Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby

Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby (or Storks: Guide to Your New Baby) is a 2016 computer-animated mockumentary short film. This short film is sequel to a same year, Storks.

Dialogue

Pigeon Toady: Hi there! It's me Pigeon Toady. Here are my two best friends in the world to show you how to change a baby.

[He turns camera to Junior and Tulip]

Tulip: Uh...

Junior: Yeah, we're actually more just work friends.

Pigeon Toady: [laughs] Great joke best friend!

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Pigeon Toady: Sometimes babies get hungry. Trust me, I know. Hand me the baby.

[Tulip hands him a big baby and he struggles to carry him while feeding him a bottle of milk]

Tulip: Do you want help, or...

Pigeon Toady: Hard pass.

Tulip: Okay.

Pigeon Toady: Seriously? We don't have a smaller baby?

Tulip: Don't forget to burp him.

Pigeon Toady: What? Come on!

[Tulip starts burping the baby for him, then Pigeon Toady tries it, causing the baby to have a very long burp on his face]

Pigeon Toady: Aw, gross.

Cast

• Andy Samberg as Junior
• Katie Crown as Tulip
• Stephen Kramer Glickman as Pigeon Toady
• Keegan-Michael Key as Alpha
• Jordan Peele as Beta