deck! Let's get out of here.
Horror: How does white whale straight for them?
Kent Mansley: Police Chief Morgan, sound the alarm!
Morgan: [on the phone] And he took his suitcase? Kent Mansley, I think he's coming back!
Kent Mansley: MORGAN!
Morgan: Not Gonna have to call you forever. [slight pause] No, no, I'll call you.

Vinny Santorini: You did just drink that, did you?!
David Xanatos: Mm-hmm.
Vinny Santorini: That's not good! That's nitroglycerin!
[David holds his breath]
Vinny Santorini: Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything. Except pray, and...
Skippy Rabbit: [jumps up behind David, scaring him] BOOM!
[Vinny and Skippy laugh.]

Governor Ratlciffe: Looks like we have a dark misty bridge. [looks to Amos] Amos, what do you think?
Amos Slade: I could cross the bridge that if I had about two hundred of these [points to a knife in his hand]...Problem is I only got about [counts on fingers] ten, plus, you know, [pulls up a small bag] five of my own and a couple of shotgun... [pulls out a arrows]...Arrows... [pulls out a bows]...Bows... [pulls out a ropes]...American Ropes... [pulls out a sniper rifle]...Sniper Rifle...
Clayton: Hey, too bad we have to make some bows and arrows on long long ropes for him, eh, Xanatos?
[David Xanatos gives Amos an angry look while Skippy, Toby, Sis, and Tagalong laughs hysterically.]

[Mole's digger breaks down.]
Mole: [coughs] Oh...this stupid! [banging his head against the steering wheel] You! Are! Stupid!
Derek Maza: I don't understand it. I just tuned this thing up this morning...
[Derek Maza climbs into vehicle and throws random bolts and pipes out.]
Derek Maza: [from inside digger] It looks like the boiler's shot. I'm gonna have to pull a spare from one of the trucks.
David Xanatos: Uh, could I just...
Derek Maza: ¡No toques nada! I'll be right back. [walks away]
[David grabs the wrench and begins turning valves, then hits it. The vehicle starts again.]
Kent Mansley: Hey, what'd you do?
[David starts raving on about how the boiler is like the Smithsonian's.]
Kent Mansley: Yeah, yeah, thank you very much. Shut up.
[Kent Mansley spins around to face David, her hand clenched in a fist. David flinches.]
Kent Mansley: I'll get you envinence.
David Xanatos: Uhh...
[Kent punches David twice. Skippy laughs at him.]

Vinny Santorini: My family owned a flower shop. We would sell roses, carnations, baby's breath, you name it. One day, I'm making about three dozen corsages for this prom, you know, the one they put on the wrist, and everybody, they come. "Where is it?", "When is it?", "Does it match my dress?" It's a nightmare. Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door of gas or what, BOOM! No more Chinese laundry. Blew me right through the front window. [Lights match] It was like a sign from God. I found myself in that boom.
Kent Mansley: [after Vinny ask about Captain Hook] What's wrong with my Captain Hook?
Dr. Joshua Sweet: [after David asks about Captain Hook] Trust me on this, you don't wanna know. Kent Mansley, Vinny, don't tell him. You shouldn't a told me, but you did, and now I'm tellin' you, you don't wanna know.

Rothbart: (nudging Rasputin) That's it, i got it, we can help Darla find David Xanatos. And bring them to Darla!
Darla Dimple: (to Rothbart, who has been listening) Stupid rabbit, has been escaping from the tree. That turtle is mine!
Rasputin: (to Darla, who has been listening) Now my Leo and Grunk has trapped into the lion house, behind Rothbart's Dark Purposes Tower. Of the last day for my ruble painting named Professor Dewey..Will..Die
(lighting strikes)

David Xanatos: Hold your fire, the vehicles must be fixed by engineers.
Skippy Rabbit: Yeah [dismount the black horse] this is crazy, this wasn't my fault.
Owen Burnett: Why couldn't we say so?
Eliza and Derek: We did say so.
Amos Slade: What is that smell?
Clayton: Is the vortex of horse pooping my brother. We got to fix my truck
Colonel Rogard: Good call, Mansley. [Speaks on comunicator] Secure the area. Let's find out what this thing is and who sent it.
Kent Mansley: I wouldn't worry about this, David Xanatos. It isn't really happening. This is only... a bad forest on bad fire.
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Hold on, back up! Are you saying this whole volcano can blow at any time?
Captain Hook: No, no, no, no. That would take an explosive force of great magnitude...
[Everyone looks at Vinny, who is fiddling with a time bomb.]
Vinny Santorini: What...Maybe I should do this later, huh?

