Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension is a 2011 Disney Channel original film based on the TV series Phineas and Ferb.

Dialogue

Candace: Phineas and Ferb, you are so bust... Oh, my gosh, where'd it go? You there, small children. Where's the big contraption?

Isabella: I don't know. It was here just a moment ago.

Candace: [to Stacy] Don't you realize what this means?

Stacy: We're done.

Candace: No, a mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up. This time, it took away their invention before I showed up. The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up.

Stacy: A mysterious force? Really?

Phineas: [as he and Ferb are about to crash into Doofenshmirtz's building] Ferb, it looks like we're gonna hit that building that looks vaguely like your head.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Time to give it a little test. [turns on the Other-Dimensionator, but it shuts down after a brief second] Hmm. Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken already. [Phineas and Ferb smash into the machine, destroying it as they crash into the building; sighs] I stand corrected. [runs over to the boys] All right, what's with the giant shuttlecock?

Phineas: [apologetically] We're really sorry, sir. I don't know what happened. One minute we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult, the next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side to your deluxe apartment in the sky.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, it looks like you've totaled my Other-Dimensionator.

Phineas: An Other-Dimensionator? What does it do?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently, but it-it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions.

Phineas: Oh, that's cool! We can help you fix it. I'm Phineas and this is my brother, Ferb.

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry?

Phineas: Yeah, he's our pet platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Is every platypus named Perry?

Phineas: In a perfect world, yes.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!

Phineas: Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yes, yes everyone. Doom, doom, doom and-

Both Doofenshmirtzes: Doom!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Jinx, you owe me three sodas.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Okay, doom for him too.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What? But, but I'm you!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): (Holds up puppet) "Doom"!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Phineas: [hurt when Perry reveals his secret identity by blowing his cover] Perry?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): GET THEM!

Phineas: [as Perry grabs both him and Ferb's hands to escape the Norm-bots] You're a secret agent?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hey, be careful with that!

Phineas: So this is where you disappear to every day? You come here and fight this guy?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, no, he fights me, he doesn't really know this guy.

Phineas: You fight a pharmacist? Why would you even do that?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Actually, I'm an evil scientist, but a lot of people get... confused by the lab coat...

Phineas: You're evil? He's evil?! So not only have you been lying to us this whole time, but you just stood there while we helped an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension! And you did nothing to stop us?!

Ferb: Well, he did pee on the couch.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait a second, I just realized… that was a conscious choice! You peed on my couch!

[Perry shrugs embarrassingly]

Phineas: No, no, that wasn't enough. That's when you should've put on your little hat. Not now, after we've gone through it into this mess.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): Oh, for badness sake, you can hash all this out in prison. Guards? [Perry presses a button on his watch, giving him a brain freeze] Ahh! Brain freeze!

[Perry opens the window and they fall out, then sticks his feet in the skull's eye sockets and Phineas and Ferb grab the horns, then opens his parachute]

Phineas: I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. [Perry gives him a pamphlet; reading] "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent." [throws it away in frustration] I don't want your pamphlet!

Phineas: [as Perry's parachute covers him and Ferb] Look! There's a logo on his parachute! He's got his own logo?

Phineas: [as he, Ferb and Perry escape the Norm Bots by hiding behind a dumpster in an alley] Looks like they're gone. [then berates Perry, still outraged and betrayed about his secret identity after a brief pause] You're a secret agent?! And you've been living with us this whole time?! Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you? I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family? [annoyed] Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us. Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life? [Ferb raises his hand] Put your hand down, Ferb. [Ferb obliges] You're a secret agent! He's a secret agent! [Perry looks down, sulking in depression; Ferb puts his hand on his shoulder] You're right, Ferb. We've gotta concentrate on the task at hand. We've got to get back to our dimension, and I don't even know where to start.

Phineas: [catches Perry sneaking off and putting on his fedora again as he is about to go; stopping him] You are kidding me! You're actually sneaking away again?! So nothing's changed. Did it ever occur to you that we could help you? That we could have made a great team? But I guess you can't have teamwork without trust. You don't have to sneak away anymore. We know your secret. You can just go. [he and Ferb watch Perry sadly walking down the road, turning himself in, as it starts to rain with the song, "I Walk Away" playing] You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]

Ferb: Well, you can, but it would just be "Platyp". [closes the door]

Phineas: Well, I guess if you can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella.

Phineas (2nd Dimension): Who's Isabella?

Phineas: The girl who lives across the street.

Phineas (2nd Dimension): Mom says that talking to neighbors can be dangerous.

Linda (2nd Dimension): [from the basement] It's true!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I still don't get it - if we're the same person, why are you so much better at being evil than me?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): True evil is born through pain and loss. You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimmelshtump, I had a toy train... then one day I lost it.

[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's... that's it?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What do you mean?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's your emotionally scarring backstory?! That's your "great tragedy"?! Dude, I-I was raised by ocelots! I mean literally: disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, a-and you're telling me you just lost a toy train? That's all?! That's all you got, really?! I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I never lost that toy train.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well maybe if you did, you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area, I will go over there and give it a shot myself.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Great! We can be a team!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [sarcastically] Yeah, right...a team.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, was that sarcasm?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): [sarcastically] Nooo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, right there, I'm pretty sure that's me when I'm being sarcastic!

Baljeet: Why is Perry wearing a hat?

Phineas: It's everything we built this summer. Somehow, Perry has replicated all of our inventions. That means that he didn't miss out on everything, he did see it, and he trusted us after all. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna save the entire Tri-State Area!

Candace: Now this is what I call busting!

Phineas: Alright, everyone! Let's kick some robot chassis!

Candace: I was wrong, Stacy, about everything. I'm not a grown-up. I can't control mysterious forces. I can't even get my mom to see what my brothers are doing! [smiles as she gets an idea] Stacy, that's it! I can't get my mom to see what my brothers are doing! [quickly runs off]

Stacy: Candace, where are you going?!

Candace: I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom! And I'm gonna fail!

[Last lines]

Isabella: Um, Major Monogram?

Monogram: Uh...yes?

Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today?

Monogram: That's right.

Isabella: [smirks] Good!

[Isabella grabs Phineas and kisses him.]

Phineas: [gasps] Isabella?!

Isabella: Hit it, Carl!

Phineas: Wait, wait, wait -- !

[The Amnesia-nator is fired]

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