Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D comedy horror film inspired by and a remake of the 1978 film Piranha.

Julia Forester

• Get the **** out of the water!
• [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

Jake Forester

• [to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Novak Radzinsky

• There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
• [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a ******* piranha?

Dialogue

Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.

Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?

Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.

Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.

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Danni: Nice horn.

Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.

Danni: Thanks.

Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.

Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.

Danni: They all do.

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Laura Forester: You talk funny.

Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

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Sam: Something bit me.

Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

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Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?

Danni: You better believe it. [Climbing on the rope]

Danni: I don't pole dance for nothing!

Julie Forester: [Rounding angrily on her son] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

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Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.

Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [a giant piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]

External links

• Piranha 3D quotes at the Internet Movie Database