Piranha 3D
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Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D comedy horror film in which after a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. It was inspired by and is a loose remake of the 1978 film Piranha.
- Directed by Alexandre Aja. Written by Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg.
Julia Forester[edit]
- Get the fuck out of the water!
- [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
Novak Radzinsky[edit]
- There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
- [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
Other[edit]
- Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
- Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
- Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]
- Derrick Jones: They took my penis!
Dialogue[edit]
- Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
- Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?
- Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.
- Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
- Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
- Danni: Nice horn.
- Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.
- Danni: Thanks.
- Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
- Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
- Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
- Danni: They all do.
- Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?
- Danni: You better believe it. [Climbing on the rope] I don't pole dance for nothing!
- Julie Forester: [to Jake] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
- Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
- Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
- Laura Forester: You talk funny.
- Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.
- Sam: Something bit me.
- Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.
- Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
- Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [a giant piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]
Taglines[edit]
- Don't Scream...Just Swim!
- There's Something in the Water
- This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth
- Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.
- This summer, how fast can you swim?
Cast[edit]
- Elisabeth Shue - Sheriff Julie Forester
- Steven R. McQueen - Jake Forester
- Adam Scott - Novak
- Jerry O'Connell - Derrick Jones
- Jessica Szohr - Kelly
- Kelly Brook - Danni
- Riley Steele - Crystal
- Ving Rhames - Deputy Fallon
- Dina Meyer - Paula
- Christopher Lloyd - Carl Goodman
- Richard Dreyfuss - Matt Boyd
- Ricardo Chavira - Sam
- Paul Scheer - Andrew Cunningham
- Cody Longo - Todd Dupree
- Sage Ryan - Zane Forester
- Brooklynn Proulx - Laura Forester
- Devra Korwin - Mrs. Goodman
External links[edit]
- Piranha 3D quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Piranha 3D at Allmovie
- Piranha 3D at Rotten Tomatoes