Piranha 3D

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Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D comedy horror film in which after a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. It was inspired by and is a loose remake of the 1978 film Piranha.

Directed by Alexandre Aja. Written by Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg.
Don't Scream...Just Swim!taglines

Julia Forester[edit]

  • Get the fuck out of the water!
  • [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

Novak Radzinsky[edit]

  • There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
  • [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?

Other[edit]

  • Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
  • Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
  • Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]
  • Derrick Jones: They took my penis!

Dialogue[edit]

Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?
Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.
Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.

Danni: Nice horn.
Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?
Danni: You better believe it. [Climbing on the rope] I don't pole dance for nothing!
Julie Forester: [to Jake] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!

Laura Forester: You talk funny.
Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.

Sam: Something bit me.
Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [a giant piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]

Taglines[edit]

  • Don't Scream...Just Swim!
  • There's Something in the Water
  • This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth
  • Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.
  • This summer, how fast can you swim?

Cast[edit]

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