King Kashekim Nedakh: I know what you seek, and you will not find it here. Your journey has been in vain.
Governor Ratcliffe: But we are peaceful explorers. Men of science.
[The king looks at Rourke's sidearm]
King Kashekim Nedakh: [chuckles grimly] And yet you bring weapons.
Governor Ratcliffe: Our weapons allow us to remove... obstacles we may encounter.
King Kashekim Nedakh: Some obstacles cannot be removed with a mere show of force. Return to your people. You must leave Atlantis, at once.
Governor Ratcliffe: Your Majesty, be reasonable-
David Xanatos: Sir?
Skippy Rabbit: Not now, Dave. Toby and i will tell ya.
David Xanatos: Uh, I'm sorry, but we'd better do as he says.
Governor Ratcliffe: May I respectfully request that... we stay one night, sir? That would give us time to rest, resupply, be ready to travel by morning.
King Kashekim Nedakh: Very well. One night. That is all.
Governor Ratcliffe: Well. Thank you your majesty.
Adventure: I'll let it go for you everland king.
[Governor gives adventure a drink]
Horror: Mine-mine-mine-mine-mine...
Adventure: [pushes horror] Serve that. This is the man's drink. Not a monster book drink.
Horror: Can I have the olive? Whoa! [wine glass crashed] Uh-oh.
Adventure: Now look what you've done!

Morgan: (referring to Adventure, Fantasy, and Horror) Someone needs to talk to that girl.
Captain Hook: I will go!
Amos Slade: Someone with good horse farm.
Captain Hook: I will go!
Clayton: Someone with joining the more time of life.
Captain Hook: I will do it!
Vinny Santorini: Someone with good people skills.
Captain Hook: I will do it!
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Someone who won't scare her away.
Captain Hook: I volunteer!
Kent Mansley: Someone who can speak the language.
Captain Hook: I volunteer!
Colonel Rogard and McLeisch: Someone who can see them, that skippy falls in love with sis.
Captain Hook: For the good of the mission, I will go!
Governor Ratcliffe: (to David, who has been listening) Good man, David Xanatos. Thanks for volunteering. You found Captain Hook's Remarkable Treasure.
(Captain Hook looks shocked, then laughing)
Skippy Rabbit and Sis Rabbit: (nudging Toby) Go get 'em, tiger. (laughing continues)

[Rothbart and the others destroys the door with a sorcerer]
Rothbart: Knock, knock.
Rasputin: Room service!
[Nedakh's guards defends the King]
Darla Dimple: [Holds Leo and Grunk as hostage] Tell them to drop their weapons, now!
[Nedakh tells his guards to drop their weapons]
Darla Dimple: [Max the Butler search for the Heart of Atlantis] Spread out! Search everywhere!
Rothbart: How about it, king of jungle? Where's the crystal chamber?
King Kashekim Nedakh: You will destroy yourselves.
Rothbart: Maybe I'm not being clear. [Punch Nedakh in the stomach causing Leo and Grunk to be shocked]
[Nedakh falls on the ground]
Leo and Grunk: You killed King Kashekim Nedakh.
Rasputin: Rothbart, this was not a part of the plan.
Rothbart: [To Sweet] Plan's changed, doc. I'd suggest you put a bandage on that bleeding heart of yours. It doesn't suit a mercenary. [Sits on Nedakh's throne] Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. [To Nedakh] Now I'm going to count to 10 and you're going to tell me where the crystal is.

King Kashekim Nedakh: [about Darla] She has been chosen. Like her mother before her.
David Xanatos: What?
King Kashekim Nedakh: In times of danger, the crystal would choose a host - one of royal blood - to protect itself and its people. It will accept no other.
David Xanatos: "Choose"? You mean, this thing is alive?
King Kashekim Nedakh: In a way. The crystal thrives on the collective emotions of all who came before us. In return, it provides power. Longevity. Protection. As it grew, does he has the crew, it developed a consciousness of its own. [coughs] In my arrogance, I sought to use it as a weapon of war. But its power proved too great to control. It overwhelmed us...and led to our destruction.
David Xanatos: So that's why you hid it beneath the city. To prevent history from repeating itself!
King Kashekim Nedakh: And to prevent Darla Dimple from suffering the same fate as my beloved wife.
David Xanatos: What do you mean? What's going to happen to her?
King Kashekim Nedakh: If she remains bonded to the crystal...she could be lost to it forever. The love of my daughter is all I have left. My burden would have become hers when the time was right...but now, it falls to you. [gives David his pendant]
David Xanatos: Me?
King Kashekim Nedakh: Return the crystal. Save neverland. Destroy the wizard tower. [dies]

Rothbart: [To David Xanatos] Hello David.
David Xanatos: [To Rothbart] Hello Rothbbart

Rothbart: [looking at the soldiers] Oh my, you can't be serious.
Travis Marshall: This is wrong, and you know it.
Rasputin: That is dispeakable family fools.
Vinny Santorini: We done a lot of things we're not proud of. [counting off on his fingers] Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Before somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
McLeisch: That's enough, vinny. More for me!

David Xanatos: Skippy, you are riding a horse!
Rothbart: [looking around a Skippy] Give the horse back to me!
Skippy Rabbit: Can't catch me, can't catch me!
Rasputin: Not if i have to kill ya!
Skippy Rabbit: Sorry, no can do!

