Pigs (1992 film)

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Pigs (Polish: Psy) is a 1992 Polish crime film about a man and his partners from the secret police used to live like kings, but now must adapt to a new post-communist environment where they are scorned and losing all the privileges.

Directed and written by Władysław Pasikowski.

Franz Maurer[edit]

  • [To Olo before killing him] Who is dead does not live.
  • Somebody is born as a priest, another one as a whore, and another one as a thief. Sometimes it's good 'cause you can tell each other.
  • Bień! We'll be fuckin' back here with Olo.
  • Olo, in a normal country those motherfuckers would already be dead meat.
  • [to the Chemist] So die, nobody cares.
  • [to Angela] I don't wanna talk with you.

Olo Żwirski[edit]

  • I'm a mechanic, I don't need to be an SB.
  • [about Angela] She's nobody. Just a little whore.


  • I didn't heard yet that someone of us has been given a job. As a bouncer, maybe.
  • [to Olo about Franz capturing The Chemist]] Don't even tell me that, holy fuck! Chemist must be free, motherfucker!


  • Angela: [to Franz] Okay, I'm done eating. Now you can fuck me.
  • Major Bień: I am Major Bień and I am a major. Since yesterday you're my underlings and I am your direct superior. Now you're in the police, not in SB. You know the difference? In SB you did nothing and take a lot of cash for that, but in the police you must work hard non-stop and you get no bonanza. Nobody will have 30 reprimands, 'cause will be fired after a second one, and his father-in-law-general won't help.
  • Newbie: [to Franz, after a failed mission] Nobody will die because of you, you fucking SB! Nobody, you got it?!
  • Captain Stopczyk: [to Newbie about burning their SB archives] Tonight we're smokin' out our fucking past!


Senator Wencel: Standing in front of the commision is Franz Maurer, 37, married, one child. Studied law in Cracow till 1978 with commendation. On the same year starts working in the Ministry. In 1980 he marries Milena Kurzepa , the daughter of the deputy minister. Immidiately promoted on December 1980. Thirty-one reprimends, eighteen commendations, two of them applied by the Russian Minister of Interior. Had three excusals from duty, all revoked, no details. Mr. Maurer, what have you done in the case of Cpt. Nowakowski, who tried to create free trade unions in the Ministry in 1980?
Franz: I gave him a headshot from Mauser 7.8 mm.
Wencel: Could you explain that, please?
Franz: Nowakowski killed his wife, kidnapped his daughter on the roof and threatened that he'll throw her out there if they don't do what he demanded.
Rutecki: What he demanded?
Franz: To register free trade unions and a 2200 Zloty markup.
Wencel: So what?
Franz: So I went to the chimney of the powerplant and shoot him in the head. What's more to explain?
Wencel: You were given an award.
Franz: It seemed someone liked me hitting a man in the temple from 240 yards and they started to invite me on some huntings.
Rutecki: Did you know Cpt. Nowakowski before?
Franz: We studied law together. Witek... Cpt. Nowakowski was... He was my friend.

Franz: This shit's inedible!
Olo: Third-category dog cutlet, minced with the house!

Newbie: We, pigs, must stick together. I'm gonna clean the mess on your behalf.
Franz: Yes, but sweep me on a separate pile.

Angela: How do you like my 17-year-old body?
Franz: You're an old babe.

Franz: Do you have home or family?
Angela: It's said my dad's a priest. How about you?
Franz: I've wife in the US, she left me.
Angela: Dumb bitch.
Franz: She took our son with her. I also have a brother in Auckland in New Zealand.
Angela: Nice car.
Franz: Wife's.
Angela: Well, it's for sure it's too expensive for a cop. What else did she give to you?
Franz: Nothing, she took everything.
Angela: Why did she left you?
Franz: Normally, 'cause she was a bad woman.
Angela: And you're innocent?
Franz: I'm holy.

Franz: Bitch... Who are you?
Prostitute: A bitch... And you?

Major Walenda: Stopczyk, what do you smoke?
Captain Stopczyk: Me? Radomskie, but if you prefer, Franz's got Camel.
Walenda: What the fuck are you saying? What do you burn at the garbage dump on nights?

Franz: Olo, can you smell it?
Olo: Yeah, but it's not shit. It's carcass. If someone like him starts peaching where will he end?
Franz: In Powązki... [the most famous cemetery in Warsaw]

Stasiman: Can I finish my breakfast? You're from the police, aren't you?
Gross: And you're from Stasi (East Germany secret police)
Stasiman: You've mistaken me with someone else.
Gross: You came here to meet with the Słaby brothers, with "Big" Marian and Zenon, to establish a new contact man. The previous one has been murdered, after all. Between us, the new one will share his fate. Please stay calm.
Stasiman: This provocation starts to be boring, officer.
Gross: The Słabys have prepared 50 pounds of amphetamine for you. You will lose this stuff, the contact man and the money - 250.000 marks... am I right?
Stasiman: How about your pal? Will he say something funny?
Gross' henchman: Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles!

Gross: Damn the Blacks.
Olo: Damn the Blacks and the Reds.
Gross: Damn everyone. That's a good toast, isn't it?
Olo: I'll drink with you for that.

Gross' henchman: You think he lied?
Gross: Nobody ever lied with battery connected to the balls.

Franz: We need to send you to a school.
Angela: I'd be fucked by everyone again.
Franz: Well, that's a good argument against school!

Member of commission: Are you ready to serve and protect the renewed democratic Republic of Poland?
Franz: Decisively, till the end... Mine or its.

Franz: You fuck.
Olo: No, Franz, I swear I'm telling the truth.
Franz: You fuck with my woman.
Olo: Why?
Franz: In the name of rules, son of a bitch!


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