Perfect Hair Forever

Perfect Hair Forever is an American adult animated television series on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim. The series revolves around a young boy named Gerald Bald Z and his quest to find perfect hair.

Episodes

Pilot

Coiffio: What the EFF are you doing?

Cat Man: Whaddya mean? I'm grooming.

Coiffio: Where is Gerald?!

Cat Man: Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.

Coiffio: Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!

Cat Man: Sorry, man, you're breaking up...

Coiffio: The bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!

Cat Man: Are you calling Cat Man undependable?

Coiffio: Yes, pussy cat man!

Cat Man: Yeah, you know what? Suck it.

Coiffio: Yes!

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Model Robot: I think we're dealing with a very, very, very smart person... or a very, very, very stupid person.

Coiffio: And so we are very, very, very much in danger... or very, very, very much... safe!

TiVo Your eBay

Uncle Grandfather: Who is it?

Young Man: I have come with a communication from the Ministry of Planning, concerning the french premiere who's been found dead of corruption.

Uncle Grandfather: I'm busy.

Young Man: We must act before it's too late. The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now their numbers probably aren't going to decrease.

Uncle Grandfather: Ok, whatever. Fine. Good luck with that. Giddyup Brenda! Ye ha!

Young Man: You don't understand! People are getting dead.

Uncle Grandfather: You mean people are getting nude?

Young Man: Dead.

Uncle Grandfather: Or... nude?

Young Man: Dead.

Uncle Grandfather: Come in, Nude.

Young Man: You're not a Nude.

Uncle Grandfather: Uncle Grandfather away! Ah, feh.

Young Man: You don't understand. The protecting stone makes this Yugioh disappear...

Uncle Grandfather: Oh, yeah.

Young Man: ...Which means the Miyagi Crystals will help very much in searching for the Yugioh barrier

Uncle Grandfather: Sure.

Young Man: That means the others won't be able to look for us since things move more easily the closer they are to human form.

Uncle Grandfather: Right, right, right.

Young Man: The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now...

Uncle Grandfather: Enough, fight now for three minutes.

Young Man: What?

Uncle Grandfather: Ok, one, two, three, go! What are you waiting for?

Happy Suck Day

[After the baby driving the car falls into the hole with the Young Man and animals]

Young Man: First, I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker. Then, my hand gets severed. Now I have to care for a drunk baby.

Sherman: We could eat that.

Woke Up Drunk

Gerald: Mom, where's my bike?

Mom: Uh...oh, you know what? Japanese Bear Dad sold it to himself to use in his Tokyo circus act.

[Japanese Bear Dad walks by, knocking Gerald down]

Gerald: Hey [stands up] Let's find that circus and buy back my bike.

Mom: Oh, can we do it tomorrow?

Gerald: Tomorrow? Japan isn't open on Sundays.

Mom: Not your tomorrow. My tomorrow's Wednesday.

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Gerald: Was Dad a Japanese Bear Dad this morning?

Gerald's Mom: I don't know. I was too drunk. I woke up drunk. Weren't you?

Gerald: I'm too young to drink.

Cast

• Gerald Bald Z (Kim Manning)
• Uncle Grandfather and the Anime God (Matt Maiellaro)
• Action Hotdog (Will Armstrong)
• Norman Douglas (Nick Ingkatanuwat)
• Terry/Twisty (Dave Hughes)
• Coiffio (Dave Willis)
• Catman (Dennis Maloney)
• Young Man (C. Martin Croker)
• Sherman (MF Doom)
• Space Ghost (George Lowe)