Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby

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Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby (or Storks: Guide to Your New Baby) is a 2016 computer-animated mockumentary short film. This short film is sequel to a same year, Storks.

Dialogue[edit]

Pigeon Toady: Hi there! It's me Pigeon Toady. Here are my two best friends in the world to show you how to change a baby.
[He turns camera to Junior and Tulip]
Tulip: Uh...
Junior: Yeah, we're actually more just work friends.
Pigeon Toady: [laughs] Great joke best friend!

Pigeon Toady: Sometimes babies get hungry. Trust me, I know. Hand me the baby.
[Tulip hands him a big baby and he struggles to carry him while feeding him a bottle of milk]
Tulip: Do you want help, or...
Pigeon Toady: Hard pass.
Tulip: Okay.
Pigeon Toady: Seriously? We don't have a smaller baby?
Tulip: Don't forget to burp him.
Pigeon Toady: What? Come on!
[Tulip starts burping the baby for him, then Pigeon Toady tries it, causing the baby to have a very long burp on his face]
Pigeon Toady: Aw, gross.

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