Darla Dimple: [last words] Max.....Eat that bunny rabbit.
Max the Butler: Yes, Ms. Dimple.

Rasputin: [last words] I'm Melting, Melting!

Rothbart: [last words] Oh No.....My tower is shaking again!

David Xanatos: [on seeing Governor Ratcliffe again] Hey! How did you get here!?
Skippy Rabbit: [on seeing Governor Ratcliffe again] It's you, you welcome back to me!
Fantasy: [through her teeth] Quit it! We're in the presence of the Pagemaster!
Owen Burnett: I know who he is. He's the one who welcome back to me [hugging david xanatos] forever!!
David Xanatos: I know who he is. He's the one who did THIS [gesturing along his body] to me!! Do you have any idea what I've been through?!
Governor Ratcliffe: Tell me.
Captain Hook: Thank you governor. I could have done it without you!
David Xanatos: I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor!! I was made a slave by a bunch of mangy enchanter. And eaten--got that, eaten--by a princess of angel or devil!!
Horror: He don't mean it, my governor. He don't mean it.
Derek Maza: Thank you, horror. I wishing you david xanatos thanks a lot.
David Xanatos: And not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!!
Governor Ratcliffe: Yet you stand before me.
David Xanatos: Well, yeah.
Clayton, Amos Slade, Kent Mansley, Vinny, Sweet, McLeisch, Captain Hook, and Mr. Smee: Yes Sir.
Jean Bob, Speed, and Puffin: Coming right up.
Governor Ratcliffe: Think, boy! What kind of an answer would you've had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
[hologram of Evil Darla Dimple appears, then morphs into Good Darla Dimple]
Darla Dimple: You prevailed over bunny rabbit, like you skippy. [morphs into Rothbart]
Rothbart: Ah, you looked Moby Dick in the eye, boy. [morphs into Rasputin]
Rasputin: Ah, you had pirate stuff, me lad! An' don't no one speak any different.
Governor Ratcliffe: If I had brought you here from the start, you would've never had the courage to face your own fears. [hologram morphs into the Max the Butler] And in doing so, you triumph here... and always. [hologram shows David Xanatos unconscious on the grocery store's rotunda floor]
Colonel Rogard: Let's go home.
Skippy Rabbit: You look like a girl!
Tagalong Rabbit: Thank you skippy.
Skippy Rabbit: [hugging tagalong, sis, and toby] We like you friends.


"...Our story begins in difficult times. Neverland is threatened with war...In times such as is no wonder some discard human evil sorcerer transform the Never Land into the volcano island and whole ground called Ever Land.." -- Joseph Conrad, 1857-1924 [text displayed at the beginning of the movie]



Voice cast[edit]


Composer and Music and Lyrics Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty began working on writing songs for the film from the beginning of the film's production. As the story evolved, he continued to write songs that would serve to both entertain and help move the story along. Composer Marco Beltrami arranged and produced the songs and then eventually wrote the film's score. The film's score was recorded entirely in London, England.[1]

Three soundtrack albums were released simultaneously for The Neverland Escape, each of them aimed towards a different target audience. While the other two accompanying records, the country-themed [[The Neverland Escape "Nashville" soundtrack and the gospel-based The Neverland Escape "Inspirational" soundtrack, functioned as film tributes, the The Neverland Escape soundtrack contained the actual songs from the film.[2] This album combines elements from the score composed by Marco Beltrami and film songs by Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty.[2] The songs were either voiced over by professional singers (such as London Symphony Choir), or sung by the film's voice actors, such as Joseph Fiennes and Salli Richardson. Various tracks by contemporary artists such as Los del Río and Aaron Neville were added, including the Linda Ronstaft and Snoop Dogg duet "Far Longer Than Forever", a Babyface rewrite of the original Ahrens and Flaherty composition, sung by Joseph Fiennes and Salli Richardson in the film. Quincy Jones also sings a version of "This Is My Idea".

Musical numbers[edit]

  1. "This Is My Idea" Joseph Fiennes, Salli Richardson, Hugh Dillon, Michael Chinyamurindi, George Kennedy, Whoopi Goldberg, Chad Coleman, and Chorus
  2. "Far Longer Than Forever" Joseph Fiennes, and Salli Richardson
  3. "We're Going Ashore Back to Neverland" - Corey Burton
  4. "Citizens of Rockwell Can Build It" David Ogden Stiers, David Cowgill, Dennis Haysbert, Don Novello, and Chorus
  5. "In the Dark of the Night" Christopher Lloyd, Jack Palance, Aria Noelle Curzon, Harry Shearer, and Chorus
  6. "Things Are Not What They Appear" John Cleese, James T. Callahan, Steve Vinovich, Thurl Ravenscroft, Jim Cummings, and David Frankham
  7. "In the Dark of the Night (reprise)" Alexander Gould, Dakota Fanning, and Ashlyn Sanchez
  8. "No Longer Be Failed" Daniel Radcliffe, and Chorus

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